>enter your sons room
>see this
>wat do?
Enter your sons room
“Honey?! What are you doing to our son!?!?”
breathe a sigh of relief "at least he is not gay"
Im still not impressed
Hello son, you are lucky to have a strict heriin that keeps you chaste and fucks you. Just like your mother has kept me chaste for 20 years and my ass is ripping open
I don't see balls touching either. Not sure if penis is feminine
getting fucked in the ass while your cock is compressed into an atom isn't gay?
Where do I join?
No
No. It's being dominated. Gay is when two guys pound each other, I guess
>"Well," I said, lighting up a cigarette and taking a drag, returning my focus to the sunset through my son's window, "I'll have to try with the wife for another chance at continuing the family line."
Do a 1080 and walk away
I dunno.
looks pretty gay to me.
I think my son being fully dressed and getting a BJ from a trap would be less gay imo.
>360
Wonder why he complained when I did that. My cock is nowhere near the size of that thing.
"Heh, guess you guys are getting ready for the prostate exam right"
>leave the room
Why are you cheating on me son
What son?
>wat do?
Take a number, get in line...
prepare tidepods for supper
whats that supposed to mean?
Go straight up to him, whisper in his ear "ur mum gay"
is my son watching his friend getting cucked?
of course
thats not what cucked is
I would put the pussy in the chainwax
trips of confusement..
How do u know that this dude that is getting fucked aint the best freind and lover of my son's friend..?
how do you know im not pewdpie?
I never said u aint
What should I do..?Should I say, I've done this, before..?
Should I say I am not a role model?
>Be me
>on 'b'
>No idea what to say
>shitposts.gif
I liked
pretty sure you are
check my singles
Have the girl prep me so I can show him what a real cock feels like.
That's the gayest and creepiest shit I've read all day, annon. Bravo
My pleasure... literally would be my pleasure.
it's true. so yea..
prego/10 for real
Instant boner
I retract Winner ^^
Conversely..
>Walk into daughters room.
>See the same thing.
What do?
Give her the thumbs up. Only good girls know how to pleasure a men's prostate.