Enter your sons room

>enter your sons room
>see this
>wat do?

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“Honey?! What are you doing to our son!?!?”

breathe a sigh of relief "at least he is not gay"

Im still not impressed

Hello son, you are lucky to have a strict heriin that keeps you chaste and fucks you. Just like your mother has kept me chaste for 20 years and my ass is ripping open

I don't see balls touching either. Not sure if penis is feminine

getting fucked in the ass while your cock is compressed into an atom isn't gay?

Where do I join?

No

No. It's being dominated. Gay is when two guys pound each other, I guess

>"Well," I said, lighting up a cigarette and taking a drag, returning my focus to the sunset through my son's window, "I'll have to try with the wife for another chance at continuing the family line."

Do a 1080 and walk away

I dunno.
looks pretty gay to me.
I think my son being fully dressed and getting a BJ from a trap would be less gay imo.

>360

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Wonder why he complained when I did that. My cock is nowhere near the size of that thing.

"Heh, guess you guys are getting ready for the prostate exam right"

>leave the room

Why are you cheating on me son

What son?

>wat do?
Take a number, get in line...

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prepare tidepods for supper

whats that supposed to mean?

Go straight up to him, whisper in his ear "ur mum gay"

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is my son watching his friend getting cucked?

of course

thats not what cucked is

I would put the pussy in the chainwax

trips of confusement..

How do u know that this dude that is getting fucked aint the best freind and lover of my son's friend..?

how do you know im not pewdpie?

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I never said u aint

What should I do..?Should I say, I've done this, before..?

Should I say I am not a role model?

>Be me
>on 'b'
>No idea what to say
>shitposts.gif

I liked

pretty sure you are

check my singles

Have the girl prep me so I can show him what a real cock feels like.

That's the gayest and creepiest shit I've read all day, annon. Bravo

My pleasure... literally would be my pleasure.

it's true. so yea..

prego/10 for real

Instant boner

I retract Winner ^^

Conversely..
>Walk into daughters room.
>See the same thing.
What do?

Give her the thumbs up. Only good girls know how to pleasure a men's prostate.