I can never get fuckers to respond on /ck/ or /trv/. I'm going to Madeira this week for about a week...

I can never get fuckers to respond on /ck/ or /trv/. I'm going to Madeira this week for about a week. What should I see and eat, Alberto Barbosas? I'm going to the TSUUUUU museum of course.

How big is Madeira?

not as big as my cock HAHA

What ever you do, DON'T watch their league no matter how hard they try to persuade you.

Madeira is 4 inches?

Not very big. About an hour's drive coast-to-coast.

i said not as big not bigger

lol!

LOL!
Great post my friend!

still not answer OP questions.

hit up shanta ronaldo
pay his expenses
go to night clubs
enjoy free bottle service and the finest moor women thinking you're part of cr7's entourage

a mountainous shithole that only produces bananas and mooches off the mainland
good pão com chouriço though

Thanks Joao. Any other hot hints?

Help.

I'm going to Barcelona for 2 days in September. What should I see it do? I've never been abroad before.

Dude. I was in Barcelona just this winter! I suggest:

Montserrat (sweet cable car trip up there and light hiking)
Walking around the Gothic Quarter
Go to Park Guell. Even the free areas are way cool, and they let you into the paid area for free after 6. Be sure to buy tickets in advance.
Sagrada Familia. Also buy tickets in advance.
Montjuic and the Catalan Art Museum are sweet, as is the Picasso Museum.
I like that tower over by Tibidabo even if Tibidabo itself is underwhelming.

We mostly walked around the city and ate at random places.

I actually got a few decent food recommendations from Sup Forums, but can no longer remember them.

If you give me advice I will watch your league.

>all that raw onion
PLEASE brush your teeth before coming over

the tssuu museum is poortugal's major attraction, there is nothing else

>Ilha da Madeira

Kek, it's like the brazilian Acre

Eat some sopa de macaco

>your best player come from there
>your best poet come from there

hmmm you seem like a little jealous bitch

I went a while ago, the most memorable thing was a forest fire that burned down some mansions lol

Also a sort of seafood stew/porridge I've never found anywhere else (can a tsuu help me out here)

The island scenery is really nice so go on a hike but other than that it's mainly beaches and restaurants

Thanks lads. I'll report with pictures from the museum.

Eat Bolo do caco. Drink Poncha. Drink vinho com laranjada.

Ride the carro de cesto.

Fuck pic related.

Prepare to shit yourself while landing, it's a bit scary.

>Best poet
Wtf are you talking about?

Make sure to get a pic of the TSUU statue.

>getting travel advice from Sup Forums

All my threads on based /trv/ get over 150 responses.

You probably don't create proper threads. We don't fuck with plebs there. Also never mention /trv/ here ever again.

just go to lisbon instead, great city and food

Everybody goes to Lisbon. I like Madeira because it's a little weird.