Be me

>be me
>have this urge to fap
>hold it for 2 days
>shower time
>download 3 porn videos cause wifi signal doesn't reach shower
>start the first one
>lana rhoads blackmailed by step brother into sex
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>cum
>instant regret
>i start thinking how my life is pathetic and how i need to change
>i reach the conclusion that i'm gonna change from this specific moment , no more fapping , i'm gonna star going to the gym and stop being my pathetic self
>click by mistake on second vid
>she has the cutest smile and the most beautiful face ever
>i fap literally like 30 second after i decided to stop fapping and change my life
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>i'm fucking pethetic

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Welcome to humanity, OP.

smoke weed man

does weed help?

no

Fucking pothead.

B-b-but it's less dangerous that smokes and being an alcohol.

No but your mom does

that so sad

LOL you are like wild animal that can't control urge. You are literally wild animal. Pathetic. If you ever mate with female it will last 2.7 seconds and she will be disappointed greatly. Your masculinity will be put in question.

Congratulations for showing other bad habits. All are bad, one being worse than the other means nothing.

You sound like a twelve year old

And you sound like a twelve year old VIRGIN
>rekt

it's like the time i decided to shoot my load into my mouth. i didn't even swallowed it because i instantly regret it. get over it champ. sometimes you have to get cum in your mouth before you realize that it's gay. that's life.

why the fuck whould u wana cum in ur mouth

Kekekek I remember the day I did it, with the same result as you. It's a kind of right off passage when boys turn into men.

I agree that pointing out something worse, doesn't make the first thing 'good'.

But I think that such an argument is towards people who already either smoke or drink. It feels hypocritical from people who drink alcohol to condone the use of weed.

You sound like a twelve year old

Funny and original

i do this daily

once i came into a syringe and shooted it in my butthole. why did i do this? i have no fucking idea!

every man will come to the point in life were he have to decide if he swallows his own cum or spit it out. faggots will swallow, true men will spit their cum out. that's one of the most important decisions a young men have to make.