Ylyl thread
Ylyl thread
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3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50
The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.
The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.
Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.
Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.
The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.
First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.
William Howard
Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.
Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.
Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."
Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:
"Guys, I think I fucked up."
Jace Murphy
Some OC faggot
Bentley Lee
Kek
Thomas Foster
Liam Miller
Hudson Scott
dumb but lost anyway
Adam Martinez
Lost
Kevin Allen
Julian James
Dylan Brown
Jace Powell
Lost
Aaron Rivera
Jacob King
Evan Barnes
Jack Perez
Isn't there a vid of these 2 sucking dick?
Jace Diaz
Angel White
Thomas Davis
William Sullivan
there was a shopped picture, nothing real
Anthony Fisher
I legitimately lold
Alexander Harris
fu
John Perez
hahahaha havent laughed at something in a long time
Grayson Wright
I didnt come here to feel asshole
Wyatt Miller
nice dubs, nigger
Eli Reyes
Luke Edwards
Adam Rodriguez
Justin Jenkins
Source
Brody Lopez
always gets me xD
Charles Howard
k
Carter Stewart
Don't you mean "Le go?"
Austin Reed
Adam Green
xDDDDDD
Sebastian Nguyen
Pretty cool actually.
Caleb Carter
Carter Adams
Countered!
Jeremiah Roberts
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Angel Reed
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Samuel Nelson
Alexander Mitchell
i wanna punch this guy in the face
Grayson Cook
Tyler Bennett
Thomas Evans
Is there something I'm missing or is the third guy just an idiot?
Eli Bell
Bentley Fisher
>SO.o...HE was behind of it..
Caleb Brown
Mason Lewis
one shot and you're on the floor
Alexander Edwards
I don’t get it either
Jaxon Sanchez
Fine.
Tyler Morgan
Well, Sure, Then.
Thomas Ward
quality chuckle, thanks m8
John Gomez
>denied reproductive organs
What?
James Brown
Lol the piss bottles to the left
Ryder Clark
>murder she wrote dvd
good taste
Parker Martinez
Godammit...
Carson Perez
o
Cooper Cruz
It is called sarcasm. Picture related.
Jason Martinez
faaaaaawk
Hunter Gray
Josiah Allen
Ryder Evans
William Bell
Kayden Hill
Evan White
Lucas Richardson
Liam Morris
Camden Nguyen
Won
Jason Carter
Kayden Ramirez
...
Zachary Bailey
Alexander Lewis
Fuck
Ayden Clark
cunt
Christopher Sanders
Zachary Adams
Realest thing I've ever seen
Benjamin Myers
Jeremiah Evans
One of my favorite pastas
Jackson Wright
thats a cute little otter there m8
Evan Perry
Parker Peterson
Ow
Liam Gutierrez
Also sauce?
Elijah Price
Anyone have the "GrandMa this needs to hands" image with trump in the background?
John Scott
Kayden Wilson
Bentley Edwards
Luis James
Ryan Morris
Dammit. I lost.
Nicholas Ross
if the joke is that trump is being a bad US president, wouldn't it be all US citizens, and not just his voters?
God what a retard.
Angel Williams
yes im positive these creatures are capable of sarcasm
Angel Reed
that's why never have the bitch on top
Jacob Green
The fucks that from?
Brayden Foster
Kek
Evan Fisher
ok
Luke Bailey
There isnt anything to get its a retarded post made by a retard that samefags
Grayson Mitchell
Gavin Myers
Very nice
Owen Hill
saved!
Luke Edwards
>and their pussies smelled like canning day at the tuna factory.
LOST.