I'm an all powerful genie. I shall grant you any wish, BUT whatever you wish for may have undesirable consequences

I'm an all powerful genie. I shall grant you any wish, BUT whatever you wish for may have undesirable consequences.

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I wish for dubs

I wish you were dead.

For a peaceful death.

I want to control Pop Star!

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You wish was granted, but from now on you will never get dubs again

may i please have unlimited wishes that don't have undesirable consequences?

I'm immortal, therefore I cannot die. So I can switch places with you and have you, a mortal, killed.

Peaceful:free from disturbance; tranquil

I send you into the desert with no food or water. Nothing will disturb you there

You want unlimited power? Then you shall take my place inside this lamp!

I am immortal too, you shit genie. GO BACK TO ARABIA YOU STUPID FUCK.

A catastrophic event to end current human nature and society to a bring a new age. Ending the ideas of current politics, religions, science, social issues, etc.

We can not live in peace but we can not live in suffering.

I wish only good things happen to me from now on

I cast a plague upon all politicians, ministers, scientists, and anyone related to those categories. Now I leave the rest of the world to function to whatever is left, good luck!

To balance out the good and the bad that means someone else must have only bad things happen to them from now on. Your wish is granted!

Shit myself in public.

Sooooo. You're a Djin

I'm fine with that

even the ideology of racism?

I wish I knew how to cook a decent roast.

You shit yourself in public and I allow society to do and judge you as they always do

I give you the ability to cook a decent roast, but now that's the only decent thing you can do

I wish that from here on out no one has negative consequences for their wishes

If it already happens, its not a consequence of the wish. Do over. Get creative ginn faggit

to get a relationship with some girl named Kat. and I want her to love me

Alright djinn, I wish to be rich with no negative repercussions

A beautiful girl named Kat falls madly in love with you. So in love she can't seem to stay away from you. She is always next to you and becomes incredibly jealous and violent whenever you speak to anyone besides her be it man or woman.

She will love you to death.

Congratulations you are now rich, however to make sure not to steal or cause inflation in the economy, you have been aged 40 years and all that money earned is the money you would've earned during those 40 years at your current job.

thank you kind user

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i wish for a hot goth gf

infinite pizza flavored pringles

To do that I would require a blood sacrifice. Would you like to volunteer

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I replace all the plants of this world with pizza flavored pringles, you simply bury one pringle and more will grow. Infinite pringles! But no more of your favorite fruits and veggies

I want my family to live a long healthy life!! I DONT CARE IF I DIE FOR IT

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I will have improved as a person in every conceivable way.

No need for a sacrifice, you shall continue to live as normal. Now as for your family.....

Your family continues to live with the health of a physically fit 25 year old human. They live a long life, a VERY long life. They outlive your grandchildren and their great grandchildren. Long enough to experience the economic crash of 2230. They struggle to find work and survive only to realize they will soon find death in the robot uprising the following year

Your family are turned into lobsters and spend the next thousand years living in mud, eating ocean detritus.

plenty of money
so i can spend the rest of my life just by travelling and smoking weed

You steal so much money that you are put in jail.

I wish for the world to end quickly and painlessly.

Djin, I would also like to know if all ideologies, including racism and modern tribalism, will be part of the catastrophe.

I wish for more wishes.

My wish is that nothing that I would consider undesirable would ever happen to me.

Yes

The world is sucked into a black hole that appeared out of nowhere. Earth is sucked in. The world ended but a few people were able to escape with some escape pods. You were in one of the pods, now you drift off into the unknown darkness that is space

You are lobotomised. When asked if that was something that was undesirable to you, you droll in a manner that suggests that you are pretty chill with it.

Sounds like you want to take my place, very will. Wish granted! Good luck finding someone to rub your lamp

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I would like to always win, every time I place a bet

Ever watch that episode twilight where the guy wins every slot machine and every card? Basically that but the casino catches onto you quickly and takes you outside to beat the shit out of you

I wish my farts smelled nice.

Done! Now no one can stop smelling your farts

The Djinn has other matters to attend to. I hope you all enjoyed!

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i wish for dubs

Fucking kek Sup Forumsro-genie

You will roll dubs every time from now on. You use this power to win nudes, steam keys, paypal donations, and everything else your heart could desire. Eventually, people notice that it's the same account that's getting all this stuff and, driven mad with jealousy, they use it to locate where you live and burn your house down with you in it.

I wish I was a boy.

I wish to be healthy

You discover that, due to a clerical error, your birth certificate has you marked as male. You rub this in the face of hardcore conservatives and revel in their tears.

I wish for the power to grant any wish I want by saying the wish out loud by usage of my mouth followed by saying the words "And so my wish is, and so my wish shall be."

I wish for the power to do anything without limitation.

I wish Hillary hadn't won the presidency!

Where do you think the word "genie" comes from?

You wake up unable to control your body. Against your wishes, it goes on an intense six-month exercise and diet routine while you watch on helplessly. After it reaches peak physical wellness, it stars working to improve it's mental wellbeing, the first step of which is to use hypnosis to expunge you from your own mind.

Unfortunately, you also gain the genie's curse, and are compelled to word your own wishes in such a way that they all inevitably screw you over.

The first thing that happens is that your body parts all start stretching in every direction. You hope that they will eventually stop but your head is somewhere around Jupiter by now and is showing no sign of slowing down.

I wish for a painless and quick death.

Rather than president, Hillary is elected Queen for life and turns the country into a brutal dictatorship. You live out the rest of your days deleting boring emails.

I want to be blind and break every bone in my body

You become healthy and will live a long life, however you begin squandering your time in meaningless activities, those friends you had that cared for you now feel jealous of your recovery and you will not gain new friends to replace them. You die while on a long trip aimlessly traveling while on the toilet at a bookstore in Waukegan Illinois, looking at your phone and trying to communicate with an escort who’s phone battery is failing. You are 94 years old and the person that finds you steals your phone and unlocks it with a photo3dprinted copy of your fingerprint taken from the back of your phone. He also has your bitcoin wallet consequently and the title deed to your vehicle and estates registered anonymously in the block chain.

You shoot yourself in the head, dying instantly without feeling a thing. After that, you spend the rest of eternity being tortured in hell, which it turns out is a thing.

>SO.o...HE was behind of it..

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*Whose phone battery....

You are out shopping when your eyes suddenly explode and your body crunches itself up like a pretzel. The medical community is at a loss to explain what happened, and you gain international renown and pity. A top cybernetics firm hears your story and donates cutting-edge equipment to you, replacing your ruined eyes with lenses powerful enough to see individual atoms, and an indestructible skeletal endoskeleton. You live as a god among men. You have become everything you always hated.

I want 100 living dinosaur eggs

give me a real working tardis from doctor who, full to scale, I have the key, and it can travel through time and spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

Crocodiles are technically dinosaurs. But nah, seriously, you get 100 t-rex eggs and enjoy 100 delicious omelettes.

You get all those things, and you live a very very long time but the Theme music from Dr. Who plays mysteriously all around you constantly, with no respite and at a volume that annoys even your friends when you approach them,

I don't care how annoying that music is

*sings to the hummmmmmms*

*whistles the tune

I drop it on your head.
The Doctor comes and kicks your ass and takes it back.
You use it to go to Costco so you can run in to get some munchies and forget which section you parked it in.
The controls are jammed so it can only travel in one direction through time and space and you are unable to alter its course. You drift through time and space for what is technically eternity even though not much seems to really change about it.

I'll let you pick one.

Your infinite supply of wishes Require that you constantly have to spend an infinite number of wishes wishing for things Not to happen, many more than the few things you get to wish to happen. You spend all your time wishing as you barely tread water in the viscous sea of impending alternate universes. You soon give up and realize you are like a bacterium in the sea of possibilities and can barely control the present enough to feed yourself sufficiently. You would wish the wishes away, but you cannot as you’re far too busy wishing away chaos.

>You use it to go to Costco so you can run in to get some munchies and forget which section you parked it in.


i'll take the controls jammed
LUL

because i can always time travel back after someone comes and picks me up LUL

A large penis

Give me a sexy wish devil like in bedazzled but her wishes don't have consequences and she knows her place as my wish devil.

People call your new roommate Big Johnson, even though his name is Greg. You are about to find out why.

Works for me where's the hot sauce

i wish to fuck a genie
now bend over
no one said the consequences were for me

Her wishes don't have any consequences, good or bad. In fact, you are beginning to suspect that she's not really a genie at all, and paying for her "shisha" habit is starting to get expensive.

in sovvveit russia genie fucks you

The hot goth GF ages badly and her Hep C++ and HIV.net and dark wardrobe cause her to sweat profusely in the mildest weather, and soon her alabaster white skin becomes corrupt with shaving pimple scars and dark and leathery in her creases. Her sister and mother move in with you and you can’t get rid of Any of them. Your collection of mp3s are destroyed because they moved them to a cheap tower pc powered by a wall wart and they only play Country & Western music.

I want a white-haired loli

The genie doesn't seem to have a problem with this. A few weeks later you get a call telling you that you should go see a doctor to get yourself checked out.

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>Obvious response is obvious.

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I wish to have no reason to ever make a second wish

The section of your brain governing desire liquefies and dribbles out your nose. You feel no need to wipe it from your face. You sit motionless for days until your family finds you and has you committed to an institution. You don't have a problem with this. the rest of your life is spent in blissful ignorance and urine soaked pants.

gross

Take it up with the complaints department.

Eh, I'll take it.