Forgotten memes edition
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Lucas Cox
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Landon Gray
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Easton Bennett
This is Terminal Redux by Vektor, say something nice about her
Jacob Russell
name my band
Matthew Bell
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE
Ethan Barnes
Holy shit this is so good
Cooper Perry
Michael Richardson
There is this one album I want on vinyl (one of my all time favorite) but it's a limited edition and I can't find it for less than 150 euros
what do
Robert Robinson
Is Volbeat /metal/ approved? I finally got to listening to them Yesterday and have fallen in Love with them
Jordan Sullivan
The wiggers
Lincoln Perez
>myglobalmind.com
Is the great Kat a crazy person?
Adam Sanchez
Funny how Tom G has been at the opposite spectrum of being kvlt as fuck and poseur as fuck
Ethan Anderson
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Ryder Russell
i for one am excited to what dave does next. he was the only talented member in the band to begin with. he wrote all the music anyway.
"no"
Samuel Campbell
I wouldn't even call them Metal.
Elijah Adams
mods are surprisingly
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Hudson Wright
>Sup Forums mods delete BSDM posts in less than 2 minutes
Sup Forums mods take 30 minutes to delete 300+ threads containing webms of dog fucking, pouring maggots in vagina and hamster vore
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Jace Fisher
>be the gayest metal band on the planet
>self-styled "kings of metal"
>"le loudest band ever"
>half the songs are "we're the best" and jerking off the fans
>play the same inoffensive Kiss/Dio worship since 1983
>shit production to show how """loud""" they are
>hilariously bad "virtuoso" instrumentals
>literally an embodiment of all shitty metal cliches that make Spinal Tap look serious
>absolutely retarded fanbase that's rivaling juggalos
so you be telling me we wuz real metal and shit???
Isaiah James
>deletes nude pictures in the span of 2 minutes
>leave explicitly political pro-communist thread up til it gets archived
This board is full of and literally ran by commies. No wonder it's shit
Josiah Murphy
>>literally an embodiment of all shitty metal cliches that make Spinal Tap look serious
>all metal cliches
>a.k.a "the most metal band ever"
Why do ya think we like them?
Angel Gomez
fucking MAD
John Cook
qt girls like Manowar tho
Logan Walker
kill yourself
Oliver Miller
>play the same inoffensive Kiss/Dio worship since 1983
That's just plain wrong.
Isaac Allen
reminder
Lincoln Rogers
hipster black metal IS extreme metal
Nicholas Johnson
Why is this a meme?
Charles Barnes
Because it has no chorus
Joshua Walker
Welcome, newfriend
Jaxson Moore
are you calling me a liar
David Wright
Yes I don't come her often and it's not the first time I see it memed. I never understood why. I never even listened to the album, and I can't get it from the reviews. I see it's prog, and I don't listen to it often.
What? Seriously?
Grayson Thompson
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
Asher Ross
extreme metal is for hipsters now
Jackson Ross
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke?
HUH????
Charles Nguyen
G L A M
Gabriel Miller
*blocks your path*
Logan Diaz
lmao that album was fucking bad, nice throwback
John Wright
I don't think it is
While technically all BM is under 'extreme' umbrella, all hipster """"BM"""" is shoegaze with shrieks. Quite literally, even.
t. manocuck
Jaxson Hernandez
one of the goat thrash albums
Alexander Murphy
*unsheathes katana*
Ethan Cook
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Kayden Diaz
>weeb swords
Aiden Adams
based donaldposter
Levi Bailey
Post katana
Carson Morales
Pestilence—Consuming Impulse
Matthew Stewart
NO FORCE ABLE TO CIVILIZE THEM
Owen Bailey
emancipation was a mistake
Landon Collins
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Charles Brooks
why stop at katana?
Josiah Roberts
>Forgotten memes
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Dominic Lee
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"ragga metal with traditional japanese instruments" from Serbia
Already popular in Japan (look at the comments), what the fuc
Jaxon White
spiky leather wristbands and katana is too '80s cool
I want a beat em up with this aesthetic
Colton Howard
What the literal fuck. How do you come up with this?
Matthew Collins
cargo shorts-sporting dreadlocks-wearing culture-mixing groove-banging riff intensifies
Aiden Lopez
Can't fucking stand "Metallica" and "Iron Maiden" fans
Why do they still get excited about new releases?
Why is watching them live always a big fucking event?
Why do they never listen or check out any new metal bands at all?
Fucking idiots
Easton Ross
>You work your life away and what do they give?
>You're only killing yourself to live
Is this the anti-wagecuck anthem?
Leo Lee
easy for him to say as the least talented member of black sabbath who never would've had a career without surrounding himself with more talented muscians
Kevin Rivera
why did everybody look cool in 80s?
Brayden Wood
people weren't so obsessed with nigger culture, there was decency, the girls had f l o o f
Hudson Allen
There are 2 kinds of fans: normal fans and cult (not "cvlt" and not related to BM)
Cults don't even care about other bands, they are not here for music at all. You know it as soon as they say for them it's "about more than music". They are here just to worship their idols. Basically they're just long term tourists. Usually these are highly retarded people like Manowar listeners who also shill the same 2-3 bands with autistic persistence.
Metallica and Iron Maiden cult has far outgrown these bands. They're not bad, they're just like Grateful Dead of metal.
Adam Price
I know someone who is a huge The Black Dahlia Murder fan, constantly posts on his Facebook about them (new albums, tours etc). Been like this for a couple of years - I don't really get it.
Same with another girl I know who loves Pearl Jam so much she's seen them like 7 times, I mean I usually only see bands more than 3 times by chance (festivals or a friend wants to go see 'em etc) - wouldn't you get bored of listening or seeing the same band over and over again?
Anthony Davis
THREE SONS HAVE I AND THEY RIDE BY MY SIDE
THE FIERCE, THE BLACK, AND THE WICKED ARE THEIR NAMES
Brody Clark
If the board was run by commies I'd be up there by now desu
Juan Thomas
r8 this
Nathaniel Barnes
solid 6
Levi Rivera
So... exactly why is this so fucking stupid? It should be obvious if you have a brain. This pile of shit is about theism. They think God, named "Satan" in this case, actually exists. There is no evidence whatsoever for the existence of God, and it takes an extraordinary amount of idiocy or a continual brainwashing starting from childhood in order for someone to believe in a nonexistent invention of ancient human ignorance. In fact, I cannot even be sure if the members of Deathspell Omega actually believe in Satan as a deity. It sounds totally absurd, because if you hate Christianity enough to play black metal, you should be able to see through the bullshit that religion managed to make the herd of mindless lambs believe in. Anyway, whatever their intention was - making music genuinely based on their bullshit belief or trying to get attention by faking theism - this is completely stupid.
Ryan Gutierrez
Tom G. Warrior and Quorthon are the most /r9k/ figures in proto/early black metal. Tom moreso due to his social reject status, but Quorthon isn't exempt because I'm 75% sure he had Asperger's or something
Mason Nelson
Nolan Perry
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Connor Edwards
wow that drummer is fast
Logan Cooper
this is simpler but I imagine it's tuff
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Luke Ward
Out of 5?
Oliver Garcia
out of bout 350
Evan Wood
Young Tom Angelripper is husbando material
Jonathan Myers
anyone got a download link to this?
The Body + Full of Hell - Ascending a Mountain of Heavy Light
David Rogers
nvm it's on slsk
Carter Barnes
Was listening to this while I clicked on the thread.
Evan Murphy
why is first wave black way better than black metal? it sounds so good
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Lucas Long
Can't speak for Metallica, but Iron Maiden still kick ass live. Saw them with Ghost this summer, they killed it. Fuckin' nuts that Bruce Dickinson can still hit like 90% of the notes.
Blake Morgan
Same guy here, I misread the post. I don't understand people who only listen to a handful of artists, regardless of genre.
Benjamin Jackson
>play the same inoffensive Kiss/Dio worship since 1983
Christ dude, you can just admit you aren't that familiar with the bands music. There is no need to make yourself look like an idiot.
Jaxson King
+Paradise Lost, Blind Guardian, SYL
-Gojira, Machine Head
Owen Flores
I had this idea a while back to sort out my heavy metal history so I've been slowly going through shit and listening to relevant/important bands in the scene.
I listened to most of the first-wave shit (Venom, Mercyful Fate) years ago, but I'm trying to get a comprehensive listening of 2nd-wave church arson.
>Burzum pre-prison
>Mayhem (all)
>Bathory (all?)
>Darkthrone
>Emperor
>Hades
>Gorgoroth
>Immortal
>Satyricon
Any other necessities? Albums I should skip?
Owen Gutierrez
>Bathory
>2nd w*v*
Angel Gray
I included it because its actual Black Metal as opposed to Venom/Mercyful Fate and the other shit hailed as "black metal" that were actually just thrash/speed with darker themes.
Samuel Morales
bathory is dark speed/thrash
Joseph Jackson
This is fucking terrible but I love it
Remember skindred
This reminds me of that shit
Grayson Perry
Fair enough, I went through their entire discography already anyhow. Anyone else important/recommended?
Adrian Rodriguez
Unsure, but I'm surprised no /metalautist/ has written some sort of chart/history timeline with bands/albums and shit. Unless someone has and I'm retarded
Jeremiah Powell
check this dark speed
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Lucas Myers
who /trvemale/ here?
Dylan Jenkins
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was it proge?
Bentley Ramirez
acid bath.
Jackson Watson
Jace Baker
Put soy products in this image.
Matthew Lopez
yeah sure sounds like 'dark speed/thrash' to me :^)
Matthew Nguyen
Justin Ross
me
James Allen
If you had actually stated the name of the album or, hell... even the band, someone might have wanted to talk to you about it.
Oh well...
Jeremiah Kelly
>Why do ya think we like them?
because you have nigger IQ
t. manocucks in denial