Why were they called The Beatles?
Why were they called The Beatles?
Jose Adams
Lincoln Harris
they didnt have any beats
Jaxon Watson
Because John Lennon BEAT his wife
Thomas Cook
because they were huge fans of Buddy Holly, who had a band named The Crickets, so they named their band in that fashion, the Beetles, but changed it later to BeAtles because John Lennon did something to his wife
Julian Barnes
because they beatled their wives
Logan Morris
They all beat their wives, except that little goody two-shoes Paul.
Benjamin Hernandez
You just had to be a little faggot and shout post didn't you?
You are right about them calling themselves The Beatles as a tribute to Buddy Holly and The Crickets, but then you had to ruin it with the whole "Hurr Durr John Lennon beat his wife" shitposting, didn't you?
Kayden Diaz
They liked The Crickets so they wanted a bug name, and they played Merseybeat, so they made the pun BEATles.
John's story about it coming to him in a dream is probably bullshit.
Eli Torres
Because Wife Beat used to john his lennon
Isaac Fisher
Because Beatles crawl on the ground. They feast on feces. Literal shit.
When they spread Wings and fly, that's when they become truly great.