You get to choose any item imaginable from this magic box

>you get to choose any item imaginable from this magic box
>other anons get to choose limitations or shitty features of this item.

i choose a water bottle that has a never ending supply of water.

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it leaks

its boiling water

A card I can use at any cash machine, that draws out any amount of money i ask it too.

it's piss.

BTW I choose the Infinity Gauntlet with all of the gems. Good luck fucking that up.

It also alerts the authorities every time you use it.

you can only draw out a quantity lower than a dollat every time you draw dosh. That means you'll spend ages just drawing money to be a millionaire.

Its too big to fit on your hand.

The money that is withdrawn is a direct loan

A big fucking rock. like, a REALLY big rock.

> any. amount. of. money. I. ask. it. too.

It will never fit your hand.

Yeah, but you'll have to wait for like forever. That's the catch.

A device that can change the size, looks and shape of human genitalia.

by saying I can only draw out an amount lower than a dollar, is going against what i already said, by saying... any. amount. of. money. I. ask. it. too.

i just want me and my brother to get our original bodies back

A qt 3.14 that will love you unconditionally

every time you use it, all of your family members get a text

But every time you use it you lose an inch of your own bepis

it 2 big

I mean, you can technically do it, but you can only draw less than a dollar AT A TIME. If you do it a lot of times you can still be rich, right?

it works through electrocution

The effect is permanent

have you got mental problems?

i get a flying bicycle

its broken

I want the cupboard from Indian in the cupboard

The seats a dildo

I choose a magic ring that allows you to teleport

And that's why it's exactly what is needed. Gotta get a rock big enough to make another planet for the solar system. That way you can claim to have discovered another mountain, or planet, or black hole, whatever you need.

kek
honestly tho. this fkin guy man

kek

I don't see what the problem is. It's like saying you can summon infinite balls but you can only summon 10 balls every minute or something. It's really stupid but, hey, it's a limitation.

it only teleports exactly what is inside of the ring

Hunting rifle with unlimited bullets.

magical blanket that allows me to sleep whenever i wish

The ring is Hillary Clinton's anus

a jar of piss

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but its a trap

The bullets are actually gummy bears.

Only works when you point it at yourself

Guns are banned

can only ride it for 2 mins a week

You can't wake up until someone kicks you in the dick

it doesnt open

has no trigger

But it's not in your favourite flavour

fak

you wake up with insane pain for the next hour

Genuinely kek'd, thanks.

the secret wutang album

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I choose a watch that can stop time around me at my own will and for however long I want.

But you are Martin Shkreli

but every time you try to access it your skin turns darker

checkd

oxygen flow is stopped too

Flys higher and higher till you suffocate from lack of oxygen

It's fucking garbage

Family member dies each time no matter what

nice 1

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Te Indian is apu and he uses your mouth as a loo every night.

Stopping time would mean that you can't move or do anything either. If you could, when time goes back you'd be creating such extreme sonic boom that you'd destroy the universe

I choose a litter box for my cat that never needs to be cleaned and is always odorless

He doesn't use it

Is actually water

shard of glass

Corn dog Gatling gun. (unlimited corn dogs)

your cat doesn't like it

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The corn dogs are expired

Win win.

All the bad dragon dildos

A drink that makes me immortal.

The corndogs automatically track and fire into your anus

Previously used and unwashed

Corn dogs made from real dogs

but you go blind

Your a faggot with a cat.

I'll just go to skid row and light those fuckers up. They surely won't turn down a corn dogger that's a lil past date.

by limiting the amount of money goes against me saying 'any amount'

I honestly don't know how you are not getting this.

... but your feet will stick to the ground forever

Islam eradication device.

Worth. They'll find a cure in the future.

but they are covered in acid

but it turns every muslim into a nigger

Wish for season 3 of rick and morty

Kek

Butthole turns inside out. Your ass now looks like that noot noot penguin

I'll chop em off then :^)
Robot prosthetics here I come

A very long egg

That’s not an item buddy

touché

His name is Pingu
And honestly that'd just be hilarious. I'd be popular at parties for once

but it replaces them with traps that seek out straight males to rape

can u don't

but its an anime

Its sandstone and quickly erodes

but the egg is gay

Season 3 releases but you die before it does and ur mom gay

But autism is made illegal and prisons ban TVs

an item to surpass the metal gear

A blowjob machine with ultra-realistic succ