>you get to choose any item imaginable from this magic box
>other anons get to choose limitations or shitty features of this item.
i choose a water bottle that has a never ending supply of water.
>you get to choose any item imaginable from this magic box
>other anons get to choose limitations or shitty features of this item.
i choose a water bottle that has a never ending supply of water.
it leaks
its boiling water
A card I can use at any cash machine, that draws out any amount of money i ask it too.
it's piss.
BTW I choose the Infinity Gauntlet with all of the gems. Good luck fucking that up.
It also alerts the authorities every time you use it.
you can only draw out a quantity lower than a dollat every time you draw dosh. That means you'll spend ages just drawing money to be a millionaire.
Its too big to fit on your hand.
The money that is withdrawn is a direct loan
A big fucking rock. like, a REALLY big rock.
> any. amount. of. money. I. ask. it. too.
It will never fit your hand.
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for like forever. That's the catch.
A device that can change the size, looks and shape of human genitalia.
by saying I can only draw out an amount lower than a dollar, is going against what i already said, by saying... any. amount. of. money. I. ask. it. too.
i just want me and my brother to get our original bodies back
A qt 3.14 that will love you unconditionally
every time you use it, all of your family members get a text
But every time you use it you lose an inch of your own bepis
it 2 big
I mean, you can technically do it, but you can only draw less than a dollar AT A TIME. If you do it a lot of times you can still be rich, right?
it works through electrocution
The effect is permanent
have you got mental problems?
i get a flying bicycle
its broken
I want the cupboard from Indian in the cupboard
The seats a dildo
I choose a magic ring that allows you to teleport
And that's why it's exactly what is needed. Gotta get a rock big enough to make another planet for the solar system. That way you can claim to have discovered another mountain, or planet, or black hole, whatever you need.
kek
honestly tho. this fkin guy man
kek
I don't see what the problem is. It's like saying you can summon infinite balls but you can only summon 10 balls every minute or something. It's really stupid but, hey, it's a limitation.
it only teleports exactly what is inside of the ring
Hunting rifle with unlimited bullets.
magical blanket that allows me to sleep whenever i wish
The ring is Hillary Clinton's anus
a jar of piss
but its a trap
The bullets are actually gummy bears.
Only works when you point it at yourself
Guns are banned
can only ride it for 2 mins a week
You can't wake up until someone kicks you in the dick
it doesnt open
has no trigger
But it's not in your favourite flavour
fak
you wake up with insane pain for the next hour
Genuinely kek'd, thanks.
the secret wutang album
I choose a watch that can stop time around me at my own will and for however long I want.
But you are Martin Shkreli
but every time you try to access it your skin turns darker
checkd
oxygen flow is stopped too
Flys higher and higher till you suffocate from lack of oxygen
It's fucking garbage
Family member dies each time no matter what
nice 1
Te Indian is apu and he uses your mouth as a loo every night.
Stopping time would mean that you can't move or do anything either. If you could, when time goes back you'd be creating such extreme sonic boom that you'd destroy the universe
I choose a litter box for my cat that never needs to be cleaned and is always odorless
He doesn't use it
Is actually water
shard of glass
Corn dog Gatling gun. (unlimited corn dogs)
your cat doesn't like it
The corn dogs are expired
Win win.
All the bad dragon dildos
A drink that makes me immortal.
The corndogs automatically track and fire into your anus
Previously used and unwashed
Corn dogs made from real dogs
but you go blind
Your a faggot with a cat.
I'll just go to skid row and light those fuckers up. They surely won't turn down a corn dogger that's a lil past date.
by limiting the amount of money goes against me saying 'any amount'
I honestly don't know how you are not getting this.
... but your feet will stick to the ground forever
Islam eradication device.
Worth. They'll find a cure in the future.
but they are covered in acid
but it turns every muslim into a nigger
Wish for season 3 of rick and morty
Kek
Butthole turns inside out. Your ass now looks like that noot noot penguin
I'll chop em off then :^)
Robot prosthetics here I come
A very long egg
That’s not an item buddy
touché
His name is Pingu
And honestly that'd just be hilarious. I'd be popular at parties for once
but it replaces them with traps that seek out straight males to rape
can u don't
but its an anime
Its sandstone and quickly erodes
but the egg is gay
Season 3 releases but you die before it does and ur mom gay
But autism is made illegal and prisons ban TVs
an item to surpass the metal gear
A blowjob machine with ultra-realistic succ