/mlb/ general - ALL ABOARD edition

WAS: Ryan Zimmerman socks homer No. 17 in loss
LAD: Kershaw locks down Nats over seven innings
PIT: Francisco Cervelli heading to concussion DL
PIT: Watson will continue to close for the Pirates
TEX: Beltre (ankle) out of TEX lineup Wednesday
TB: Rays promote SP Jacob Faria for MLB debut
CIN: Schebler (shoulder) back in Reds lineup Wed.
SEA: Mariners, Segura finalize 5-year, $70M pact
LA: Maeda to Dodgers bullpen for weekend series
CLE: Encarnacion out Wednesday due to sore hip
MKE: Travis Shaw back from paternity leave Wed.
MKE: Matt Garza (chest contusion) lands on the DL

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losedians

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SOMEONE STOP THE ASSTROS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I can't believe we are shit again

I feel ya mang

Someone trade for Cueto pls

I can and I am RELISHING in your team being shit. GO YANKEES!

Not like I'm mad. Yankees are going to collapse anyway. CC and Tanaka aren't that great of pitchers in the long run, and that bullpen can only last you so long

Trade for Cueto

CC is a fat fuck on his way out, but Tanaka will bounce back, count on it.

We'd gladly take him for montero and granderson. Too many fielders and shitty pitchers on this team

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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

1stros

I just wanted to let you know you're awesome and your country is very pretty.

Pitiful. Matz coming back, Lugo returning, and maybe gsellmen on the upswing. Degrom in a little slump right now, and Harvey also, but things will get together.

Is there a feeling worse than being outbid at the last moment for something on ebay?

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Never change mest fans.
Never change.

Being outbid, buying another item, then receiving a notification that the person who outbid you couldn't pay for it and then not having enough money to buy the item you bid on. That is a personal hell of mine.

impotence

based beyond belief
you got the chopped & screwed version?

Daily reminder the 2015 Kansas City Royals traded for Johnny Cueto, and it worked out pretty swell for them in game 2 of the world series.

>mfw this 2 game sweep of the Indians today was our second sweep of the entire season

Hi. Lifelong Astros fan here.

They'll stop themselves right around January, if not before. But let us enjoy the ride until then. Thanks

I'm not even angry, but upset at the Mets being a mess

Choo Choo

You now remember that a white man closed out the world series for the Cubs. You now remember that a brown man made the final out.

Having an item on your watch-list for 25 days, waiting to snatch it for the low-low. Getting the 15 minute notification. Anxiously waiting to place your bid in the final 10 seconds.... But you get your cocked sucked and forget to place a bid to it sells for the minimal price. Happened to me with a #RARE 90's screamo record. Sold for 7.99

can't find it atm i'll share if i come across it later

Be realistic. The Mets are toast and it's a lost season. There's no arms coming to save you. Lugo and Matz aren't that great. Harvey is ded. DeGrom is regressing or injured. Gsellman sucks. Thor, if/when he comes back, will be a shell of his former self until next year.

>Game 2

I don't want to remember that mess

aw tyvm

Chicago White Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays

How big is Arenado's contract going to be when the Rockies sign him long term?

I still will have hope, because that's the best thing you can have. Matz and Lugo weren't bad at all, but matz is a wildcard with his control. Syndergaard will be back, but must be a lot more cautious with his throw

Shit man, that game as a royals fan is the only reason I can stand Cueto.

Name a worse closer.
Hint: It's impossible.

>david robertson

Ah, a fellow Stros fan, I see.

Can we have a discussion about how Safeco Field in Seattle is an identical design to Minute Maid, with just some topical changes?

There's nothing wrong with hope, but the mets will be lucky if they finish ahead of the marlins and braves this season. Be proud, at least you're not the phillies.

That isn't Addison reed

It's been a rough year for my teams. Jets have been total shit once again, and the islanders barely missed the playoffs. Mets are probably going to mount a crazy comeback in the end of the season, or go into a fire sale

Wanna just talk about Berkman, Biggio, and Bagwell instead?

You know, they were called the killer B's. All of their last names start with the letter B.

>Eickhoff pitching tonight

Welp. GG Braves.

Thanks for the win, but we don't want it. We'll try to give it back to you.

>blake treinen
>all these terrible closers
>it makes me take my top off
Matt Albers is GOAT

Looks like Woolie

Reminder that this is Eickhoff's first game after the "Challenge" from the coaching staff. Nola pitched 8 strong yesterday and got the same challenge

If I were a betting man, and I am, I'd bet on fire sale.
What do you want for Conforto?

I was watching a baseball game the other day, and heard one of the players say a bad word. I was wondering if there was any rule against that? I think they should let players swear (and curse!) as much as they like! Lemme know what you guys think ;)

Top prospects, preferably a third baseman

Matt is sexy.

HEY HEY HEY

You'll have Jose Reyes and you'll like it.

Matt looks in your general direction with disdain and contempt

Which was the best known match in baseball?

That is a really hard thing to answer. If you want recent, game 7 of last years series was fucking phenomenal.

SCOOTER GONE HIT 4 MO!!
WHO DEY!!

I'M FAT ALBERS

Will Leaveland be able to handle the banter?
It's been 87 years since their last baseball championship.

Vargas finessed them twice already, imagine how they'll respond with a true LHP ace.

Shutout is already in the books.
17K's too.

Either Game 6 of the 1986 World Series, Game 7 of 1991 World Series, or Game 7 of 2016 World Series

All iconic

Just got home from work to say

>losedians

"known " means nothing. NLDS game 5 2016 is iconic. Historical actually. Brilliantly managed and executed on both sides. Excellent game. Hating ass faggots have no understanding of the game don't realize how epic that game was.

Game 6 1986 World Series
Game 1 1988 World Series
Game 5 1956 World Series
Game 7 1960 World Series
Brooklyn Dodgers at New York Giants October 3, 1951

jays win!

>TFW you won't see your team play the Astros until the World Series

good job jaybros

*kills your all you can eat buffet*

>another double for Odubel

Lmao you'r stupid if you think the Rookies are going to the World Series.

Odubel Herrera has hit a double in 5 straight games. In those games he has hit 8 Doubles and 2 Home Runs in those games. He now holds the ML lead by himself

Oh it's happening alright.

Phillies at Barves
Lillies at Braves

*tips fedora*

*eats you and the buffet anyway*

SF Giants vs MIL Brewers (#3 of 3)

8:10 PM ET | 5:10 PM PT

Stros @ royals

#1 ERA pitcher vs #2 ERA pitcher

you gonna eat that?

No. It's yours man.
*dislocates lower jaw like a snake and eats the table and food*

feel inspired watching a fat man play baseball

>Stras Test
Pure journalistic kino

mest-rags

Wat app iz dat

You're old news.
Washed up.
There's a new fat man in town

The Nats are my national league team now

>The phillies are literally the worst team in baseball

Welcome aboard New Zealand Bro. It's a wild ride.
>we lead the league in memes

Be nice man, not everyone can be as fucking amazing as the Rockies are.

>Being obsessed with the worst team in baseball

You shouldn't bully the Phillies like that. They have 2 reasons why they are infinitely better than your team, not to mention the Rockies have been pretty shit over the years too.

Hey man, I would be devastated to get ass pounded again in the World Series, but...that means we made it to the World Series. Love this team right now.

Dinger has so much trolling potential, it needs to be tapped into.

...

isn't it nice to have the Giants suck again and their trips begone?

>grounds into a DP
Back to the crack pipe, Reds fag.

>He hasn't been Dingerposting

Heroin not crack you fucking faggot

I love the Giants are shit. My roommate from undergrad and law school is from Napa and would only ever fucking talk about baseball EVERY OTHER YEAR WHEN THEY WOULD WIN. It was so frustrating. I bet his tears taste delicious.

I've heard people say that Dinger is a shit mascot and we should get a new one. I don't understand that, he is fucking amazing. He's super adorable, that fat fuck.