OFFICIAL METS VS RANGERS GAMETHREAD

Darvish no-hitter edition

Lineups:

>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) DH
4. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
5. Wilmer Flores (R) 2B
6. Curtis Granderson (L) RF
7. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
8. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
9. Juan Lagares (R) CF

>rags
1. Delino DeShields (R) LF
2. Shin-Soo Choo (L) DH
3. Elvis Andrus (R) SS
4. Nomar Mazara (L) RF
5. Robinson Chirinos (R) C
6. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
7. Ryan Rua (R) 1B
8. Joey Gallo (L) 3B
9. Jared Hoying (L) CF

Both of these teams are gay as fuck even though I was a fan of them both at one point. GO ASTROS!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

oh hi, bandwagoneer!

nobody gave a fuck about the astros until this season. keep being a frontrunning faggot.

please stop falling for shitty false flags

bases loaded, 0 outs, 1st inning.

this game is gonna be great. wait, did i say great? it's gonna be a fucking disaster.

>our elite pitching rotation

>that call

ya he was safe by a mile.

Could have been worse I guess.

i was expecting a grand slam tbqh. 1 run might be enough though, darvish looks nasty

>the mets will never splurge on a japanese ace

>shilling for those socks

wow they're still talkin bout degroms crying breakdown form yesterday.

darvish is 2 good

wow darvish is nice.

>tfw Rangers fan that just got back from NYC

Wish the Rangers were playing there yesterday

Delino SEC SPEED

lol how the fuck are we only down by 1

No Beltre, literally kills the entire Rangers offense

I'll give you 50 guesses as to who hit the deepest home run for the Mets since 2015.

wasn't it travis taijeron? or was it justin ruggiano

anthony recker

kek

out of fucking nowhere

Well, at least it only resulted in two runs

BBRUCE!

I was so mad about the Jay Bruce signing but he's gonna bring us a nice prospect this summer at this rate.

It was Justin Ruggiano you dirty cheater.

they're challenging that? it was a hr, it bounced off a chair over the wall what's so hard to figure out.

whoops, i thought the call was the other way around.

Yo that chick had a nice catch

haha didn't cheat, i swear. i only remember his brief tenure with the mets because he hit a 470 foot bomb at one point.

a little surprised duda or cespy haven't topped it since, though

Would you rather
>OF: Conforto, Granderson, Lagares
>DH: Bruce
or
>IF: Reyes, Cabrera, Walker, Duda
>DH: Flores
or
>IF: Flores, Reyes, Walker, Duda
>DH: Cabrera

hello dg

Why are Mets players always fucking crying real tears?

twice = always?

2018 CONFIRMED (lol pls) LINEUP

C: Travis d'Popup
1B: Dominic Smith
2B: Wilmer Flores
SS: Amed Rosario
3B: Yunel Escobar
LF: Yoenis DLespedes
CF: Jake Marisnick
RF: Michael Conforto

Bench:
UTIL: TJ Rivera
IF: someone cheap
IF: someone cheap
CF: Juan Lagares
OF: Brandon Nimmo
C: Someone cheap like Kurt Suzuki or insert journeyman/fat hispanic catcher here such as rene rivera

once is too often

i'm sorry you feel that way

Is Nimmo still dead or just in AAA?

He's in AAA and playing like shit

>Zack Wheeler is the Mets' only competent starter
just as everyone predicted

because he's the only one who got injured that the mets took their time with instead of rushing back on the field I bet

oh the mets tried their best to rush him back to the field in 2015 and 2016. he just wasn't medically cleared

>reyes

they will probably pick up assdribbles option it's not that expensive, assuming he agrees to be a backup or try third

I knew my theory probably wasn't sound because it involved the mets being good decision-makers

We're gonna lose right?

Probably, yeah.

a pleasant surprise there

good trips

Would you take a David Wright walk-off home run to win the World Series in his last at-bat if it meant the Mets would finish under .500 for the next 40 seasons after that?

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nice double dubs

>BBruce

BBRUUCCCE!!!!!!!!!

Bruce dropping bombs

>mfw jay bruce has some trade value to get us that AAA bullpen prospect in july

>Jay Bruce against Yu Darvish: 2-3, 2 HR, 3 RBI
>Rest of the Mets against Yu Darvish: 0-16, 8 Ks

Probably

matz and lugo finally coming back. is there hope? maybe a wildcard run?

>Zack Wheeler is our ace

wheeler is doing well, his pitch count is on track, i'm just worried about late inning bullpen.

this is the future everyone predicted in 2012. was it worth it?

This team is so fucking dysfunctional

*saves the team*

wheeler completing 7 innings. what team am i watching?

Well, can't wait to make trades for pitchers like James shields

If the bullpen blows the lead then you're watching the Mets

>assdribble

SOON

Thanks Ron.

well fuck. it's gonna be one of those extra innings episodes.

I hate this bullpen so fucking much

the mets will 100% blow this game now

dubs don't lie

This team will never cease to disappoint me

quints and the mets lose in 9 innings fuck this shit

that was a close one

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17 innings it is!

Fucking hell.

good boy lucas

>RAGS

nice throw and catch brokebackers

holy shit

Holy shit

>this game

Thus begins our winning streak!

based NY umps giving us the lead

reyes just won another month on the team, another month in vegas for amed

Now we just need Reed to not blow this.

rosario is replacing assdribble, not jose

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>rags

ayy lmao

maybe we didn't deserve to win this game but we def needed it. gg rags

gg, nice to get a win

fuck yes. actually a win. good shit. see you guys tomorrow.