She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

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tell her to stop gaining weight... in fact lose some

get laid?

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Ask her to sit on my face and fart.

Wouldnt be the first time ive been whaling

Run.

fuck. duh...

I would let her eat my ass like she is eating groceries. Big girls are inspired when it comes to oral.

Ask her if she knows how to remove the stains from my sneakers

you now ded

Seconded, but with my face between her butt-cheeks before she farts on me.

She braps on you, what do?

dump seed inside, move on with life, stay out of low income neighborhoods

Inhale it all, and beg for more.

Duh.

>Hm,,,,he was behind??

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Have her cosplay as Fat "Batman Returns" Catwoman of course.

Imagine her in tight rubber.

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Pop her with a little pin and watch her fly away. Photochopped much?

this is how i want to die guys

You can some oreos hidden her folds of fat to keep you along.

Just stay on top of her, silly.

480 Pound Woman Dies After Being Stuck To A Couch 6 Years Of Her Life.Her Skin Had Literally Become A Part Of The Couch

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Tell her to sit and grind and be rough

They say there is only a finite amount of land on earth but having seen the size of most "women" these days i feel there is a strong agrument against that concept. Tldr that ass has acreage/hetacres

Convert her into a Hucow.

Breed and milk forever.

Also, none of you said that before me?

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At the bottom a dark Scotish Loch.

Get the harpoons

Fatten her up until her butt and thighs are too fat for her to move.

THICC

Flirt back, before revealing that pear-shaped girls are completely inferior to the superior breed of apple-shaped girls and leaving.

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Drunk her so she do some aggressive facefucking with my head

Commence CPR.

Nah, I'm good. I already have a thicc black girlfriend

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Pics?

OK OK, Let's all pick our favorite harpoons and have some fun.

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proceed and rape her anus

Three hole bone a thon

Tell her the only way I could possibly reach that pussy is with the aid of a baseball bat.

PLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW that hambeast

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No no... look at Get the explosive harpoon.

She lurks here from time to time, so she might get upset if I start dumping...I'll think about it.

If she gets upset will she sit on you and cause earthquakes?

Blow her hole

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ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!
Time for Explosive Harpoons!

Don't forget to get ambergris, last I checked that's worth more than it's wieght in gold to so called fragrance companies.

>KEK

Nah, we've been dating for 3 months now and everything is quite smooth. I've joked with her about dumping her stuff on Sup Forums. I don't have too many pics of her anyway. Nothing crazy graphic either. Very PG-13.

Them butt cheecks didn't look too smooth if you know what I mean.

Then surely she has no cause for upset if they're posted. Come on user - the chances of her seeing are tiny. Take a risk. She'll admire your manly courage.

ILL BRING THE HARPOON!!

Blessed shall be the holy harpoon!