We need a Disney princess who fucks her father, blows her older brother, and eats her little sister's pussy while their retarded younger brother watches and jacks it
We need a Disney princess who fucks her father, blows her older brother...
We need a muslim Disney prince who sucks dick for Allah
We need a Disney princess who's been aborted
We need a Disney princess who has down syndrome
we need a Disney princess who has a dick
We need a Disney princess who is killed violently by Mickey Mouse in a revolution.
we need a Disney princess who doesn't get so god damned triggered by some rando social media post
we need a Disney princess who'll do DVDA
We need a Disney Princess who's crippling self doubt manifests itself in self mutilation and overeating
jasmine
We need a Disney princess that's a Jew
We need a Disney Prince who blames all of his rapes on a saucy Beaujolais
Disney's The Aristocrats
We need a Disney Princess who is heavily retarded due to the HPV vaccination
we need a Disney princess who fucks the living shit out of some spindly, twisted-wrists, giant water-headed retard prince riding in a high-backed motorized wheelchair;
the wheelchair should also be a Disney character, and it makes wisecracks
Can you imagine this? The main character of a "princess" movie living as an illegal alien and working on a roof? Maybe the prince will be another girl with short hair who will rescue her from the free market and they can run off into the sunset together with coat hangers in hand
Underrated
Those suggestions would actually carry some weight if Disney actually made their own characters. Who was the last Disney original princess? Every one I can think of has been stolen from 1700-1900 literature.
Third, fourth, and fifth genders are prehistoric, Cletus. I think they can steal one from that period, like they steal all the others
Dumbo?
The original Sleeping Princess is impregnated by her dad.
"The king knocks, hoping to be let in by someone, but no one answers and he decides to climb in with a ladder. He finds Talia alive but unconscious, and "...gathers the first fruits of love." [3] Afterwards, he leaves her in the bed and goes back to his kingdom. Though Talia is unconscious, she gives birth to twins
en.wikipedia.org
We need a fat black princess who sits on her fat tattooed ass and smokes weed all day
Disney's Abishag the Concubine
That might be fun
I guarantee we could get an autistic princess if we cried hard enough
I mean, most of the original stories that Disney plagiarised contain a hefty load of rape and incest anyway so why not
Have you forgotten about Cinderella?
We need Princes Clara !
Trump is going to win easily in 2020
Doesn't look like it. I didn't dig too much though.
It is only 36 pages long (counting covers) and the bright yellow cover declares: "Dumbo the Flying Elephant by Helen Aberson and Harold Pearl" with no mention of Disney at all. The cover features Dumbo with a red, white and blue color and a yellow clown hat with a red ball on it. Dumbo is waving a flag with red and white stripes (no blue square with white stars).
The book was published by Whitman Publishing Company and there are two copyrights: 1939 by The Roll-A-Book Publisher, Inc. and 1941 by Walt Disney Productions. It is roughly 8 by 11 inches.
jimhillmedia.com
The aristocrats!
Found the sjw!
We need a Disney princess who's a Muslim suicide bomber
We need a Disney princess who owns an AK-47
We need a Disney princess who's a sex worker
You do understand that people can actually buy intellectual property, right?
We need a Disney princess who can KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE
Elsa comes close to doing that.
Of course I do. That is what was in question though. Disney, or someone at Disney, didn't create Dumbo. Someone else did and either Disney bought or stole it from them.
It's true! Google it!
We need a Disney princess who's a rape victim
We need a Disney princess who is a born-again Christian
We need a Disney princess who is elected president
Disney bought Star Wars.
We have Disney Princes Leia.
We need NOTHING.
>we need a disney princess who's trans
>what is mulan
We need a Disney princess that shitposts on 4chinz for 14 hours a day
So there's actually an old kids book about a flying elephant, with talking crows in it that act like dumb niggers? Well now I need to own a copy.
We need a Disney princess that wants to kill the infidels
Tumblr is the other way, tubby
We need a Disney princess who's a fake gamer girl
We need a Disney princess who's healthy at any weight (that weight being 300)
We need a Disney princess who's a camwhore
A woman dressing up as a man does not a tranny make.
We need a Disney princess who wants to secure the existence of the Aryan people and a future for white children.
Tumblr is the other way
>literally every underage trap
We need a clinically depressed Princess who spends her time in her room posting tits and ass on Sup Forums for attention. Or a trap princess. Or both.
Tay is the fascist AI princess we need.
We need a Disney princess who has a one night stand
We need a Disney princess who wears a MAGA cap
what we need is for hollywood to stop being a cesspool of degeneracy
We need a Disney princess who takes a ride on the casting couch
We need a Disney princess who bullies a kid until he snaps, then takes away everyone's guns
>Unless...
We need a Disney princess with end-stage cancer.
we need a disney princess who is also queen of Sup Forums
¿Why?
We need a Disney princess who sleeps around because she has no self esteem
We need a Disney princess with a fuck buddy
We need a Disney princess who does a BBC
We need a Disney princess who has a scat fetish
We need a Disney princess who jumps from an 87th floor window to her death on 9/11
We need a Disney princess who show tits with a timestamp
We need a Disney princess who also does the sharpie in the pooper
We need a Disney princess who is a Swahili speaking M2F transitioning transgender with a huge dick and nice tits
Wut?
>smiles disarmingly
She's hot, what movie is she from? I'd fuck her sideways
Doubt it... sucks too
I doubt he can keep himself from purgering is sexy manbutt into impeachment
We have a princess who was elected president
we need a disney princess who admits walt disney is a nazi
we need a disney princess who likes elliot rodger
Drawn Together
>who's had an abortion
>who's pro-choice
These are the same princess
>who's an undocumented immigrant
Rapunzel wasn't documented
Ariel wasn't documented
>who's a union worker
WUT. Do you even know what "princess" means?
>who's trans
Mulan
Thank you. My very first thought.
*Aristocats
lol word