Name one instrument better than the Tuba

Exactly you cant.

Recorder

Mayonnaise

Lute

accordian

Sousaphone.

None of those even come close

The only patrician answer

Electric piano with tuba setting.

fuck tubas

this but unironically

/thread

Not even mayonnaise?

this

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I bet you say that in band class every year and think you are hilarious and original

fuck even is that

unironically the flute is the best instrument. If you disagree kill yourself.

what are you, an asian girl

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youtu.be/JdKIcpnNH_w

Marimba, obviously.

String Bass

I play this big boi and it's neat.

Cowbell
Bitch

String Bass brothers unite

Piano is the best instrument, it can do anything,

Wagner Tuba

literally every one

but he is >....

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logical conclusion to music