CURRENT GEAR FAILS HORRIBLY

A much beloved TV show in Britain has been hemorrhaging viewers after everyone hating it.

They even had to add a laugh track to louden the awkward silences after audience members reveal that nobody was laughing. Chris Evans the new cuck presenter told the audience members

>"If you find things vaguely funny or you think they were supposed to be funny please laugh.

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time for transmission rebuild.

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FACT

Who gives a fuck?

FPBP

Chris please this is embarrassing.

Didn't this guy get cucked by his hot wife or something?

Top Gear isn't Top Gear without Clarkson, May and Hammond.

I really hope it fails now, the BBC really fucked up.

is this guy going to kill himself ? someone should report this to something, i'm really worried about his mental health

THESE are the FACTS

Are the episodes on youtube or somewhere? I gotta see this trainwreck.

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>Jeremy Clarkson folding boxes is 'better than new Top Gear', say fans

>"I am a cuckold, FACT."

- Chris Evans

JUST

STAHP GEAR.

Can someone redpill me on this?

He still ruined Billie Pipers vagina though.

FACT

That's what you get for messing with the Falklands

Meh, I was hoping John Oliver got BTFO, already knew about Diversity Gear.

Did anyone ever expect anything else?
Kicking off the original crew was the worst possible move the BBC could have made.

It's uncanny how much Chris Evans looks like Carl the cuck.

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Jeremy Clarkson punched someone on set
BBC fires him
Hires diversity to the max cast with Chris the Cuck as presenter
Everyone now hates it

Point is diversity ruins everything.

It's like they totally missed the point of why Top Gear was so great. It wasn't necessarily the cars but the banter between three guys. It sort of felt like men's club that we don't see anymore.

#shotsfired

Well, the BBC needs to cancel the show and re-run Dr Who or something.

He was divorced by billie piper and is now married to some really ugly woman, also has donated £100,000 to the labour party

Cuck through and through

>we don't see anymore.
youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw

#shotslandinwaterbeforetheyreachship

ITT: Bigoted racists!

The only thing diversity makes better is a bally good bosh up!

CRASHING THIS SHOW...

WITH NO SURVIVORS

Didn't he stay good friends with her after she dumped him and started fucking studs or something?

Let Sabine live so she can go be on The Grand Tour

Not even 2 minutes in and we're poo in the loos.

Good. Shows about cars are stupid and always will be stupid. Whats next? A show about laundry machines?

Thank goodness for Amazon picking up where the BBC left off

>Grand Tour will never get the Stig back.
Some say it hurts.

Says the land of the televangelists. But I agree about car shows.

SO DIVERSE

SO TOLERANT

I HATE THAT GINGER CUNT

THIS
First show best show

They should have just buried the show and created something new if they really wanted. You can't just carry on Top Gear with a bunch of new people like nothing happened. Its no longer Top Gear. Its was a show which was watched 98% for the trio and 2% for cars.

The only person who looks like he belongs Matt Leblanc.

It is the exact same reason American Top Gear is so trash. They missed what made the Original great

yep they fought the law and they won.
should have made the punching a criminal issue and stayed out of it.
bbc that is.big black cocked themselves.

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Gaylord, I bet you think football is pointless as well.

>literally has a shirt on with the female symbol to remind everyone that she's the token female

>introducing.... the Steg

>Literal Pooinloos.
I thought you meant the show was shit. Wew.

Sabine got fat.

Ooo and she has devil horns as well! hands off lads, she's a strong woman who don't need no man.

Yet in a strange turn of events she is the only person who actually belongs on the show.

And she refused to take any of his money. Lucky ginger cunt.

>active shooter unleashed

Jesus H Christ

That's fucking awful

Those are some stupid motherfuckers working at the BBC

Gear was always a shit show, except for the few episodes when they were racing each other through various countries.

I suppose the Stig had to stay in the wreckage

I had to stop after 5 minutes. The camera shots are still spectacular but the rest is just awful.

damn thats one ugly bitch, she should go first

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new show they aint gone

hooly shit
the canned laughter is like every two seconds, it's so obvious because the reverb doesn't match the other voices at all

Chris Harris and Sabine are the only good ones tbqh

except shes not.

I don't understand really. How could the BBC not understand that viewers like the show because of Clarkson, Hammond and May? It's not fucking hard to see.

Why can't Joey host the show himself?
He's charismatic as fuck and could banter with guest stars well.

>How could the BBC not understand that viewers like the show because of Clarkson, Hammond and May? It's not fucking hard to see.

They probably knew, but in absence of Clarkson, hammond and may they had to resort to muh diversity

unfortunately, this....

They made a wrong turn at Diversity shore when they should have went down Nationalism lane.

>men's club

A matriarchal religion like judaism will have none of that in the west among white men.

Kill every jew before they kill you.

Brits hate americans publicly despite secretly being in love with them

more like Cuck Gear
jesus christ it hurts to live

She's a professional racecar driver who can deliver some quality banter, how does she not belong?

Haven't watched it, I heard there was a scene where Evans tries to recreate the original TopGear banter with LeBlanc and fails horribly.

(((Cohen)))

RIP Top Gear
Hello Top Cuck

>That turbojuden next to the Stig

Why are they such living charicatures? Why is A. Wyatt Mann's drawings not imitation, but portraits? And why the fuck are we letting them live seeing how they do so much shit to us?

It's a trend for the BBC as a whole, I believe it's actually a mandate from high up. Since they had to rebrand top gear they thought it was the best opportunity

I was going to watch the first one but completely forgot it was on, but I really can't stand that cunt.
I'll wait for the real top gear on amazon.

He's not actually a Jew. No ((())). Shocking I know. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Jordan

Poor Matt LeBlanc. Surrounded by faggots.

This

Top Gear got me into cars. Not the other way around.

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Hilarious how everyone thinks Eddie Jordan is Jewish. He's Irish.

see

the Stig is a different driver almost all the time.

There have been many Stigs.

top fucking kek, thats the first funny thing I've ever seen in teh grauniad

>literal historic revisionism force fed to the masses through mass media

I dread to see where Britain and the West in general will be in a 100 years.

>judaism
>matriarchal

Uh? What the fuck are you talking about

yeah, he's extremely punchable, an annoying twat

fuck off matt

Guys! Guys! I found him! The gral. Belgrano butthurt

Didn't May and Hammod quit when Clarkson was fired? Or am I imagining things?

That one hand shitskin like that photoshopped picture!
AhahahahahahHHaahahahahHahhahajJajaJjajajajajahhaahahhaagahahahah

Wait.... he is not gay?

>Current Gear

kek

Yup, they had some sense and knew without Jez it'd bomb.

They're all getting a new show with Amazon called "Can't Shift Higher."