Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host Sleepless editon
Hi sorry i haven't made any recent ones I been going through stuff and I couldn't focus my mind well but now I'm all better so let's get on with the thread now
The rules >hugs for anyone that ask >saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one >fortunes can range from decent to shit >fortunes might take some time to make >discussion is accepted >one fortune per user >I have the right to refuse service >any bad fortune will happen to you >reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot
Hey Osaka, long time no see! Hope you've been doing well. I'd like a fortune about my wealth over the next year.
Austin Diaz
Hey Osaka! Can you tell me my fortune?
Christian King
I need a hug and can you give a fortune for wealth please.
Xavier Morgan
*hugs* what seems to cause your migraines alot anou also my recommendations are usally meds since that's my way of treating most of my problems if i have them but another way to help is to take your time to relax and drink water removing and staying away from all factors of stress >your fortune says for every rose there's a thorn just waiting to poke you so think it over when giving some one roses for they could be hemophiliics and bleed easily Sure thing how are you today? >your fortune says the greatest wealth is that of your soul is a good moral to teach but in materiel terms its all bullshit to hold a steady profit watch out for debts and always be wary of tax also having a two dollar bill could increase luck Yes anou >your fortune says the higher up you go the harder you will fall but insurance will cover all your injures heh Are you the same person as ?
How can free will exist if it's possible to know someone's future?
If God is all knowing, doesn't he know his own future? How can he have choice?
Jaxson Gonzalez
All that makes sense, thanks. I've had a productive day and a pleasant night. I have TWO two-dollar bills in a novelty bank! What now?
Andrew Morgan
Nope, different person
Grayson Bailey
What's a dream fortune? Does it involve the subject's aspirations or subconscience?
Kayden Garcia
Well factors change over the course of time or random events like lets say I tell you x is going to happen to you at x point this could change depending on what you do so I can't be entirely confident in my predictions also for your own question yeah God is consider to be omnipotent so he sees what right in the long run for all but these are my opinions and you can choose to ignore them or listen to them >your fortune says one of life greatest questions started with who, what, where and why but it been less stress on you to just embrace life for what it is and not for what it could be Keep it as a lucky charm and maybe you can write goof fortune on it I see ok ill give you your fortune *hugs* >your fortune says check your pockets to make sure you have your money on you and you and only bring what you need Its subconscious anou since the character osaka showed the signs of good luck in a dream to sakaki
Hey Osaka! can i have a hugh please? , also, can you tell me my fortune? plz?!!!
Nolan Barnes
Hey Osaka Can you give me any fortunes based on me and my gf? We both love Jesus and just want to succeed together and I'm really nervous about a whole bunch of shit. I could actually use a hug. I'm white and underachieving pic related
hey, Osaka will my useless family fuck off already?
/hugs
Isaac Phillips
Yes anou *hugs* im just sitting here right now since I dont feel like sleeping >your fortune says what went wrong is usally said by many since of course there are alot to complain about but it would help to see some good for if all we are used to seeing is bad then we will slowly become part of it She's nice anou also don't be if you got everything thats nessacry set just take it one at a time or if you don't have time be confident in what your doing since you want to be with the person you love despite some saying otherwise *hugs* >your fortune says don't get too ahead of yourself for you could had left somthing important behind
Yeah that's fine anou no worries What makes them usless? >your fortune says most bites don't hap pen unless there was a reason and you can't seem to make out why That's not Osaka its kairon whatever Your welcome also that's nice i hope you manage to stay together for a good amount of time
Oh no need anou I can handle myself thanks for wanting to help me though it made me feel good You always wake up don't you one day ill finally succeed on sneaking up on you
I commit to your traveling fortune telling since you have truly given me insight luck or not. If you will not have me, I'll be outside your tent if needed.
That doesn't sound very good and I wish for the best for you but you don't have to die alone if that's what you want to avoid people adapt to there surroundings and it could get worse >your fortune says the limitations set on you for past actions leaves you hopeless but you don't have to view it as all bad as long you are able to support yourself and make the most of your limits a feeling of content will be achieved
>be 28 >going to a restaurant >ordering a pizza pie >i said no ansjovis wtf >girl says sorry i say is ok >eat pizza pie while lying >go outside wait till restaurant closes >walk up to girl call her a bitch >yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT >punch her repeatedly in the left eye >shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy" >take her head and place it above my cock >let blood pour on cock >shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT >manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING >grab my pistol and blast him twice >then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth >let blood pour all over my cock >feels good man. >escape and go home >masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Jonathan Ortiz
Rip girl should had made anchovies an extra topping that cost a bit more
