Passed out while masturbating in shower

>passed out while masturbating in shower
>1.5k euro water bill

Must have been huge load if you passed out

i used to jerk off in the shower and would need to lie down on the bathroom floor for a while after stepping out cause i was on the verge of passing out

i think it had something to do with all the steam and heat plus the actual orgasm

how do you cum standing up??

i need to be flat on my back

me too, that's why I passed out

>how do you cum standing up??
>i need to be flat on my back
(???)

Does standing up wear you out that much?

me too desu

>paying for water
and you're right next to the mediterranean

>that feel when you lose your erection whenever you stand up

>showering with saltwater

looks like germany isnt going to have to work overhours again to pay for that

Care to explain? I only masturbate standing up, i really dont get how does that not work for you?

>passed out while masturbating infront of pc
>1.5k euro internet bill

at least refugees don't shower

they're pretending to be gay fucked

t. also do this

>water bill
haha

Κυριολεkτιkά επιπέδου 9γkαγk

>pass out while drunk in a shower
>sleep on the floor drain
>flood
>water damages the flat below
>150k+ penalty

happens all the time here

>water cost money
wtf haha,

>passed out while be gayreek

>Turks take my Cyprus away

how is that even possible? Did you pass out for 3 days?

I don't lose my erection but if I'm sitting down, about to finish and I stand up, I can last a good 2-3 minutes more. It also feels better for some reason.

jealous slavic subhuman
he is albanian

Water shouldn't be that expensive, we pay 30 bucks and there's 4 people living here

Wh*tes only take 1 bath a day, so the water companies have to overcharge the water prices to make profit.

Ohhhhh boy, the cavalry (Ikibey the Greek Turk) is here


You fools won't even know what hit ya

There's literally no point of taking more than one shower a day if you don't live in a 40 degree tropical shithole

It means they have bad blood circulation aka, unhealthy and not trained.

European paid for water!?
just die eurogays

t. Dirty

How the fuck do you pass out while jerking off? Go see a doctor

...

>brown people making fun of whites for not bathing often enough
this is new

i wanna fug greek boipussy

Kek, wh*tes are scientifically proven the more stinky race. You fuckers showers less than india

Pic related

i fuck your mother you subhuman

Poor greek, if You kick turk You can

he is albanian

I understood this post

he is albanian

What in the fucking hell is going on here? How do you past out jerking off?

albanian are muslim ?

Happened to me the other day, except it was in the bathtub. I got out to finish into the toilet but I started blacking out as soon as I stepped up and ended up laying down on the bathroom floor so I could recover. Needless to say, I didn't finish the job.

lmao that is new to me

I haven't jerked it standing up in years but I remember one time I was jerking it in the shower for perhaps the third time that day, and while I didn't pass out, before cumming my head suddenly started hurting badly. Did I pop a vein or something?

I don't see a single fucking white country on this chart

are you fat or sedentary? that is so fucking weird

kinda sedentary but not fat
only happened that one time

cute

Wait
I often shower one hour four times a week
does that mean my monthyl water bill is 3k €??