What position should I get in to fall asleep with my dick inside a girls ass?

What position should I get in to fall asleep with my dick inside a girls ass?

I would love to wake up every morning and pull out and see how much it's been stretched out

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Dont. Its gonno hurt so bad for both. It gets really dry and you can get stuck.

Nothing that a little lubricant can't fix

Which ever is easiest for you to get out of and be carried to the hospital after you get aids level infections from being in a literal shit hole all night

lol virgin detected your dick will fall out when it goes soft

This, also sage for OP being a noob

You'll be asleep

It can't fall out if you're in the right position. It's why I was asking.

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Before coming to this question you should find a solution to the following ones beforehand
1: How do you obtain a girl's ass for you to fall asleep with?
2: How do you increase your penis to a size that is physically necessary to enter the girl's ass from question 1?
3: Why should it be a girl's ass? Being aroused would make your task much easier. Why not a boy's ass?

So that's assuming you both don't move the whole night?

Are you 8?

Not in a tight asshole with no lube it won't. That thing will grip you tight. It's fun to watch their facial expression when they wake up to a dick being yanked out of their ass.

I've slept nights like that. Especially if I'm fucked up.

That's the idea, and their reaction when their asshole is being stretched too.

depends how small your dick is and how tight her asshole is. It not like you are going to stay hard all night, she might even pinch your dick off like a turd.

But then how will yer mom make you tendies with her running back and forth to the toilet all that shit falling out her butthole?

Every word of what you just said....was wrong.

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once you fall asleep your dick will just get soft and fall out of her ass and go back inside your body.

Staph infection

Its true, she has hard enough job as it is why make it harder and messier?

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staff
American education everyone

This is real life faggot stop confusing it with your fantasies

staphylococcus also known as a MRSA.

European education everyone

Wow you're a retard.

>eurotrash posting intensifies

lol got you

who said i was from Europe. check my flag nigger

Don't same fag

No flags on mobile you mongrel

>on mobile
sad

You're a virgin bro.

I've spooned loads of girls while still inside their vaginas or buttholes after sex.. when you go soft and her arousal levels lower her holes will return their normal size and your junk just get pushed out or simply slides out.

Even if you somehow manage to sleep the whole night spooning without moving and separating your dick will just pop out at some point.

Additionally to that, even if you managed to keep your soft penis up her butthole for that length of time, the girth of your flaccid penis will be, what, 1 inch to 1 1/2 inches in diameter? That's not going to leave a gaping butthole, or a gape of any significance that will last longer than her standing up and her pelvic floor muscles contracting as she does.

The only way to achieve what you're after is to get her to sleep with a buttplug..

Seriously, you're either an idiot or a virgin.

A non virgin would know spooning is the only position that would work.

So you must be an idiot.

thanks for repeating me. can you fondle my balls now

are you a virgin?

I expanded on your very limited and childlike explanation..

Not wanting to defend OP and his rather silly plan. But you do realise that cock rings exist? Ofc that raises more issues, especially cutting blood flow to the engorged cock overnight. With the use of a ring OP could keep his penor fully erect all night. Would suffer for it though...

Did this with my wife once.

>wedding party at nice hotel
>go back to room drunk AF
>smoke joint my wife's bestie gave her
>we is fucked up
>sex is attempted
>I am willing but can't stay hard
>she just giggles like a little girl as I go down on her for an hour
>she finally cums; I give up
>we spoon with my soft dick in the crack of her ass
>I get hard again
>she says "put it in my ass" (she never liked anal)
>I slide into her slowly - no lube
>I slowly fuck her deep - she is open now.
>Best. Orgasm. Ever.
>pass out with my dick still inside
>wake up when the cleaning lady knocks on the door at 10:00 AM ish
>overwhelming stench of shit filling the room
>I am covered with shit
>wife covered with shit
>bed covered with shit
>we get up and run to shower - clog shower drain with shit
>I roll the sheets up and throw them on the balcony
>mattress soaked in shit
>we pack and check out before cleaning lady comes back
>Hilton hotels send me $275 cleaning bill as "room has been smoked in"

Worth it.

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This is such a stupid fucking idea. Hey even suggest that lmao

Why*

Kek stfu moron

a million keks

>being a legit retard
>pretending you aren't

damn, euros dont even care anymore their country is shitstainia