Post a selfie bitches

do it

who is this semen demon?

new to the bureau huh?

well why not?

I wasn't feeling well

what do you guys think of my new trim?

pretty cute tbqfuckinghonest senpai

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guess what my preferred pronouns are.

Looks like Scatman John

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What disease does this guy have? I mean unless he's 130 years old, he shouldn't look like that. Dude's gonna drop dead any second.

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He's immortal jew
you can't kill him

edgy

You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.

Like my new hair cut

I want to bost my sexy face, but I'm too afraid :(

Just blur it out hurr durr

m-mom?

He's 85 years old and smoked his whole life.

He looks 130 because of this.

Not a selfie, but I had my wife's son take it.

we /soc/ now

Zyg/zag/zeig?

FITE ME

pls no bully

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pls no bully

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