How to get tiny asian gf that isn't a fucking pointdexter?
How to get tiny asian gf that isn't a fucking pointdexter?
Tyler Edwards
Ryder Martin
Order her from China instead of Japan.
Nolan Carter
Literally just spent 2 hours with a 10/10 bodied 52kg 150cm qt3.14 chinese
Josiah Morales
not 45kg? fail
Landon Johnson
okay but how
Alexander Adams
Probably somewhere around 48-50 I'm only guessing. 10/10 though, tight, ass was poppin. Good Asian ass 18-25 looks like whitey 13-16
Brody Kelly
>Go to China or Japan.
>Be white.
Charles Russell
How much did she cost? OP is probably a broke nigger.
Nathaniel Allen
nerdy asian girls are the best kind
Christian Richardson
I'm black
I am
They're not
Joshua Bailey
Fucking 10/10
Isaac Anderson
>Broke nigga
>Thinks he can get any girl that doesn't have knuckle tattoos
Parker Diaz
I
Ethan Reyes
accidentally hit send
I want an idol like pic related
Benjamin Martin
Then you're gonna need a ski mask and a van.
Wyatt Young
I don't wanna support any stereotypes
Jaxon Ramirez
Then stop being a poor black person.
Jace Davis
Easier done than said. But you still haven't given me a proper answer yet to my question you fucking klingon.
Jaxon Walker
I'm asian
Bout 5'2 short hair
A lot of guys I've dated are musicians or good looking nerds
Maybe be one of the two
Colton Hall
Nolan Peterson
It's "poindexter" you fucking tard.
Brody Martin
>I'm black
残念ですね
Elijah Collins
I apologize
Can't do much about it. Suicide is no good.
Asher Wright
Tits or gtfo
Jackson Cox
>I'm black
Bad news, asians are the most racist people in the world.
They literally hate you for being black..
They also hate dark skin asians.
Camden Long
>tiny asian
Isn't that all of them?
>not a poindexter
I was under the impression that gook bitches have three possible careers:
Olympic gymnast
Hooker
Engineer
... violin is a runner up.
Alexander Hernandez
What about playing video games?
Colton Turner
Asian culture sucks tbh
Parents hate me for being tanned
Nathan Miller
>they're not
Just because they call you out for being a fucking subhuman chimp doesn't mean that the problem is them nigga.
Asher Cooper
>video games
Video games is only a job of you're Korean
Tyler Campbell
>Hmm...He was behind of it...
William White
Pftpfptfpt
Elijah James
I always figured they were xenophobic. It was always the fact that it seems taboo that gets me off. The thought of a couple Asian dudes beating me up because I'm dating their sister is a common dream for me.
I'm picking up what you're putting down brother but I stand by what I said
Oliver Harris
Na fam. League of Legends is in China too fuck head.
Jonathan Martin
>I'm black
Saying this was a mistake, best you could do is be tall buff and funny but then you could fuck anyone.
Kayden Morales
Go to college
Jason Turner
Just grab one. Their little """men""" can't stop you, kung fu only works in movies.
Jeremiah Davis
>asians
>most racist people in the world
>most racist people
>people
Asians are insectoid aliens. They hate everyone on earth because they're not from earth.
Have kittens
John Perez
Nah. Sup Forums is filled with people who can't form proper thoughts so they use bottom of the barrel racism to finish what they have to say.
Junior year
I don't want to abduct anyone
They're people just like me and you
Matthew Myers
Most asian people and literally almost all of the culture is based around beauty if your not good looking you more than likely won't work with an asian girl
Wyatt Reed
Not only will they hate you for being black...but also for being a westener.
If an azn girl dates a westener she will be disowned by the family. They will never speak to her again and will try get her to break up. Dating or hooking up with a westener is a thing only a degenerate would consider doing.
Sebastian Wood
You know what bro, aside from the mandatory racism that must exist on Sup Forums, gook bitches hate whites too.
It's not just you my dude. I could never land zipperhead bitches either, and I went to college to be an engineer.
I apologize for the subhuman thing. Was a bit uncalled for... especially since the gooks are truly subhuman hateful insectoid scum.
James Martinez
I wonder if that's the reason I picked up this Asian at the club the other night. My cologne helped a lot since she commented on it.
Tyler Martin
I think I do well. I'm also tiny as fuck for a black guy.
I don't care
Robert Jenkins
>cologne
Insects follow smells in nature. They're called pheromones.
More proof that the slopes are from space.
Connor Martin
Ya tbh I hate that my family is so traditional and I only rate myself a like 7/10 but to me looks matter and I also like if the guy smells nice
Hate to be that bitch tho
Eli Miller
It's called personal preference. People are gonna call you shallow but if you like someone for their looks, oh well. That said post nudes.
Jordan Green
I mean personality of course I wouldn't date an asshole just cuz he's hot
Aiden Rodriguez
1 be black
2 go to Asia
3 profit!!
Kayden Jenkins
I'm a pretty handsome guy. My anxiety kicks in a lot so I have to be drunk to talk to girls or they have to hit on me first. The Asian girl walked up to me when I was buying drinks and asked how old I was. She thought I was 19 and I'm 28.
Carter Jackson
Ya
I mean I have anxiety so is have to be high(I don't drink much) to be able to walk up to a handsome guy
Blake Rogers
1. Go to mall
2. Walk up to a group of one of them
3. Tell the fastest one that you like her phone
4. Ask the one you want to fuck when she's going to upgrade her phone to look as nice as the fat girl's phone
5. ???
6. Profit
Gabriel Gutierrez
Shu
Dylan Smith
Colton Roberts
same way you pick up any girl; you go up and talk to them/msg them
Angel Hill
mfw this might actually work
Adam Murphy
>Tell the fastest one that you like her phone
This nigger knows
Christopher Rogers
Good luck finding out that asians are more racist than any other race. They'll treat you like a nigger unless you make a shit ton of money.
Camden Hall
I now know that and I'm also okay with that
Luis Howard
A girl falls in love with cocks.
Unable to find anyone who will gangbang her, she is gifted with by a deus sex machina with the phone numbers of several fat, faceless, old men. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls them, and is overjoyed to find out that they're willing to rape her in all of her slutty holes.
But, the next day, the men never show up at her house like they agreed to. After some investigation, she finds out that the men she called are not the same men that agreed to fuck her. In fact, they don't exist in this universe at all. They're the men's alternate universe counterparts, who want to rape MC's own AU self, who too is unwilling to have sex.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private fetishes in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to seduce their other selves. While they chase their respective targets DRAMA ensues as they begin to want to fuck each other instead and question the NATURE of THE DICK.
Jonathan Lee
...
Kevin Baker
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.
Carson Brown
Donkeys and crossed eyed asians, man.
Donkeys and crossed eyed asians..
It IS the best feeling pussy in the world, though
Chase Hernandez
John Morgan
Keit-ai is already a webcomic. Stop posting it.
Carter Smith
>Go to mall
lmao. So true.
Joseph Taylor
ALWAYS FINDS A WAY
Bentley Reyes
Regular reminder that Keit-ai is already a fanfic, so stop posting this.
Joseph Cruz
Julian Clark
Threadly reminder that Keit-ai is already a fanfic, so stop posting this.
Eli Sanchez
>Black man reporting in.
Hilarious reading all the foolish comments. I've been married to a Japanese woman for 15 years now. We now have two kids.
OP, just go out and socialize. Stop being a fucking beta. That's for white dudes. You're embarrassing us all.
Sebastian Collins
get off of Sup Forums
Xavier King
I'm pretty hiki and I want an Asian who is borderline NEET. I honestly can't see myself socializing much. I love hanging out with friends but it usually takes a lot to convince me to get dressed and be a normal human.
I don't lurk as much as I used to. I think I'm gonna stop visiting eventually.
Ian Ward
>be a nigger
>ask how to get asians
I sense a smaller package
Jackson Reed
i let my virgin friend have some fun with my girl suah the other day because he seemed depressed, the thought of it made me so hard
Lucas Ross
5'4", 125 lbs, 6 inches
I'm not sure how well that is for someone like me
Angel Cox