Fedora memes aside, can we have a christian hate thread...

Fedora memes aside, can we have a christian hate thread? You don't have to be an edgy fedora wearer to know this shit is retarded.
>Day 1: Let there be light!
>Day 4: God creates the sun.
>four days have passed when there isn't a fucking sun

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>steal literally all of your holidays from pagan holidays
>burn documents and books so people never find out
>mfw people find out

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God is real, the Catholic church and the Jesuits have just tricked everyone into believing He isn't. Everything you think you know is wrong.

God destroys Sodom and Gomorrah because of buttsex. Lot fucks his daughters and gets them pregnant in the next chapter.

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Pope Saint Gregory the Great openly gives advice about this. Saint Bede is the only one to even record about Eastore being a Spring goddess. Come on at least try and bate better.

>mfw the bible says that God separated the sky from the ocean
>lol they're blue so they must be the same thing
>couldn't possibly be the fucking sky reflected in the water making the oceans look blue

Lets moses see the promised land, lets him die staring at it as a cock tease

>LARPing as christians on Sup Forums

Not sure where I stand spiritually, but one thing that turned me away was the way church and Christianity is a haven for judgmental busybodies and prudes. You walk in and these people just make you feel like dog shit because you're not JC himself

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I don't understand the need for threads like this. Atheists don't need to do anything at all to roast christians. Christians roast themselves all the time with their terrible excuses for art. Have you ever seen shit like God's Not Dead, or listened to christian radio? It's fucking trash. Awful misleading propoganda disguised as art. Nothing makes christianity look dumber than christianity.

Because light can only come from the sun. No other star produces light, duh. Stupid christians, with there old testament that is unique to there religion.

Modern Christians are not prudes, they're the "morality is subjective, only God can judge!" type.

Do you know what a day is? How did four days pass without a sun? Don't give me that "24 hours" shit, because that's a man-made concept, and man didn't exist yet either.

>judgemental busybodies and prudes.

Hit the nail on the fucking cross there man. Going to a catholic school basically turned me 100% against christianity because of the holier than thou attitude it fosters.
Not to mention all the bible thumping absolutists that decide that the text has to be taken literally but only when it suits them.

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Christian Art

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You obviously don't live in the south, and I'm glad you haven't met these mouth breathers.

Atheist art

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Your hopeless nihilism is just a symptom of being one the 3% born without a human soul. sorry dude.

>Christian art
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Christian art

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"Day" is probably a place holder for a period of time in this context. Remember, these are oral histories passed down through generations before they were written down and translated from hebrew to latin to english. The only ones who think the all of the first part of genesis took place in a literal week are young earth fucktards. And agian, old testament isn't limited to christianity. Either widen your net to all Abrahamic religions or move on to the new testament.

I've been there. Only a few people out of everyone I saw and/or talked to came across as that type.
Modern Christians think morality is subjective. 99.9 percent of them have no problem with your porn or with gays being gay.

For the most part this is true. It was just those really awful people that drove me away. Plus I didn't really fit in TBH. Just not really my scene.

>gay
Christians who are okay with this are not true christians, because the bible literally says that its an abomination. Either follow ALL of what's written in your retarded religious book, or none of it. If something is supposed to be "the word of God," you can't cherrypick.

Okay, but this is just as beautiful and its from a country where Christianity was illegal.

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Even the religious revivalists I talked with a number of years ago were not moralists. Morally rigid Christians are something I've only encountered very rarely.
But I do think that revivalist Christians are the worst types. Trying to force some religious rebirth on everybody when the energy for it isn't there.
There is debate among them as to if it's an abomination or not, but yes, modern Christians are hipsters who believe in moral subjectivity.

You will have a harder time finding examples in the greatest artworks of all time that were not Christian, then bad Christian Art

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In what, Leviticus? That code of conduct the Jews had to follow while they wandered around the desert? Yeah, they couldn't afford to have any gays, they needed to produce as much offspring as they could.
And besides, Jesus' death was to repeal the old covenant. That was the whole point, to open salvation up to everyone. If anything, christians (should) be more tolerant of gays than jews or muslims based on this.
Leviticus also banned the use of oxen and asses at the same time to plow fields, but no one really cares about that part anymore.

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I don't believe in god and i HATE him *foot stomp*

>You will have a harder time finding examples in the greatest artworks of all time that were not Christian, then bad Christian Art
Classic Christian art looks like this, you fucking retard. The Greeks and the Romans had pretty much perfected anatomically correct art, and Christians threw all of that out the window. They didn't start making great art again until the renaissance, when they started copying the old (pagan) Greek and Roman techniques.
Once again, the best Christian art is stolen from pagan art. Learn your art history.

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kek this

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>Through all of that out the window
Lmao

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>Hurr durr the obscure and isolated roots of a culture don't match up with its peak.

And btw, Roman paintings were frankly sub par, despite their excellent sculptures.

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Well, Roman sculptures were just shitty replicas of Greek sculptures if we're going all the way back. The Greeks were light years ahead of Romans and Christians.

> pretty much perfected anatomically correct art

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Roman sculptures were excellent. Their paintings were... not bad, but nothing special.

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>he can't tell the difference between stylized and just bad
Christian art was legitimately awful because they were unskilled and it didn't matter to them because it wasn't about the art. It was about the message. That's why it looks like caveman shit. Greek art was stylized. They knew what they were doing.

>Bad
>Unskilled

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> If I like the culture, it's stylized. If I don't, it's bad

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Feminist aren't atheists they believe they are goddesses, hence have a religious cult. Atheist just walk in life trying their best to just live peacefully with each others, there are some that enjoy discrediting the religions but mostly dont even care about religion..

>No true scotsman: the post

You retards really think someone believing in some particular religion somehow makes a difference to the development of skills in creating art?

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God is, by definition, all knowing and all powerful. In theory, God's is able to make his existence impossible to prove. Anyone who says they know for a fact that God doesn't exist, and there is absolutely zero possibility that he exists, is totally fucking stupid.

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>neo

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at least they dont follow dead religions

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Damn, Vladimir Harkonnen has been around for a long time

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I live in Mormon central, Utah, and though the Mormons are weird, they're really good people. Got to give them credit for that.