So I'm saving a bunch of cash and moving to Columbia. AMA

So I'm saving a bunch of cash and moving to Columbia. AMA

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why?

>Columbia

No, we don't need you here, fuck off.

OP here, existential crisis,

Do you plan on fucking any hot trans girls while you're there?

There's more of them than there are real girls, so get used to sucking cock.

Why Colombia?
Do you speak spanish?
What are you planning to do when you get there?

OP here. No u

Read on the innernet it's the best bet for living on small budgets

Sure. More for me. Idc, man.

Columbia =/= Colombia, dumbass

Please kill yourself.
Go away, we don't need you.

Well, the small budget is mandatory, so it better is.

Better learn to spell it first.

What country are you moving away from?

Stfu spic

no u, retard

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Learn to suck my dick

All of them I guess

I fucking cringe everytime some imbecile starts going "it's Colombia, not Columbia".

Well, then it's Deutschland not Alemania, you fucking niggers.

Tú me la pelas.

False analogy there, Sparky.

Enjoy the CIA's idea of colonial government.

Tu madre es una puta

It's germany u homo an op is a fgt××

I'm sure you've learned to teach after your dad has played with you, faggot.

Do the world a favour and kill yourself.

Just over-pronunciation, and pseudo pride

Learn how to spell it you fucking waste of skin.

No u, retard

coming from someone thats actually Colombian, and that has spent a lot of time there.

Why the fuck would you ever do that?

if I wasn't so lazy I'd find an embarrassing picture for this post....

but all you get is shame

Dumb ass and false comparison.

No wonder the US is failing in all aspects of education.

Might as well an hero here user

Enjoy being kidnapped for ransom by a gang of warlords. You'd best hope they don't fuck you in the butt too.

Lern how to gimme succ, fgt

Hurrr durrrr

Please go suck your dad's dick and jerk off your cousins you Amerifat.

must be difficult to live your life as a complete retard

What a fucking faggot we have here.

Asking dudes to suck him off.

American all confirmed to be fucking faggots

You mean OP is dumb enough to vote for Trump again?

>Muh false comparison

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Who the fuck says TÚ me la pelas, it's ME LA PELAS illiterate fuck.

Stupid monkey.You are the child of a thousand fathers

It's actually "Colombia" you fucking git.

No u. I dont know what that is

Don't argue with retarded children... AKA Americans

No, u, retard. Am not american

Watch the movie: Romancing the Stone

You don't want to go there dude

Less talky more succy, bitch

I voted for hilary, retard

don't be triggered faggot
If my economy were that depressed by the CIA, I'd probably kidnap dumb Americans like you too

Sure you're not. Don't you have a cheeseburger and diet pepsi to drink?

Or maybe an AR-15 to kill yourself with?

You should suck my dick then, bitch. I wait. You see.

That's a pretty retarded depiction of the country tbh

I'm sorry. Was your school's funding cut by a Republican? Is that why you didn't take a geography class and yet you're going to a country you can't even SPELL?

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No, u. Sound like mommy issues

>Moving to Columbia
D.C. is full of liberals though, retard.

You gonna get raeped

>No u

Don't you have some PewDiePIe videos to watch?

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the only thing that movie didn't depict was the underage prostitution that's rampant in that shithole

memes and shitpots aside, why you want to move there? my in-law family are colombians and they told me that pretty much everyone wants to move OUT.

Your mother is calling you home.

>columbians
fixed

Says the retard that has never been there.

Please go and take a nice swig of ammonia for us.

this
OP is one of the most retarded OP's I've witnessed in a long time

it's not a matter of language at all... specially when the termination is -ia which is normally a latin thing like Hispania, Gallia, Britannia, etc... that is still present in Spanish, in English is -y

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Your country is too retarded to succ

Don't argue with retards... they'll drag you down their level and win by experience

I move to comubia, not pewdipie, retard.

That's a nice explanation. Thank you.

do you kiss your mom with that dick

No u

you're moving like a huge faggot actually

well, I guess u are right dubs

Exotic local. Liberal with less clothes.

you: hai I just moved here brah
them: call your mom and make her give us 25K or else

>Columbia
Colombia

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Your father give me the succ succ, and I wash my dick in his mouth

Do your father know he not your real papa

No, you mother is faggot in washroom

Columbia

my spelchek says columbia

believe me, it's not like you think, the place isn't the liberal prostitue-filled place media had told you it is. I still visit the place to be with my in-laws from time to time

Is that mem for ants? What madness!

absolute autism

>the liberal prostitue
the liberal what?
are you moving there because you can't speak English?

Are you trying to convince us that Columbia is some kind of paradise?

>moving to Columbia.
OP start the thread over.
We'll let you. Come on.

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If you open mouth gimme succ or else

>being THIS new....

Your mother birthed you and doctor slapped her

>succ
unspeakably consistent autism

Nah go to mexico join the vigilantes fighting cartels seems better

Nigger, Columbia is full of corrupt politicians.

You can also get a glimpse of the orange small dick cheeto named Trump

>damage control this gay

Your mother autistic when she succ truckers at motel 6

ITS NOT BAIT
I WILL SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR FAGGOT ASSHOLE GODDAMMIT

This is about Columbia being a shithole
Not Trump

>succ truckers
autismo levels peaking