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I have a drug test soon, not sure exactly when. I use an MFLB to vape my weed. I have a pretty low tolerance, I maybe go through .2g a session. I smoked 4 days straight last week. 165 lbs, average metabolism. Been drinking water like crazy. Took a home test and passed.
Anyone have a similar experience, and fail the lab test?
Also drug test storytime.
I highly recommend sewing a pouch in your underwear and bring a bottle of synthetic urine. I use quick fix successful result
piss test or what?
>work at warehouse
>smoke weed nearly everyday
>be saturday
>walk in at 8:15AM
>work starts at 8:30AM
>walking to starting station, manager stops me half way
>tells me i've been selected for random drug test
>smoked two bowls and hit my dab pen 5ish times night before
>it's a mouth swab test
>still haven't gotten back results
I brushed my teeth, flossed, and used mouthwash that morning. Also drank a cup of coffee on my way to work. It's basically 50/50 at this point but pretty sure I'm fucked.
probably, but wouldn't you know already? I've taken swab tests and the results are immediate
yeah, piss test. hope you pass my man
i feel like synthetic urine is detectable nowadays, I could get my roommate to piss for me tho
No idea. I assume they'll send it out somewhere to get tested or some shit along those lines.
Finding out right then and there would be way better than sitting here all anxious and shit waiting for the results.
What state are you in?
DC
I smoke 1g at least every day, quit for 10 days before the test and pass every time.
If they're doing immediates just tell them you have a card and that you've quit. Can't tell how much you have in your system with immediate.
When is the last time you smoked, and when exactly is the test?
zero-tolerance policy, unfortunately.
Last smoked sunday, test time is unknown. They originally wanted it this week, but aside from possibly failing, I was too busy/unable to do this week, so now they're "following up" with the lab.
Just drink a shit ton of water and get the vitamin B-complete sublingual drops and some creatine pills. Dilutes your piss while keeping the other stuff they measure for quality control
Already got those down, thanks user.
>getting 10 days notice
Kek, at my old millwright job they took everyone into management office and gave us a liter of water if someone made an excuse they didnt need to pee. Patted down beforehand too. They did it like twice a year during slowdowns as an excuse because we live in probably the most weed rich part of Mexico so probably 99% of people tested positive but they used it as justification for the union.
Never touched the stuff so that gave me a boost above everyone else when applying for the job I have now.
Smoke the glass cock, suffer the consequences.
yes
Can't greentext because on a mobile. But I was a dumbass teen and left my grinder in my pocket then washed my jacket. Parents found it and I said I didn't know. Mother did some research online and found out it was a 'marijuana grinder' and told me I needed to take a drug test at our hospital the next day. Borrowed some pies from a friend and strapped an unlubed condom to my leg and put a pin in the sole of my shoe. Poked a hole in the condom and flushed the evidence. Test came back clean and my mom said sorry for not believing me when I said I didn't smoke. Got stoned af the same day.
This or try Upass use synthetic urine it's the shit.
>yfw they take a hair
worked for a company that paid out huge bonuses on profit, kept wages low.
they did two things:
1. they fucked up their profit every year with some huge boondogle, halving or worse the employee bonuses. every. fucking. year.
2. they calculated the bonuses in december, drug tested in Jan then paid in feb. In this way they kept 100% of the bonuses of the druggies instead of firing them for use before calculating out the bonuses.
every few years they switched up the pee test and hair tested just for kicks.
If the test is done with a probation officer, the underwear will be pulled down to pee. Had a friend that claimed he would just call the cop gay for looking at his dick if he was ever on probation. He was put on probation and tried that. It didn't work. He had to pull his underwear down to piss and the cop asked what that tube was doing there.
If it's for a job, I doubt they can legally make you expose yourself to another person, but I think you're probably signing some kind of waiver, or they'll fire/not-hire you without it. Good luck, dipshit.
Why would a person that has a drug test use drugs that stay in their system for a very long time before that drug test?
I don't have anything against recreational pot on your own time, but your job does. I'd fire you for just being fucking stupid and unable to follow basic directions.
Yeah, it does sound stupid. It's for a summer job, and it's only March. I expected the test to be done a bit closer to... well summer.
Well, the good news is, if you get terminated for smoking pot, you won't be eligible for rehire, so when other potential employers call for a reference they'll say you got shitcanned for pot and could not be rehired at that company, which will keep you on the minimally employed circuit indefinitely.
Oh, actually that's not good news...