Full time Disney cruise line security , AMA

Full time Disney cruise line security , AMA

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How many ocean suicides?

Salary?

Usually 1 every other year or two, most has been 2 in the span of 6 months. at times multiple attempts within a year but they remain just that, attempts.

How much single mom pussy you get?

Nice.

What's your biggest concern while underway? What's your drug policy like?

Ive been told the staff like to have "Princess orgies" in which the Disney Princess actresses will wear slutty versions of their costumes, and fuck like sluts while staying in character the whole time.
True?

All the cruises I’ve been on (Royal Caribbean) have always had... a more ethnic staff. I’m close to finishing my nursing degree, and once I’m done I’d like to work on a cruise line. I know I need further experience than just being an RN. Also, do you like it? How are the living quarters ?

47k - 54k a year depending on how long you've been in, great benefits but not much room for growth

How many times have you had norovirus? Why are cruise ships fucking filthy?

Sorry, a bit drunk. The main question was do cruise lines also hire American or is it mostly foreigners

This would be my one and only question as well. Filename suggests 0.

None, hooking up with female staff is easy, automatic termination if caught though, not worth it.

If my kid falls off to the ocean (she can swim in pools) how likely is it that she'd die?

How are they unsuccessful? It's my dream to eventually kill myself on a cruise ship

whats the weirdest shit you've seen passengers doing?

>I understand the crew has a lot of sex. Any crew sex stories?

>public sex stories?


>worried that Disney will know your IP via ships wifi?

>Deaths?


>Strange occurrences that passengers were oblivious too

People smuggling weapons & alcohol, we recover nearly 100 - 150+ bottles per trip + a few large knifes, a hand gun or two..humans are genuinely retarded, drugs = automatic termination,

Complete myth, wish it was true.

Very. It's a long ways down, it's hard to swing the ship around, and the ocean gets astonishingly large very quickly.

Where does the contraband go?

How many mass shootings?

I recieved my BSN about 2 years ago so congrats first and foremost, it's pretty much what you'd expect, 2 to a cabin, in some cases 4 (double racks on each side of the room) it gets repetitive but if you and your roommates are cool for the most part there wont be an issue,

Once, and because the staff is lazy. It's a guaranteed hit and miss with all cruise lines, some better than others, pick your poison.

100%? Fall from height, die from hypothermia in short order if they don't drown first. Don't let your kids do dumb shit.

Swimming in a pool is nothing like getting rocked around in the ocean, especially without a life vest, you better hope a LB gets launched in time. Cruise ships displace water so the smaller the person the farther they get pushed away.

Do the casinos pay out decent? Not sure if there's any regulations on them. Also, what's the top money saving tips/secrets you have re: onboard drinks, etc?

Drugs & Firearms get handed over to the coast guard immediately, those responsible are escorted off the ship, likely in handcuffs, alcohol is stored in the belly of the ship and given back after the cruise is over

Do you see a lot of seasick people? Gotta suxk to be on a cruise puking overboard.

They usually act like retards and announce that they're going to jump or whatever, they're detained and the coast guard is alerted

Daily occurrence, but the pills & bags we hand out usually do the trick, some over exaggerate and end up at the infirmary every 2 fucking hours

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So it's safer on the ship than on US territory... quite interesting.

Thank fucking christ you were here to explain the joke to us. I nearly missed that one.

We had one person try to sneak on an AR-15 once, apparently he was the type to take movies too seriously, had recently watched that captain Phillips movie & wanted to make sure he had the "means" to fight off any pirates, off the coast of fucking Florida......

Was just on a Disney Cruise back in October. Wondering if you were on our ship. Which ship/route do you work on?

how hard is it to bring weed on board? could i smoke on a balcony?

How do you find alcohol?

How can people best smuggle some on board?

Ever get hookers on board, either trying to get paid by other passengers - or brought on to escort a guy for the trip.

I won't say which ship i'm on but i work the Bahamas

Pretty hard, i criticize my job as much as the next guy but we check shit pretty thoroughly. If caught you would be escorted off at next port and you'd have to find your own way home

Do you get many allegations of rape on board?

Fair enough. It sailed to Cabo San Lucas so wasn't you.

How many times have people disappeared and you had to cover that up?

Lots of Sugar Baby / Sugar Daddy stuff but that's as crazy as it gets.

how thoroughly do you check the actual person? ive seen online you can put it in your sock, or some have said they just had some in their pockets.

A good friend of mine works that route, 2nd engineer, good pay. Hope you enjoyed your time, in all seriousness.

Anything you've seen online has already been scanned over by the higher ups & reported to all ships, may work here and there but if the trick has been made public proceed with caution.

ok thanks, good to know. im planning to go on one soon, but would like to take some for out in the middle of the ocean. idk, always wanted a night smoke way out.

who would win in a naval battle, a Disney cruse-liner or nuclear powered air craft carrier with a full air wing?

Real Battle = Carrier (was a master at arms on the USS Roosevelt for 6 years)

Horn Battle = Disney

AE2 here was on the USS George Washington also did ISF for a year, got a good amount of MA bros.

Nice man! MA2 over here, still got a year left on IRR actually, AE was one of my first choices but failed to make asvab score

Horn battle?

Have you ever heard Disney ships blow their horns before? just look up Disney horn battles on YouTube

Well as someone who has done AE and MA to a lesser extent I can tell you both are chill af. AE is super chill overall and you get a solid fulfillment that you literally work on everything that the air-wing has to offer. I gotta say MA can seem dull to others but I enjoyed the simplicity of it and not dealing with random deadlines to get a aircraft up and running. Ya come in, you stand a 3 hr browl watch, go rove, stand a 3 hr flightdeack watch, go rove, go home. 3 on 2 off 2 on 3 off super chill.

You already know what it is with us, walk the ship, maintain uniform / groomin' standards, scan incoming mail, rinse & repeat, still better than standing base gate for 8 hours though

Yea no doubt. Good luck to ya brother. Fair winds and all.

How are you able to get wifi in the middle of the ocean?

Have you ever sailed into a vortex which transported the ship back in time to December 6, 1941?

idk man satellites and shit i guess, thats a better question for our IT systems crew

No but my grandfather was eating breakfast at the chow hall the morning shit hit the fan, spent the rest of his years cooking on the kittyhawk before it went down, discharged afterwards

How many times have you caught people having sex/being inappropriate in public areas? what happens with them?

Go to homebrew store buy wine bottle corker, fill bottles with hard liquor then recork. Thats if the cruise line allows for you to bring your own wine.

Americans are foreigners.

Dude. I totally did the mobile cruise line website like 6 years ago. They’ve replaced it since, but our paths have crossed once upon a time.

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