/mlb/ general - NOT 50 POSTS EARLY edition

DET: James McCann (hand) to be activated Friday
SF: Posey, Pence get day off Thursday vs. MIL
HOU: Astros promote top pitching prospect Martes
SEA: SEA prospect Lewis (knee) ready for games
CHC: MLB investigating Russell for domestic abuse
BAL: Mancini cracks two clutch homers vs. Pirates
SEA: Mariners' Zunino walks it off to defeat Twins
ATL: Foltynewicz hurls seven shutout frames in win
ATL: Markakis goes 3-for-5 with five RBI vs Phils
TB: Faria gives up one run in major league debut
BAL: X-rays on Machado's wrist come up negative
TEX: Report: Beltre (ankle) could need DL trip

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yanees

>Yaks

Injuns desu

1STROS

/1st/Rows
Vizios
Et ceteros

What emotions does this man convey?

abstract

>He thinks he can stop this train from falling off the rails

That feel when you've just been hit by a pitch.

Stoicism

Makes me feel like a lifelong fan desu

>How big is the trophy going to be? We're getting a big trophy, right?

Please come back Guyer ;_;

I feel like buying a bigger TV

Nashitnals?

>Dellin Betances had a 1.0 WAR yesterday
>Didn't pitch last night
>Today it's 0.9
Can someone explain this fuckery to me?

Imagine being the worst franchise in baseball.

Imagine being the worse franchise in baseball for over 50 years.

1 strike away, twice?

...

jays desu

...

Perfect brand
Lifelong fan approved.

That doesn't work anymore

Guess the slugger that this last month of stats belongs to.

SF Giants vs MIL Brewers (#4 of 3)

2:10 PM ET | 11:10 AM PT

Sad failures.

HELL YEAH

Bellinger?

No

>Houston Texans
Never understood why they didn't go with Comets or something less generic.

How close am I?

You're in the right league at least.

Tommy Joseph?

You're in the right division

Ozuna?

they should have just payed the Titans for the Oilers logo. They probably still can because the Titans sack of shit owner finally died a few years ago

You've moved physically farther away from your last guess.

ZimZam?

Conforto?

Right team

Harper

Bruce Hooper?

Yes, the best hitter in baseball is reverting to his below-replacement level performance that ruined his almost identical hot start in 2016.

>Colorado is the first major-league team in 80 years to get at least seven wins from two different rookie pitchers within its first 65 games of a season. In 1937, Lou Fette (9 wins) and Jim Turner (7) did that for the Boston Bees.

>off day

>fall asleep
>wake up
>Marlins win.

>wins
lol

All the >muh Coors memers are full of shit. If you're going to automatically discredit any hitter who plays in Colorado, you should be giving pitchers who succeed there twice as much credit. You hypocritical fuckers should be drooling over what the Rockies young pitching staff has done so far.

>detoilet

Where is that guy who said Fulmer's arm is done

Hopefully it happens cause he sucks

>detoilet

Take him out already what the fuck are you doing

MARINERS!

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>the bombed out ruins of detoilet

The Houston Jose Vizios tbqh

You now realize the Dbacks have the third best record in the majors

LGTSS
>taint poois
>taint loses
>shit louis
>shit poois
>shit loses
>methinals
>shitinals
>tardinals
>cuckinals

REDS GONNA RED
>shit poois
REDS GONNA RED
>shit poois

more like stroicism

>You now realize the Dbacks are tied for the third best record in the NL

FTFY

Forgot the Nats. 4th best overall.

REDS GONNA RED
>methinals gonna meth
REDS GONNA RED
>tardinals gonna tard
REDS GONNA RED
>shitinals gonna shit
REDS GONNA RED
>losinals gonna lose
REDS GONNA RED
>hackinals gonna hack

Here's our phanatic ripoff and our dopey indoor train with fucking oranges in it

Most people do desu

Come not see our dumbass hill that nobody liked

Hinch is playing the long game. There's no reason to burn out all the arms this early with this big a lead in the division. He's trying to avoid pitcher burnout as much as possible so that >we don't get knocked out in the ALDS. I'm fine with it tbqh.
Also there were rumors on twitter about Francis Martes being called up (he was scratched from his start last night, and not due to injury), but he will most likely be in a secondary Devo role at this point.
>mfw just saw that Martes was indeed called up

There was a streaker at the Milwaukee game?

Unironically my favorite astro uniforms

Milwaukee has a baseball team?

Ha wooh gotem

my favorite after pic related. still wish they'd have an alt uni with either the tequila sunrise in full use or some variation of the shooting star (which I guess would make more sense since their road grays are almost identical to the road jerseys of their early years)

>It's an Ausmus leaves a pitcher in too long episode

Anyone throw shit at his eye today

>Keuchel to 10-day DL with neck discomfort
pack it up boys it's ogre

No, but the guy who did is a triple away from the cycle

Why are japs so bad at baseball? For a country of 130M with baseball as their top sport you would think they'd have more than a handful of good players at any time. Literally curacao tier at baseball and curacao has like 12 people

Didi is elite

They train the same way they trained in 1860 or whatever out of respect for tradition or some shit
That's my only slightly ironic guess

Thats another fine team Dusty Baker fucked up. Welcome to da club.

The roids he hides in his beard weigh his neck down

Do they ever wear these? Or was it just a one time thing?

They wore those from 1962 through '64

>go on DL for "neck soreness"
>get prescribed some super roids to recover quickly
>come back from DL with a 99 mph fastball
he would be literally unhittable

>retroactive to 6/5
slightly less panic

Smart assery is appreciated tbqh.
I rate these as top throwback jerseys compared to the shit in pic related

>shit
The only thing shit is your taste

don't worry detroit, >our bullpen will almost assuredly blow this lead

Honestly, I like the current/1950s Phillies uniforms more than the Schmidt era ones.

the phillies have the worst uniforms throughout team history of any MLB club

Biggio era unis

Who is the currently the worst manager in baseball?

To Whos everything is shit, so when shit rolls through they think its normal

Dusty Baker.
If you argue this, then it means youve drank Dusty's kool aid and your opinion cannot be trusted

K

Looks like someone is mad at the whos

Unironically, you have a better chance at getting shot at a methinals game than a whos game

The Comets used to be our WNBA team. They won the first 4 WNBA championships I believe

>Seething

they still believe in bunting. look at this guy

baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=nakash000tak

62 sacrifice bunts last year

It's a uniforms discussion episode