/hoc/ PINGUS

game 5 tonight

i put 2.5 euros on nashville 2-0 and 5-1 :DD young money easy money :DD fug

PUT YAR MONEY ON CATFISH

>Pongs are 9-3 at home
>Preds are 9-0-1 at home

>Pongs are 5-6 on the road
>Preds are 5-5 on the road

Who is this a bigger "must win" for?

Soon

Which waifu is Nashville's mascot and why is it Kirara?
>has cat ears
>is a predator who craves meat
>follows the color scheme more or less
>is actually a Canadian going to a foreign school, representative of the majority of Nashville's roster

The predators fuckhead

>muh underdog

This series goes to game 7 if Penguins win
This series goes to game 6 if Preds win

Penguins have the more pressure

>EMPTY SEATS

Calm your scrotum you know it's gonna be like 20 minutes until the game actually starts

Catfish are /our fish/.

Actual game thread

gl big gambler :-D

no the gamethread is

That one or Hikari

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based af

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>finnish goaltending

This is literally the worst Stanley Cup Final of all time.

Even the NBA Finals isn't this bad.

>finnish goaltending

Nashville is literally R*ddit: The team

Proof?
>R*ddit loves to cheer for underdogs because they're all faggots
>le based black man subban
>not even based in a traditional hockey town, just like a r*dditor to try to take over a hobby where they don't belong
>their team is LITERALLY named the nashville predditors

Why do you support this team? It's literally r*ddit. I dare you to find a team more r*ddit than this.

Fuck the Preds but this is the most autistic thing I've read in a long time
You're really obsessed with reddit and it's really sad

how do you know who reddit cheers for?

he's having a good time tonight

literally who

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that doesn't answer the question

If I had a disaparaging comment to make on the state of Finnish goaltending, would this be the appropriate place to post it?

Fish on the ice

lmao why did the preds not score? did they forget?

>Pens fans actually thought Fleury should start game 5

yes

What did she mean by this?

The bullying will increase

>Finnish goaltending

It's hockey, people get rekt. Stop being so sensitive

You have to forgive her, this is only the 5th hockey game she's ever watched

>cheering for a newer franchise to win their first cup is reddit
>cheering for bettman's stacked lottery babby tank team isn't

It's dumb anyway. There's no threat of violence there. How would fans even get to Crosby? Or do they think Smashville refers to the players?

If Ellis is out Pongs win game 6 desu

yes, cheering for a team that isn't a conventional hockey team is extremely reddit

kek now her tweets are suddenly changed to private

New-ish to hockey, can someone explain how/why this works they way it did?

>Matta cross checks Pred 3 times int he back
>Pred turns around to cross check Matta
>"Hah, how do you like my face to stick style?"
>Major penalty to Pred

Wouldn't it make sense to dive head first into opposing sticks all the time?

she's actually works for preddit in marketing lmao

now how would you know that, if you did in fact not go to reddit yourself?

i'd like to hate smash her villa, if you know what i mean senpai

is the game on proper NBC now or is it still on NBC Sports Network which literally nobody has like most of the series so far?

lol what a joke of a sport

literally not even 5 years since they finally aired every game of the playoffs

and now a team where you literally cant even play teh sport as a fan in the natural climate is about to possibly win a chip

i almost wish ottowa had won just for the fucking sheer stark contrast of an original 6 franchise where the sport originated in natural climate playing a fucking team in nashville who has to kill the ozone for hours just to keep the ice from melting under room temp

>predditor fan only wants refpuck when it's in his favour
>new to hockey
checks out

She's doing that autistic thing where she pretends the fans are actually part of the team and somehow contribute to wins and losses
The cringe never ends with this team

fuck off we're full

Hainsey sucks

No I get that part. It's just marketing bullshit.

I'm talking about the girl who screenshotted the tweet and wrote the comment at the bottom. Why think that it was about violence when it's just saying the crowd is going to give him a rough time?

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>Wouldn't it make sense to dive head first into opposing sticks all the time?

>and now a team where you literally cant even play teh sport as a fan in the natural climate is about to possibly win a chip
but you can play hockey in the winter in pittsburgh...

Kek, but I meant the guy replying to her. Violence is part of furpuck. Obviously Sindy is going to get hit

Watch more games before asking dumb questions.

Fuck yea Iam so happy the Predshits are going to get rekt

>its yet another underdog team gets cucked by evil episode

>the game on proper NBC now or is it still on NBC Sports Network which literally nobody has like most of the series so far?

Why is this meme still around?
Are there seriously people in 2017 whose basic cable doesn't have NBC Sports?

>Malkin with a gordie howe hat trick
>not one of the 3 stars

possibly the best hockey may may of the year

>Sidney 'Ship the niggers back to Liberia' Crosby

A bit excessive, but whatever floats his boat.

>being good at a sport is evil
>winning games makes you evil!
spot the redditor

I interpreted it the same way desu
Sounds like marketing bitch is insinuating that some goon is gonna take a run at Crosby
Otherwise why the fuck would Crosby care if they're just gonna boo him or whatever?
He's a professional fucking athlete. Why would he give a fuck?

top kek, apparently pekka rinne has NEVER won in pittsburgh in his entire career

>goaltending from the city of finland

No he has not. His only two wins vs Pittsburgh ever as a starter were games 3 and 4

Sidney 'don't speak ebonics
or he'll go demonic ' Crosby

I don't see how you'd get that. Even if you missed the fact that she was talking about the crowd why would a player wait until the next game to injury him when they have done it tonight? She tweeted that when the game was still on.

at least it fucking snows there and standing bodies of water will freeze for periods of time

any team in the south having hockey is a joke

even the stars who i liked back in the 90s, they literally would have nights where the floor melted thru during mavs games

but they also had HOF players at each position including even the other lines

im willing to bet theres zero proven veterans on this predator team and they're just another babby 1 an doner like the countless other meme teams in history

like when fucking San Jose or some shit won a few years ago and supposedly had the next Hasek in goal, meanwhile they never won shit again

>getting chased twice in the stanley cup finals
J U S T

Sidney "smelly nigger breath, put 'em to death" Crosby

It's a shame the Preds are such goons or they'd be easier to root for.

Because the lady who said it is not very smart and her knowledge of hockey doesn't extend much beyond >muh smashville

Sidney "Can't Stand To Look At That Ugly Spook" Crosby

Am still new so why have shot totals been so low in the finals? 24 and 24 tonight. Really mediocre considering most teams average around 30 a game. The NYR-Sens series was basically both teams near 40 a game. Obviously the preds won't score a lot if they only peel off 24

You must be very new. It's called defense

When good teams play each other with a lot on the line, they tend to tighten up defensively
The Preds especially are a really strong team defensively
No, seriously, stop laughing. Yes I just watched the same game you did. I'm serious.

Reminder that Pens won both cups in away games. Game 6 in San Jose, Game 7 in Detroit

PENS WIN PENS WIN PENS WIN PENS WIN PENS WIN PENS WIN PENS WIN PENS WIN

>"Hey guys, I'm enjoying the Stanley Cup but I'm new and had a question"
>"Fuck off newfag"
>Hockey fans continue to wonder why no one watches their sport

who the fuck even has cable in the first place

and i cant be assed to even bother streaming it just to see players dump the puck behind net for a collective 20 min of the game

pass the puck past too many lines for a stoppage

goalie can just cover the puck when ever he feels like it for an auto time out

players can just knock the puck over the glass for an auto time out

also fuck the announcers, Fox before the 04 strike had teh best announcers, now that guy is doing fucking little league and bowling for ESPN and the radio gig for the Oreal's baseball team

and his ex partner is literally clinging to a job at ESPN for the 5 minutes a year they give him air time as they pretend to actually want to support the sport when its still listed 6th on their top bar behind 2-3 other sports which are in off-season all because NHL struck an exclusive deal with NBC during that 04 strtike

also teams suddenly started scoring fucking 8+ goals a game, when prior it would be a great feat to get 3 goals, normally 1-2 and OT's

stars avalanch series in the 90s >>> any shit since 04

I agree that she's dumb for feeding the idea that fans can affect play, but that was also clearly what her tweet was about. There's no reason to assume violence there.

Preds have a good defense and Pens entire defensive strategy is "block fucking shots"

This. These autists are just rude

>both cups

kys

>better teams are harder to get shots on net against
>they play better team defense
>they block more shots
>they deflect more pucks with their sticks.
yes, you are in fact new.

fuck off we're full

You NEED to go back

>doesn't realize referring to the recent cups won with players from the current roster
kys

ok i fukin lol'ed

Hockey fans don't ask questions. They play, they watch until they understand, or someone explains it when talking about something tangentially related. It's a men's culture.

>Hockey fans continue to wonder why no one watches their sport
only the jews on tv do this. hockey is exclusive to rich white men and that's how we like it

>PREDATORs watch party
>Are we watching the Predators sitting in the lawn chairs?

Can someone post the sad rinne pic?
Have a perro in return

Finland is ruining the stanley cup finals. I am so angry

>using facebook stats
>using a single year from 5 years ago

don't ever reply to me again faggot

>2012: 5-1
>2016: 5-2
>2017: 4-2
>Game 1: 5-3
>Game 2: 4-1
>Game 5: 6-0

What the fuck is his problem?

Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before last April

>implying it's changed significantly
rich and white cisgendered shitlord male here, can confirm