Country mommies aging like fine wine

>Country mommies aging like fine wine
>"Alternative" musicians age like milk or become obese, or both
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who are you quoting?

Country singers aren't as likely to do drugs. Booze is their main fuel.

>aging well
>has to cover it up in make up

>country fans base the music they like on what the musicians looks like when they're decrepit dinosaurs
well they sure as hell don't base it on what it sounds like

Bad thread, OP. Sup Forums cannot into country.

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Look at this GORGEOUS 50 year old. Now look at...Bjork...(lol!)

Faith Hill sucks ass and...damn, put a bra on, hag. You're a good 15 years too old for that shit.

Seems to be true.

If you wouldn't fuck Bjork purely for the sex you're gay.

I like the way alternative musicians usually age just because they present themselves as younger usually. Like Thom Yorke may look raggedy as shit but he at least dresses and stylizes himself in a way that doesn't make him look aged. Like Chris Martin looks clean and sharp but he looks like a fucking dad or something, Thom still looks like he could fit in with a group of younger people (albeit as an older outlier)

>Reba McEntire
>fine wine
kek

>love the movie Birdman starring Michael Keaton
I like this guy

85 years old, and she grew up in the rural pre-war II south.

fermentation

>prime dolly will never be your faithful qt gf
REE
>ywn get to fondle her current giant rock hard titties as an old man
REEEEEEEE

"Nurse, where am I?"

Would

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young dolly, oh man

Shania Twain has still got it.

Her daughters need to put her in a rest home and stop exploiting her for money already.

based whoareyouquoting user

how do you go from this..

I want to rail emmylou in Gram Parsons’ nudie suit

to this?

to this

to THIS?

>LOVE the movie birdman starring Michael keaton!
What did he mean by this

Ehhh still cute.

> muh feminism

Still would

No love for Tammi?

emmylou harris aged like fine fine wine.

Kenny Rogers sucked the milkies out of them tiddies

youtube.com/watch?v=0V-LGVKOHgU

reba looking like a fuckin milf right here

kenny rogers has looked exactly the same for like 40 years

but byork was always ugly

all women age like shit.
the only ones that seem to age well are usually rich women that can afford quality plastic surgery and expensive beauty treatments. And don't forget make up.

yep

if not fat, would still raspberry

Her life story is too sad for lewd thoughts

the milk is what gave him eternal life

How did she get hot at like 60?

she woke up one day and decided to show cleavage

money and plastic surgery