Is it true that Euroqueers are so terrified of looking unfashionable that they would never wear shorts...

Is it true that Euroqueers are so terrified of looking unfashionable that they would never wear shorts, even on a sweltering hot summer day?

90% of their country doesnt know what hot is

My summer attire is a short sleeved button up, cargo shorts, socks, sandals.

>wearing socks with sandals
must be those Asian genes desu

mid-thigh shorts are best. everything else is for fat fucks or middle america

these dudes look gay asf I usually just wear gym shorts and a plain t shirt

>country

>comfort and warmth of wearing socks
>feet breathe freely through sandals so feet never get hot nor sweaty
but wear whatever floats your fashionista boat pal :^)

So you're slovenly?

That man is the average guy here

Thats true. Only boys wear shorts.

>I haven't taken the toga pill yet
Get on my level, pleb.

When it's hot, I usually wear under armour skin tight shirt, light colored under armour shorts, crew socks, Adidas ultrboost or huaraches or under armour shoes.

Under armour tight shirts are addicting, holy shit

so you're a nigger

this is probs you

dunno where you're getting your bait from mate, shorts are definitely a go, so are sandals and flip-flops, unlike in the US

Yea, I dress like that in the house sometimes but I'm not depressed, under armour feels nice

You must get really sweaty.

under armour shirts are based af for casual wear

>unlike in the US

now who's baiting?

>Only boys wear shorts.
Hmmm

no, i just like being comfortable and fashion is for women and faggots

There is nothing more fashionable than cut off jean shorts

Europe is a continent composed of many different states that have different cultures where people don't all dress the same.

Those are shorts on the photos you posted, and Europeans do wear those, especially on a sweltering hot summer day.

Ah yes. None of the comfort of shorts, none of the style of jeans all rolled up in one overpriced package.

>cargo shorts, socks, sandals.

Pretty much everyone wears them. They can be fashionable if some care is taken, which usually includes buying properly fitting ones, something which americans seem to struggle with in general.

guarantee you're lower class or a total loser

the type of person you'd see at wal mart

>their country
lol

nah, most people here dress like that

While we're on the topic, does anyone know where I can find cheap slim-fitting knee-length shorts in this country? The ones at H&M etc. are too wide and too short and make me look like a bug catcher from Pokemon.
I've found some good ones online at the Gap, but don't want to order without trying them on first.

>nah, most people here dress like that
Most people wear jeans or generic non-gym shorts.

so you agree americans dress like shit?

it makes sense how so many of you are virgins and scream about chads getting all the women while you wear blue jeans from target

yes and most americans are total losers

>cheap slim-fitting knee-length shorts in this country
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uniqlo

>knee-length shorts

don't do this

if you go to the mall during the summer you will see plenty of guys wearing gym shorts its nothing unusual(even chad) it's hot as shit what do you expect its also really comfy
no, we just don't give a shit about fashion like the cucks in your country

>knee-length

shorts that go below your knees is ugly as fuck

honestly most shorts are fucking ugly, but simple short chinos shorts work well with a light shirt

such a virgin post

i bet you're out of shape too

Who the fuck honestly cares

this.

Only decend looking shorts. But shorts only work if your legs are not thin untrained and pale.

you just live in an irrelevant city if you dont have people into dressing nicely, male and female

*virgin walks towards you*

nope, if anything im underweight

Thanks I'll check it out.

Looks fine to me.

I have quite skinny legs so for me short shorts are too wide. I could try ordering from Asian sellers on ebay (they have VERY slim varieties for all types of clothing as Asian men tend to be on the slim side), but I hate ordering online only to find out that it doesn't fit. Anyway with knee-length there is no problem even if they're a bit too wide, it still looks ok.

>thinks being skinny is being in shape
>thinks taking care of yourself makes you gay

i can just imagine your greasy little face

Americans are so pathetic. There's nothing manly or alpha about looking like a drooling poor fucking retard

Actually scratch that reasoning, I found slim enough short shorts in a shop once but it still looked like shit on me because I'm too skinny.

you two will never know what it's like to be a real man either way I could care less

...

they're right.. you really shouldnt go anything past 3/4 down from your thigh to knee cap esp if you have skinny legs unless you have an oversize top on

>im le real man because i look like and dress like shit!!

lmao

Ok BUG CATCHER

>cargo shorts, socks, sandals.

?????? how am I wrong you feminine faggot

oh my feelings. oh dear..

Which one would you rather fug? The BUG CATCHER on the left or the guy in well-fitting shorts on the right?

I dress like these Greeks, so surely I am fashionable in Europe?

I can wear jeans and tees when it's 40° C outside and I don't feel uncomfy at all.
I only wear shorts when I'm in meme summer attire at Cancún or when there's an event or nightclub with a summer theme.
Is 30C-42C all year long in my city so I don't really know what summer vibe actually even means...

>feminine faggot
>says the virgin

lmao you're a walking talking example of /r9k/'s problem

reminder your bloodline ends with you

unlike the left guy, the guy on the right doesn't look like he escaped auschwitz

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

Jelly of the skinnyfat master race?

yes, shorts are for kids and faggots

>Europe
>sweltering hot summer day
Where?

>country
Kek.

>Burger "education"

Italy is part of North Africa, not Europe.

>Where?
South Italy.

>he doesn't wear cowboy boots with jeans in the summer
Looks like we got some Billy Yank weaklings here

See

Exactly, because of the shorts. And presumably the hair, too, but I can't find any pics of hairy legs guys wearing the super short shorts that you people seem to like.

i wear cowboy boots with my gym shorts

YOUR CURSED BLOODLINE ENDS HERE

Patrician af

Make sure they're jorts and you have your trucker hat and wife beater

look at this fucking shit, i could fuck his wife in front of him and he would thank me

Yes, your dumb joke doesn't change anything.

He clearly has autism, user.

But that's because he's wearing jean shorts, not just the shorts.

They're also way too wide.

They need looser shorts than us to free the turds when they shart in mart

>Exactly, because of the shorts.
No, I'm pretty sure that's because the guy on the left has needle legs. Some squats would go a long way.

>i enjoy looking like a queer or a child
wew

>socks, sandals.

nothing wrong with men in shorts

haters are saying otherwise because they're too fat to wear them

Slovenia fucking sucks

both of those dorks look like unbearable faggots

shorts are acceptable if it's hot out, but they make faglords look even faggier

>Men's shorts except for gym shorts

Only homos wear shorts

That's gay attire, not fashionable attire.

What kinds of pants are fashionable?

If you have to ask you'll never know.

gym shorts