>Thursday
Sydney def. Western Bulldogs
>Friday
Adelaide v St Kilda at AO at 7:20pm ACST
>Saturday
Hawthorn v Gold Coast at MCG at 1:45pm AEST
Brisbane v Fremantle at the Gabba at 4:35pm AEST
Essendon v Port Adelaide at ES at 7:25pm AEST
>Sunday
Carlton v GWS at ES at 3:20pm AEST
Melbourne v Collingwood at MCG at 3:20pm AEST
based elite straffgod
Melb vs Coll is on Monday you absolute shitlord
How's everyone's multi doing?
Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless YOU call everyone in this thread a FAG!?!
HEAVE HO UNNA
wtf was this?
Basedbane tbqh lads.
this kind of shit is tolerable because it's so overt it's comical and a nod to an aussie film. Gay round and all that bullshit is way worse
>GO SON
"No"
who /dabloos/ here?
No wonder this shit hasn't caught on anywhere else ... it's fucking shit
-andy Zaltzman
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Fuck off pedo
good lad
...
>The Queen will die this year
>Next year the public holiday will be the King's birthday and will fall outside the footy calendar because Charles was born in November
>We will have to put up with ~30 years of no regal birthday clashes until Charles dies
On the plus side the future King William's birthday is in the middle of Round 14, I say by then we take the fixture away from Melbourne and make it Collingwood v Carlton
Lizzy's got 20 more years in her if her mum's anything to go by.
Man I'm starving
TENKS WITE FELLA
Time for straffpills
>fat cunt wearing a coon jersey
CARN THOMMO
damn Bruce is a real close talker
Dead poomunity
In the mood for some Straffo
would prefer his sisters 2bh
...
>not the alt-right meme-sharing MILF-queen
brah
Which team will put a stop to Adelaide's streak?
kek, straffo must hate his family
he used to hate on his grandpa and baby boomers in general, yet he wrote a really touching eulogy for his funeral
Late season injury
nice, makes her even hotter
>he thinks that brain dead autist could manage more than 140 characters
it was written for him mate
Don Pyke's incompetence/unloved children
I'm literally shaking here guys, I can't even. HOW DARE HE!!!
>blaming Pyke
his son was a literal weeb with an Oedipus complex and a junkie degenerate while his daughter adored him and they surfed together. Cy should get the electric chair
such edge
Adelaide will lose due to the bad energy left by all the people who hated the shitskin Saudi's not observing a minute's silence last night at AO.
Kek
if it wasn't for Cy, crows would be 10-11th, hoping for an outside shot at the eight
TENKS WITE FULLA
bet the whole place still smells like lamb and garlic
disregard I'm fucking autistic I got Walsh and Pyke mixed up.
That being said the inbreds who support Crows are savaging Pyke week in week out for not making changes or adjustments which has lead to the "how to beat Adelaide" blueprint
St. Kilda are on to really push the Crows tonight but this one seems like it's rigged.
hawks lads
How long until we get btfo, lads?
>with umps
halfway through the second
>without umps
halfway through the third
Aints have given up already
>Seynts
kek
KEK
K E K
>McCartin
dirty boong
>hawks finish second last
>saints jizz everywhere for that draft pick
>waste it on another mccartin
Why the fuck is this place so dead?
Seems you already are.
...
we're all watching wogball
Because it's a pain to post.
>Captcha failed
>jane bunn
hnnnnnng
>Bet Saints
>Tip Crows
Just can't lose lads
>long weekend
>WGAF Friday night game
This ford girl is an ugly ayy lmao
>second leg of his multi is also dead
>expects Shit Kilda to put up a fight, doesn't
>Gil rigs another boring 70+ point blowout
we're looking at some record breaking levels of being completely incorrect here. Real Shit Pleb on historical failure watch.
KEK is that cunt still posting after getting BTFO last night? I got him filtered. Wow getting destroyed in last years GF must have destroyed the last piece of that wogs sanity
the faggot tips us knowing that his aborted narrative ensures >our losses as a way to get back at those who destroy his spirit
inb4 he claims this was a "test"
truth bomb
I tipped the crows, dickhead. Please show me the post where I stated the saints would win.
>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use
>second leg is dead
second half hasn't begun yet you dumb fuck.
@76427482
No, you tipped the saints and told us you tipped the Crows to go along with your """""realtipgod""""" narrative
you fuckin dickhead
You didn't tip the /crows/ you half-full colostomy bag, you sat on the fence and cried conspiracy.
Please show me the post where you stated the crows would win.
No you didnt
Please show me the post where I tipped the saints.
You just seem bitter that I'm about to reach my 71st correct tip.
>reality cuck
Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans
@76427525
You claim to have tipped the saints. Onus is on you to prove the claim you fuckin drongo.
Not seeing any of your tips on twitter
I wonder why that might be?
>get a load of this guy
>no evidence that I tipped the saints
>onus is on me to prove I didn't tip the saints
nice logical fallacy dickhead
KEK
JUST: The multi
>fake RC calling me a dickhead
fuckin fake RC of all people. gonna piss me pants laughing at that lads
>he took the time out to photoshop this
Don't you have more productive things to do leejun? Like protesting outside scientology churches you fat fucks?
Reminder that @realcuckmedia can only dream of @straffo amounts of followers.
Reminder that 64 followers is significantly less than 100,000 followers.
>tip """God"""
>can't even afford $15 from his tipping ""wins"" to buy 500 twitter followers
KEK
That's literally your multi you dumb wog. You fucking typed out a different word in your """""tip""""", probably because you're a mongoloid
ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY
who /silentmajority/ here?
The word I typed out was objectively correct. If I selected the wrong option that was an honest mistake.
He typed out a different tip for plausible deniability. What a weak faggot
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
good lad
kek, this is next level shit. This thread is turning into RC's Sargeant Peppers.
>fake RC thinks the archive is photo shopped
This is low tier bait or complete autism, either way you should kill yourself wog
fuggin parfetik
trip on faggot
>Buying followers
What's the point? It's like paying a prostitute for a root.
another thing RC would know nothing about
do dolls technically count as prostitutes?
End my suffering
>he hasn't filtered Bitchality Cunt