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Kelly Macdonald edition

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All theory is grey my friends, and green alone the tree of life

could heem them both

just marathoned an episode of Arthur

>calls you a namefag

Heh. Nothing personal at all my child.

>signed, the almight Johnston Dennis, NOAA

so what does she do? she obviously can't enforce the law
does she do community work?

wouldn't mind a blacked episode starring her

first you fall down then you jump back up again

the rosato brothers, they're taking hostages

*blocks your path*
I SAID, on your knees

you're obviously underestimating affirmative action

being completely unsuitable for police work just makes you a better candidate, the recruiters probably took one look at this 4'5" stick of a woman and said that'll look good when the government looks into our alarming straight white male employee percentages

en garde monsieur

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*cricket noises*

there's usually policies where women like that can operate on the streets but they've got a male partner with them. that male partner is usually enormous

hehe

*living paycheck to paycheck and a single additional expense could ruin me*

ah yes, extremely glad I moved out and started renting at 18 because it was the NORMAL thing to do

bet she gets paid more than he does too
and probably has better benefits

holy SHIT
just realised its the same actress

if they do the same job, they'd get the same amount.

/r/mgtow

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Boardwalk empire is a great show.

Got on wrong bus, enternartqin niggers

drop ya glasses
shake ya asses
face screwed up like you havin hot flashes

what

they can't do the same job
that's my point
no idea what that is, foy

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me on the right

they can though. they're usually sent into hubs of nightlife in a large pack to patrol around. they're not put into a car and let out to get into shootouts.

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THAIRAD?! YOU GO SEE A RADYBOY AGAIN?!

i suppose that's true in arsefartia
your black population is relatively small so your country is relatively safe

Weong bus on night out , qrong sude if town

>arsefartia
>ends up complimenting australia on its lack of violent street crime

ahh yes, """""arsefartia"""""

>move back to the UK
>buy a 2 bed house for £100k(£20k down from savings)
>apply for uni via foundation year
>get student loan and £30~k in maintenence gibsmedats
>get 4 years council tax exemption for being a full time student
>work part time 3 days/week
>save hard and pay off house within 5 years

r8 the plan lads

I went to the same school as the girl. Pretty sure shes quit and is a real estate agent now

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*didgeridoos in your general direction*
how's that for cultural appropriation

in metro brisbane?

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grim

>buying a visa bracelet so you can spend your money on useless shit even easier

complete and utter runt life

>thinking you can buy a 2 bedroom house for 100,000 quid

Almost fell out of my chair from howling so much. You could buy a shed in Slough for that amount

>buy a 2 bed house for £100k(£20k down from savings)

ahh looking forward to living in grimsby?

Cairns i think

If you chose to move out then you have the choice to move back in. Nothing is going to ruin you while you have that safety net, you can always go to your folks for money.

Imagine if your parents weren't there, and then you had a baby. Living paycheck to paycheck is good for an 18 year old, it'll teach you independence, and you can't put a price on that. Just remember to stay on good terms with your parents and wear a condom.

ahhh right, she looks heaps like a girl i know. she's cute though :)

*buys food and supplies with my visa bracelet™*

haha, checkmate

Up north in the country, near the ol' family and inbetween the the 2 biggest cities.

Oh city runts, I'll never understand you, enjoy paying rent to Mr Noseberg for your entire life

>you arrive in bradford

grim

WHO LET THE RUNTS OUT?

Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke

Find me a single two bed house in the UK that isn't either condemned or haunted for £100k.

also
>buying a house before you've even gotten into uni or have any sort of income whatsoever

the bank will tell you to fuck off once you tell them you can't pay upfront

grim

whats her name?

daddy can get me a buy to let mortgage runtoid

umm, try again sweetie, not a mosque or paki in sight where I come from xx

thailad have you ever starred in a porn video

is this a job offer?

The Northern Powerhouse.

dire

ever been to LA?

I have not

made some friends tonight lads

the grey architecture really suits the grey skies

Fuck off we're full

not to worry, I have no immediate plans.

but you've always wanted to go? listen, how's this sound: I'll fly you out here to LA for a 3 day shoot, all expenses paid. 5 star hotel and all the food you can eat. what do you say kid?

I'm in, send btc

absolutely SCREECHING at how triggered citycucks get when they realize you'll own a house before they even have enough for a downpayment on a studio prison cell

>get a mortgage on a 100k literal mansion in the middle of nowhere
>comfy countryside commute for work
don't get citycucks

have literally everything within 20 minutes

california, scotland, new zealand and canada are all meme countries
prove me wrong

moving to a third world country isn't in 99% of our best interests, nonce

rugby soon

talking about cities in general but ok

california has a higher gdp than the uk since brexit lel

grateful you didn't include australia x

brexit hasn't happened yet you dumb nigger

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banger

hyped as FUCK desu lad

so convenience is literally the only benefit?

Uhh, no thanks sweetie, I'd rather not piss away 50% of my income in rent on a prison shack(Third worlders need not apply), this generation will be raising their children in sharehouses, it's sad I know, but it's hilarious to watch them try and defend it

what position is the South Carolina President? dont get this, do you have more presidents you keep hidden?

apartments in brisbane are cheap as fuck because of the oversupply lad

bet anything?
tenner on NZ -11 handicap

nah gonna watch this one to get a gauge on future bets desu

i reckon AB's will win 2 tries+ though

>brisbane
its a step up from Cairns i suppose

>cuckbane

There's no correct answer here, but I'll take convenience over more living room personally.

As long as I have a living room, kitchen, a bedroom or two and I'm not cramped as fuck I'm happy.

it isn't

t. 20 years of experience

Howdy there pardner

hello juan my white friend

cucks

it's 51 presidents all self contained within each other like a russian doll

>tfw you realise you live in the poorest Anglo country

theres a nice cinema is Brisbane, on the dge of the city near that tibetan restuarant dont knock it too much.

Wanna get unto the ruggers

Where do I start?

hmm not sure i like this new information, seems like fake news. got a link where it explains this?

start by fucking off