/balk/ - Balkan Thread

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fuck turkgaria m8

Thank D-g I'm not balkanian

I'm leaving for gf's country house in a few

what are you fine gentlepeople doing today :)

Have fun in Elbasan m8 :3

hey

can you translate this for me "balkanlar gerçekten türk"

which is the most spoken language in the balkans?

I want to drink Iva Sapundzhieva's pee

Do I look Balkan?

Are you some mixed mexican?

How do I stop drinking lads?

yes

No.

Maternal side was Hungarian fraternal side was Serbian.

morning, fags

I'd gladly fight with you in the reconquest of Constantinople desu

why would you do that to yourself?

morning, cis scum

I accept.

I don't know my friend. I want to know too.

Who are these turks?

I kinda feel it starts messing with my studies and work and I'm kinda sick of feeling like Im in a surreal painting every morning.
Plus I'd rather not have cirrhosis by the time I'm 40 like a typical slav bydlo

Good morning everyone.

Of course you do

You look mena or a CHI.

What are you?

you look albanian like you are about to blow up anytime

shave your beard

What does he mean by this?

ok your hot as fuck.

he's being edgy

normal /balk/ behavior

How old are you man like 30?

ewww

You lok like a cross between a jihadi and a hipster

Most balkan ""people"" look like you

what are you some kind of fag or something?

you look retarded and Albanian

xpozed .t

just lower your alcohol consumption. I was downing a 2l+ beer a day every day, few years ago. Then started thinking it's about time to have kids with my wife and stopped drinking just like like that, for like 6-7 months. She got pregnant (yes, by me, not by her bull) and i resumed the drinking, but this time limiting myself to a 1L beer a day. Now i feel good, creative and have less self guilt of being a regular drunktard.

/blog

You look like the average turk on the sea-side here, who came to romania to open a kebab shop.

>turk on the sea-side here, who came to romania to open a kebab shop
so, he basically looks like a romanian with a business plan?

Why the fuck are romanians so swarthy?

>inb4 you're all virgin edglords

if I drink at least 4L beer a day, do I have problems? I don't have kids

churka genes

Fuck turkgaria m8

Did anyone post that yet?
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Turk fuckgaria 8m

>do I have problems
dunno about problems, but you sure have drinking issues, desu
back then i started feeling bad, like cant get to sleep, when i finally get to sleep cant sleep well through the night, sleep till 12 in the morning and feel like shit through the day, etc.
now i get to bed at 12:00 and wake up around 7 in the morning (because baby, you know) and yet i feel fresh and full of energy

dunno if lowering the alcohol consumption or the fact that i was about to have a baby changed me, but i surely feel better now.

thanks for reading my blog

GOLEMO DUPE MAMO ME GONI GOLEMO DUPE

Allah Is Great
Death to America
Death to Israel
Curse on the Jews
Victory to Islam

The repetetiveness still makes you an alcoholic
You certainly have

i drink until i pass out but thats only when i go out with friends and that happens like 2-3 times a month. i also drink beer every day but no more than 2-3 cans.

Who's your country's Moldova?

fyrom

do you have a fat belly from beer? you know, that "beer stomach" like they say

no im actually pretty skinny

Macedonia

im turkısh diaspora, it's bulgaria

>The repetetiveness still makes you an alcoholic
not arguing with that. i'm atleast a alcoholic-lite now

Cum e viata in Constanta, Mahomed

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feels good man, white devil thought he could buy cops

>42 leva
thats the problem. hwiteboi would be fine if he offered more

tfw to smart for this general

Squip, you are my greatest ally.

thanks fren y-you too

they want to chop the kitty's cojones off

keeping pets should be forbidden, it is pure animal cruelty

>tfw everyone hates you

You look like a Turk/Greek to me.

>comes to eastern europe
>gets literally wasted on beer
why are western europeans such immature idiots?

he doesnt look Greek or turkish you gypsy
you should know better with so many turks in your shithole

There are no Turks here, diaspora kebab.

Razshiren centar here, naposleduk mnogo angliiska rech v kvartala, vchera dazhe nemci chuh?! Wtf kvo stava

>Greece is the most efficient nation in the balkans and Slovenia is one of the last

Where do you live?

>Romania efficient
Ive never worked with lazier people desu

>Bugari

>There are no Turks here
but its full of bulgarians

desu I've never worked with bulgarians. i have with Hungarians, germans and Russians.

My personal rankings are:
1) Hungarians
2) Romanias
3) Germans
POWER GAP EXTREME
4) Russians (from moldova)

balkan inferiority complex ranking:

albania
bulgaria
yugoslavia

Venit is profit?

Ive worked with
>Romanians
Capable but lazy af
>Hungarians
Laziest of all
>Indians
Enthusiastic but can only work acc to guidelines
>Germans
Work a lot but indians in thinking
>Brits
Work smart
>Americans
Dont can/care
>Benelux
The better germans
>French
Lazy germans
>Russians
Limited capability
>Serbs
Much bla bla not enough working
>Bulgarians
The better serbs

> Indicator of operational efficiency cost/income in EU

venit form Lat. venire =to come (as in come in the pocket)

Ispijam bakardi
Lepa si ko barbi
Ah lele lei paaaaa
Ah lele lei paaa a a a a a

sofia downtown is basically foreigners clay now
went to Zara to buy me some clothes - except the shop sellers, didn't hears any bulgarian speech around

>goes to trendy numale places
>complains
wew

no foreigners in my liulin

Da no az sum v Ilinden, zatova me chudi

>zatova me chudi
hmm

not complaining as long the foreigners are decent (as they were on Vitoshka). I can complain a lot about the durkas from the Halite down to Luvov Most, tho...

death to macedonia aka shqiponija
death to macedonians aka gjaurs aka skijes
LONG LIVE ALBENIA

why is shqipomafia so based

That isn't even a blockhead anymore, more like lolipop head lmao

i removed every mirror from my house

why

kek

looking at my ugly face reminds me of my virginity

dont be so negative bro
head up king tha crown is falling

I SAW SHIPOMAFIJA 1 HOUR AGO IN VERO, BOW BEFORE ME KEKS I HAVE STOOD IN THE PRESENCE OF A LIVING MEME

i envy you to be fully honest famillia

no pix == didn't happened

better luck next time, m8

hmmmmmm

how is he in his natural habitat

skinny af ,other than that looks normal....for a shqip

makes you need to befriend shipo and get him to post here