CROATIA FALLING APART!!

So what's going on in Croatia croatbros?
politico.eu/article/croatian-pm-faces-no-confidence-vote-national-elections-tihomis-oreskovic/

Haven't heard anything about any trouble there in the news. Is the government gonna fall and if so why? Politico is notoriously untrustworthy.

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are croatian girls white?

Are americans obese?

Dont know if the "Are slavs white"-question has been answered on Sup Forums, but they tend to be pretty however usually with a bitchy attitude and stupidity.
t.Grandson of Croat Gastarbeiter who has 6 female cousins.

Are Poles sub human slavs?

just stay in finnland bro and learn the finnish memems. you are better off there.


t. croat poorfag

Post pics of female cousins.

For research purposes

this, post pics and let us decide

Are burgers haflbreeds with 1/139462728 native heritage?

I thought about buying property in Croatia just to keep a wide and kids there. Cheap, really.

>right wingers only love themselves
>left wingers are autistic
>the minister of culture is based
>the first vice prime minister is a thief
>the second vice prime minister is a manchild
>the prime minister is Timmy from South Park

The only salvation is for the HDSSB to take over and make Croatia into Greater Slavonia

I've looked into property there and I can tell you that buying a house/land outside of major US cities is cheaper/better infrastructure.

property is too expensive in here thx (because you have to pay 10-20 k eurose to only get a building licence)

Where should I get them, i see them only in summer, i also dont have a kikebook. And why would I have pics of my cousins on my PC? They look similar to OP's pic.

what are you waiting for post fucking pics

Oh, I am well aware of that. Have a city and country estate here. I just liked Croatia a lot. Cheaper to have a wine-coubtry home there than say Napa/Sonoma or somewhere in France/Italy. Plus, ppl seem to suck less.

so, the HDZ (centre-right but with far right affiliations) and MOST (a minority but substantial in parliament, made mostly out of effective local independents and such) made a coalition, but MOST wanted a random to be the prime minister, as to work as sort of a arbiter between the HDZ and SDP (liberals)

The problem arose when Karamarko, HDZs president and current vice-prime minister of sorts, was linked with corruption and shady dealings connected to certain national interests (connected to our largest oil company), so naturally the libcucks wanted him out and they initiated a vote of confidence for him, so he orchestrated the ousting of the prime minister so the question of his integrity wouldn't be brought up

That is a fraction of what permits cost in places here.

well then you should get some property in here if you have that kind of money.

croatia is beautiful to live in, if you have enough money and dont rely on jobs.

The western Slavs were white enough even for Hitler.

Are there actually any non-corrupt politicians in Croatia?

are tyere in germany?

*there

I love Croatian and Croatians.

#CroatianRefugeesWelcome

wew lad

Croatia*

In that case, go for it.

LMAO

kako vam se svidja Kanadjanin ;)

What's the best wine-country area in your opinion? I've been to most of the coastal towns/cities; not inland much.

croatia has 3,5 million people lol, in worst case scenario there could only be 200 k immmigrants from us into other eu states.

No i guess it is the same shitfest all around in Europe. I am just curious because my family keeps raging about them. How's the refugee-situation though?

Can we trade you for all of our Mexicans?

depends on what you call corrupt; I'd say it's too big of a temptation and the state is too rich for most of them not to abuse their power in at least some way, e.g. I believe that almost every one with any semblance of power will abuse their right to a official vehicle, travel expenses, to hire a relative as a secretary and similar things, but I like to believe that most of them aren't the 'take a huge bribe to act against national interests' kind of corrupt

It used to be way worse in the 90s

> Hitler in charge of recognizing whiteness

dal wew

Yes. They are also Catholic and not degenerate.

it's literally nothing. their two main parties both have very unlikable leaders which made a lot of people vote for a third option in their last elections. now that the third party has proven to be indecisive and unlikable retards as well, they're either gonna hold new elections or they'll reshuffle their cabinet a bit.

it's nothing serious, and isn't caused by any outstanding issue

they'll be anything you want if you've got 50 euros

i dont know what are the laws for vineyards since we joined the EU.

EU has rigorous regulations and many people started investing in those before we joined the EU. Again, dont have full information, but I guess EU puts limists on vineyard areas for members.

but again, probably istria would be bast. Its very rich part of croatia.

Karamarko is ready to drag the entire country in hell with him, the absolute madman.

>I believe that almost every one with any semblance of power will abuse their right to a official vehicle, travel expenses, to hire a relative as a secretary and similar things
Looks like we have the same situation like you. Plus the FickiFicki-Shit.

seconded, Istria is the best one, there is also the eastern part of Slavonia (any land should be cheap as fuck there) and the southern part of Dalmatia (especially the Pelješac peninsula, but nowadays ppl just buy like a square meter of land there because then they can call their wine by a name that should be indigienous to wines coming from those parts and are known for quality and shit)

My parents are Croats and I asked myself that same thing.

Are wop/slavs white?

Whatever the case may be. I don't care.

I just want to know who I should side with in the race war.

>very unlikable
To be clear
>one is a thief, traitor and has a speaking defect
>the other is so full of himself he shits his clones

If you can obtain pictures of their feet for me, I'd be able to determine if they are white. Just for you.

Just stick with Whites and you wont have any problems.

>one is a thief, traitor and has a speaking defect

not to mention former spymaster with dirt on everyone

You're not white, I'm sorry.

Duly noted. Many thanks.

Is Bill Belichick white? Is Nick Saban white?

White means WASP, Europeans of all sorts can breed beautiful "white" children. I know Ukrainian/Slovak girls that are indistinguishable from Brit girls I know.

New world families are a mix of Europeans and in the end they look "white." WASP whiteness is learned behaviour i.e. culture.

5 months old conservative gov is collapsing, paving the way for grand return of our former machiavellian socialist pm. Guy is a pure autocrat, ild school socialist, cynical as fuck, rethorically skilled and stubborn as a mule. 7/10.

And populist leftist morons (Zivi Zid) are surging in recent polls, Syriza + Podemos in one. Jebi se Sincicu.

Yeah, I probably vote milanovic too. He is 100% machiavellian stragegist.

>use linic to introduce new taxes
>get rid of linic and blame the tax increas on him
public sucks it up

lel

>3.5 million
Last months estimates put us at 4,210,000 people.

did you fix your airport yet?

Karamarko (sort of Vice PM) is the leader of the HDZ (on the latest party elections, he won; because he was the only nominee), and HDZ has the majority, but it doesn't:
on the parliamentary elections, both HDZ and SDP got the same number of seats so a third party was the decision maker, and they went with HDZ.

So, our prime minister is A fucking leaf, chosen as a third party (or fourth in this case), and a few days ago PM asked for Karamarko's resignation because of his conflict of interest (a really long story), and Karamarko denied.
Now Karamarko is wanting for a fucking leaf to resign.
SDP is rooting for both of their resignations.

Karamarko and HDZ are about to crumble if the parliament makes decision Karamarko should resign, so now he's ready to take everyone with him.

They're scaring us, saying that the new parliamentary elections would cost us 2mlrd Kn ($350million).

We barely avoided a constitutional crisis where the parliament almost didn't elect the judges in time, but at least we got that sorted out.

It's a mess... I almost for a moment there thought we weren't a 3rd world country.

Croats should declare war on Norway and surrender.
Fuck, I'd say around 60%, Croatians. Retarded pieces of shit.

average IQ of 90 bro. we are slightly above niggers.

True.
We need a dictator again, but not a retard like Pavelic or a quasi-socialist like Tito. A dictator that would force us to get better at the things we're already good at, and that would make us stop doing things we're bad at.
Too bad it will never happen because of globalism.
FUuck

na, we just need to loose all the assets we have and poor and retarded people need to starve to death.

Sounds like you need some enrichment

We need an eco-catastrophe to destroy our tourism.

just bomb Dubrovnik half the country will starve 3 hours later

No, please, Mr. Garrison I don't want to die!

kek
Yeah but there's still Istria and Dalmatia. Like 50% of our surface is made for tourism.

oh lawd jesus have mercy

tru tru

in any case good luck lads

I am descendant of immigrants from the Yugo region, with ancestors from Dalmatia and its islands

I look onto the sunny old country from cold British North America with expectant eyes

OMW

THIS FUCKING REGION

>Greece economy is shit
>Turkey in civil war
>FYROM in political crisis
>Bosnia unemployment rate is 42.1%
>Serbia is poo tier
>fucking albania

And now fucking Croatia is going down. Get your shit together God damn it! At least Romania is doing ok. I'm sick of this fucking place.

It's just parliamentary democracy in a divided country, no big fucking deal.

we literally call croatia the slovakian sea over here

Will we ever get to see Yugo 2.0 after the happening?
You help us get rid of our cancerous politicians, we help you. It's the way it's always been.

I went to Croatia last year and I can honestly say they have the most attractive women of any country I've ever been.

7/10 seemed to be the low water mark. 8's and 9's were just standard women, whilst I saw 2 women that as 10's, were legitimately the two most beautiful women I have ever seen in the flesh.

They have a MAJOR harden for Germany though. Half of their TV is in German and they hate us Brits. I can only conclude that it's a WW2 thing.

You sure those were Croatian girls? The average girl is slaving away in some restaurant on the coast during the summer, only rich bitches and party girls actually party.

Yes, they are pretty, but most are batshit insane.

I hate Brits because they're the most obnoxious tourists.
Also, for some reason the prettiest women in Croatia are in Rijeka. Don't know why.
Probably not sadly.
Hello over here, I find that really cute over here.

well, you are a britt. every country has better looking women than you.

We can't let it end like this.
People here are slowly waking up (it's warm outside, so let's protest), and once that starts it will just simmer until something happens to get the ball rolling.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'll visit Split and Rijeka this summer, so I could at least get a Crofu before it's too late.

>I hate Brits because they're the most obnoxious tourists.

so much this

>there are tourists in bulgaria

Just japs?

>it's warm outside, so let's protest
>protest

the only protest that would work is a breivik style protest.

>I can only conclude that it's a WW2 thing.

Well, you did hand over captured Croatian nationalists/sympathizers to the Yugos with the knowledge that they would be slaughtered.

youtube.com/watch?v=JO8PzyUrvzQ

I'm studying in Rijeka. Come to the dorms, there is a cafe in front of it. I'm almost always there.
Sit there for a while until you see a man with some old glasses.
Then shout REEEEEEEEEEEEE RACE WAR NOW and that's how I will recognize you. Then I will pull out my dick and show you the "Stroke with your Reich hand".

I was in Trogir. and yeah some of those 8's and 9's were working in restaurants.

I didn't see many of them partying though, they seemed a lot more conservative than brit girls.

it seemed very poor and dirty in most places though, I went to Sibenec and apart from the historic area around the cathedral it looked like a soviet era hell hole.

Croat that speaks fluent german and went to germanstan 9 months ago....


Bro desu I don't really give a fuck although I'm going back for good in 3 weeks, if you all ask me, it is just another charade to take the focus off of important things, also, Croatia has become one of the kike puppet countries in the past few years and especially in the last year with the kike puppet governer "Tim"...
Now I've got my masterplan cause I've got a shitload of land 700m next to Nikola Teslas birthouse and memorial museum where I plan to build a solar panel farm, but I've also got the corrupt politics side watching my back aswell (thats how it goes down there) so I really don't care, its just like that, you can't beat em, join em....
cont.

we are a great tourist destination, too bad we get so many brits:

youtube.com/watch?v=W7zvPg3cTok

>Turkey in civil war
that's bad?

is germany really that bad?? I've friends who work there and manage to save up only 500 euros per month.

it's bad for the economy of the whole region

>economy
that's a cool name for drug trade and scaming tourists

Never been in Rijeka, but have a house and a lot of friends/bros in Split.

Meet me half way, Stipe.

That's how it is in the non-ancient parts. Sad looking apartments. It's how people from NA feel when they see British neighbourhoods, the row townhouses that look the same all over. Toronto was up until twenty some-odd years ago essentially Britain perfected. Got rid of the drab.

Thanks for complimenting the girls, I know what you mean, they're just sort of pretty, well mannered, not ostentatious. Don't let people get to you if they knock UK girls' looks, I know a lot of beautiful Brit girls here.

For starters, theres no left/right (SDP/HDZ), once you infiltrate the ranks (which my father did and thats why I'm so well informed, 27 here, dad 58) the whole picture starts to make perfect sense... The whole country and people mentaility is too fucking corrupt and there is no helping it anymore... So what I've decided is to earn 200k € more (already got 100k €) and get an investor in the next 5 years (till then the HEP (national electricity company) will have to accept renewable electricity sources) and just start that shit and get the fuck out of this whole fucking mess and move to the motherfucking mountains (got a hunters licence and advanced wilderness survival skills), Velebit for all the Crobros that want to know, and I AM FUCKING OUT... Disgusting what our country us turning into but hey, make an advantage of it.............
Sretno ljudi, znam da tko god je na Sup Forums-u je vise manje racionalan i ljudi moji, sve je otislo u picku materinu, snadjite se i zbrinite svoje najmilije i odjebite iz te usrane price

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Belgium speaking about prostitution

how are your red district going, frite friend.

kek, teasucking faggot, everyone hates you cause WW2 ( I don't but still m8, you fags act all selfrighteous and shit and thats why people hate you)

Fuck's sake Hungary.

We're not all alcoholic louts.

The reason you get so many insufferable twats that think that antisocial behaviour is funny is because all the middle class brits go to places like Sicily, Canne, Porto Fino and the Caribbean.

They don't need to go somewhere where beer is a pound a pint.

>sve je otislo u picku materinu, snadjite se i zbrinite svoje najmilije i odjebite iz te usrane price
koliko godina do sranja + ventilatora?

tfw no croat bf

Can you teach me how to squat? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase?

I'm sorry that we destroyed you Germany.

You were truly one of the worlds great peoples.

Now your dead.

I'm not proud of it, in fact it keeps me up at night.

neznam tebra ali ja sam se pripremio na izbijanje sranja, cak iako mi ova prica sa solarnim panelima ne prodje ja sam se snaso, ali jebiga, ja imam srece pa zato....
Ali realno gledam, kolaps eura dolazi svako malo, imam pola kile tozla (18k €) sto sam kupio cisto iz tog razloga i sakrio na imanju (inace sam iz Zagreba ali imam prepunkurac zemlje po Lici), ja ti kazem tebra, covjek koji vidi i nije glup vidi da sve ode u kurac krasni sto se tice EU i slicnoga.... Imate srece sto su vas odjebali da se ne pridruzite

>no problem with russian bydlos
>no problem with polish thugs
>no problem with german pensioners
>no problem with scandi shits

>brit slags shit, piss and kill themselves en mass

oh yeah, rev up those excuses, tourist scum