/rug/ - Based Undefeated Crusaders vs the best the Home Nations have to offer Edition

All times official RWCT

Super Rugby:
Hurricanes 14 - 17 Chiefs
nothing else til 30th June


BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY

Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians kek
Lions 16-22 Blues HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


>Sat 10 June
19:35 Lions v Crusaders, Christchurch
>Tues 13 June
19:35 Lions v Highlanders, Dunedin
>Sat 17 June
19:35 Lions v Maori All Blacks, Rotorua
>Tues 20 June
19:35 Lions v Chiefs, Hamilton
>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland


Internationals this weekend:

>Saturday 10th June
5:00 PM Australia v Fiji, Melbourne
5:40 PM Japan v Romania, Kumamoto
>Sunday 11th June
12:00 AM Italy v Scotland, Singapore
3:00 AM South Africa v France, Pretoria
4:00 AM Brazil v Portugal, Sao Paulo
7:15 AM Argentina v England, San Juan
8:00 AM USA v Ireland, Harrison
9:00 AM Canada v Georgia, Calgary

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=NFUSa_XB730
stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/93471103/timaru-mayor-issues-challenge-to-lions-manager-following-unflattering-comments
superbangbang.superrugby.co.nz/#/boards/superbangbang-your-way-to-10k
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Muscular first post for The Sharks

The Sharks play in the next Super Rugby match. Will it be a good one?

Neither the Hurricanes nor the Chiefs will win this season.

It had better fucking be, lad. Else I may need to kill myself.

who against?

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for this man to break your advantage line. Do you have decent cover defence?

Bulls, 30th June
only the SA teams are playing that week

oh plus the Sunwolves and Jaguares oops

that guys a fucking tank. comes top of the 'dont wanna tackle' list

>Sampling, sharing or copying is a criminal act
you're fucked lad

both those games sound fun fampai

I'll dab the shit out of him if he threatens legal action.

Landers will win it all prove me wrong

*dabs*

Lions will narrowly lose the Crusaders match
narrowly win the highlanders match
draw the Chiefs match
comfortably win the maori match
upset the ABs in the first test
lose narrowly to the hurricanes
get BTFO by the ABs in the second test
lose narrowly in heartbreaking last-second fashion to the ABs in the third test

>draw the Chiefs match
put money on this if you actually think it will happen

Dave Rennie winning games with tactics far too complex for /rug/ to comprehend

Razor winning games with tactics far too complex for /rug/ to comprehend

*dabs*

haha amirite guys boomfa aha

youtube.com/watch?v=NFUSa_XB730

Poor form.

...

Scotland

good post
do you think scotland will beat italy
why are they playing in singapore

*dabs*

*mckenzie smile*

...

Yes
and fuck knows probably just an excuse for a holiday desu

shan't be going to any rugby games ever again if the ARU axe the Force

kek lions going to win boys

shan't watch the sport either

Assuming you mean the ones from SA, I agree.

Not enjoying this meme desu

in front of tuisova? That's ambitious lad

>not spending your Friday afternoons perfecting your dabs


sort your life out pal

Reminder that the second ranked side in the world has recently named Poos Franshit in their matchday 23.

yeah, the rebels are the ones who should be cut

Surely they won't do it the Force, when you consider the spike it's popularity is going to get when us white Saffa's get refugee status and all try to move there.

I unironically agree with you, even though it will pain me to not be able to watch The Sharks without travelling

game could go either way t b q e h w y (to be quite entirely honest with you) la

Vibing for tomorrow

Last november, Brazil lost to Portugal away by 3 and tomorrow's match is at home

Also,
>Furacões

>warburton injured
lul it's not even a surprise anymore

>upset the ABs in the first test
By upset you surely mean we get closer to winning than they expected?

Crusaders will put 30+ points on us.

who even is that?

...

>implying Italy have a chance

Best for everyone if you go back.

>upset the all blacks
Yes. I'm sure they are upset. Once in a lifetime opportunity, only once every 12 years and all that horseshit. What an honour to play the mighty, legendary Lions. Problem is, they're garbage. You'd be fucking upset too.

All memery and comedic dabbing aside, the Lions won't win another game. And that's just SO bad for world rugby. A NZ RWC win in 2019 will be the final nail in the coffin.

Pretty sure Paddy Jackson is banned from entering the United States

an nz rwc win in 2019 will be the coup de grace to end world rugby's suffering lad

after that we should be banned from playing internationally for a while, like sa back in the day

Jordie v Damien
One of these 2 playerd exposed themselves that game. The exposed one out of those 2 did these things, can you figure out which one it is?
>from halfway kicks the ball out on the full
>concedes a turnover
>has a handling error
>fell over trying to catch the ball with no pressure
>needed a team-mate to block his opposite from contesting the high ball to win it
>couldn't be bothered kicking extra points

You forgot
>won anyway

Sex pest paddy jackson is banned from entering most western countries.
He is welcome in all the muzzie ones though.

Bit disappointed I couldn't use my image for this thread, but good OP anyway OP.

jeez that coffee went straight through me.
Had to take a massive Standard Life Investments British ad Irish Lions lads.
It was sloppy and uninspired as expected.

This is the second time he hasn't been able to travel to the USA for "personal reasaons"

Is Rieko Ioane the next big thing NZ lads?

Getting ready to pass out soon lads, where did my life go so worng?

dumb delusional frogposter

It'd never too late to turn it around friendo.
I'd go for the meme man just for the meme potential desu.

stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/93471103/timaru-mayor-issues-challenge-to-lions-manager-following-unflattering-comments

>Lions getting BTFOd by Timaru of all places

June Internationals

All times are Central time (Shitcago - Buenos Aires)

Australia - Fiji 12am

Japan - Romania 12:40am

>Italy - Scotland 7am

>South Africa - France 10am

Argentina - England 2:15pm

Cannots - Georgia 4pm

USA - Ireland 4pm

green text are games I personally am looking forward to.

Auckland is 7 hours behind times posted, and England is 6 hours ahead times posted. Do the math.
Strong Kiwi post

no idea, enjoy things more

Great Kiwi post

Fuck

all those games are for Saturday

>Auckland is 7 hours behind
But it's not at all. NZ timezone is one of the furtherest ahead so every timezone is behind

poo peeland first again

Samoa

de facto part of the realm of poo peeland

There are some tiny irrelevant islands further ahead there in the +13 or +14 range

>p-please pay attention to us big strong loins
>this is being blown the fuck out in new zealand

>"I would give him a dose of reality, Timaru is the centre of New Zealand and the universe."

Hahahaa

Mitch Hunt. But that's the point, Highlanders were outmatched by a literal who back line

I'm in this webm

>implying a town at the centre of the universe would have a cheese roll smaller than this

superbangbang.superrugby.co.nz/#/boards/superbangbang-your-way-to-10k

Jesus fucking christ.

You cunts are literally too embarrassing for words.

nothing wrong with a wee bit of dabbing on the side lad

>boys(girls)

I fucking hate New York

Jealous because you have no culture outside of bogans?

Rugby

Lads

*dabs*

Who else is supporting their local grass roots rugby today?

i would be if i was at home (canterbury)
no idea what kind of grass roots there is in auckland

Point it out mate

>Auckland is 7 hours behind times posted
17 hours ahead.

>Do the math
You can't.

In the grandstand

Red turban in the cheap seats?

*blocks your tinder*

stop pushing your shitty meme

how upset are you that I didn't start it, pajeet?

literally drying my eyes with naan bread

I am a grass roots rugger
We lost but it was a good close game

>tfw wanted to play rugby but lived overseas till year 6, then i was too small and got bodied so swapped to hockey

I feel like a bit of a bitch, but im a goalkeeper so it sorta evens out

That would be Auckland club rugby you fucking idiot.

Severely hungover can't sleep.

I never knew you got blonde petrol sniffers.

*plays Fiji*
*takes the points*

Literally at GPS v Brothers right now watching old man Radike Samo.

>crusaders v lions
Rather watch my wife shit

>Plays minnow nation
>disrespects them by turning down point

Nice ""culture"" you have there.