Le "handsome articulate self-effacing husbando" look

>le "handsome articulate self-effacing husbando" look
H-how contrived....

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looks like a douche tbqh

hey lets ruin this perfectly good top by putting a fucking zip on the sleeve lmao

Literally perfection.

This is what peak male attractiveness looks like. You might not like it. But this is what it fucking looks like.

I love Xabi, he's gotta be a GOAT tier manager surely

These photoshoot pictures are never as cool as one might think.
This just looks retarded to me and the caption is even worse

>brunette
>perfect

> blond -"men"-

seriously.
For men hair color it goes
dark brown>light brown>black>reddish brown>dark blonde>>>>>>ginger>>>>>blond

>blondecuck

You realize all blondes are effeminate gays or airhead retards, right?

Holy hell, what is the purpose

>too much zipper

Holding things?

no one actually uses the zipper, it's there for """aesthetic""" purposes

Best looking man in the world imo.

fuck
That's the most Dad caption I've ever seen. Absolutely based

Designed by Tetsua Nomura

Nobody gets your chinese cartoon references, you manbaby. Go fuck a pony or something.

he's a contrived faggot, can't stand him

sorry for not recognize you

t. Swarthy Swarthington

is this guy the rich mans pirlo, on and off the pitch?

pretty much
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I had never though It before but thats pretty accurate

How many Champions League will Xabi win as a coach?

and both are poor mans gago

Above average players rarely make elite coaches.

What about Pep, Gallardo or Simeone? They are amongst the top 15 managers in ther world and they were great players

Who is zidane

Ancelotti, Guardiola, Beckenbauer, Cruyff, Conte, Trapattoni, Zidane, Happel, Capello, Heynckes, Michels, Simeone etc.

>Zidane

Edgy

BTFO
Seriously, kys spain

>poop

He's zidane zingading le french headbutt man.

that's because these blondes are all fake, actual blonde people are extremely rare especially if your southern euro or colonial country.

>he has never played final fantasy

virgins detected

Great playes make great coaches cause the players respect them and obey

trying to hard to be david beckham 2.0

>no homo

the patrician's Pirlo for sure

reminds me of jfk

get fucked Luigi, your empire fell because your women loved the BGD with blonde pubic hair around it and your women still haven't lost that desire after 2000 years

Griezmann is unironically the most attractive athlete in the world (t. bifag). Looking like a caricature of conservative masculinity isn't attractive to anyone except women who are just as boring.

>Rome fell because of Argentina

Heiko...

t.

>faggot likes twinks

what a surprise

Probably because you don't have any actual blondes, just swarthy faggots like yourself that live beyond their means. So you only see the club hoppers

>le 'had to move away from spain to avoid divorce for cheating' look

god bless Argentinian women (and southern italian girls) who are still women and not feminist disgusting west pieces of shit

this, plus he played for sliperpoo so he has the choker mentality

He's definitely more handsome. I don't get why people call Pirlo handsome, he looks like a bulldog's fanny without a beard.

no homo

This is the gayest post I've ever read on Sup Forums and I have three /lgbt/ threads open right now.

>Following footballer's on Instagram unironically.

>your women still haven't lost that desire after 2000 years

Your entire country did lose them though. Sad!