>le "handsome articulate self-effacing husbando" look
H-how contrived....
Le "handsome articulate self-effacing husbando" look
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looks like a douche tbqh
hey lets ruin this perfectly good top by putting a fucking zip on the sleeve lmao
Literally perfection.
This is what peak male attractiveness looks like. You might not like it. But this is what it fucking looks like.
I love Xabi, he's gotta be a GOAT tier manager surely
These photoshoot pictures are never as cool as one might think.
This just looks retarded to me and the caption is even worse
>brunette
>perfect
> blond -"men"-
seriously.
For men hair color it goes
dark brown>light brown>black>reddish brown>dark blonde>>>>>>ginger>>>>>blond
>blondecuck
You realize all blondes are effeminate gays or airhead retards, right?
Holy hell, what is the purpose
>too much zipper
Holding things?
no one actually uses the zipper, it's there for """aesthetic""" purposes
Best looking man in the world imo.
fuck
That's the most Dad caption I've ever seen. Absolutely based
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Nobody gets your chinese cartoon references, you manbaby. Go fuck a pony or something.
he's a contrived faggot, can't stand him
sorry for not recognize you
t. Swarthy Swarthington
is this guy the rich mans pirlo, on and off the pitch?
pretty much
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I had never though It before but thats pretty accurate
How many Champions League will Xabi win as a coach?
and both are poor mans gago
Above average players rarely make elite coaches.
What about Pep, Gallardo or Simeone? They are amongst the top 15 managers in ther world and they were great players
Who is zidane
Ancelotti, Guardiola, Beckenbauer, Cruyff, Conte, Trapattoni, Zidane, Happel, Capello, Heynckes, Michels, Simeone etc.
>Zidane
Edgy
BTFO
Seriously, kys spain
>poop
He's zidane zingading le french headbutt man.
that's because these blondes are all fake, actual blonde people are extremely rare especially if your southern euro or colonial country.
>he has never played final fantasy
virgins detected
Great playes make great coaches cause the players respect them and obey
trying to hard to be david beckham 2.0
>no homo
the patrician's Pirlo for sure
reminds me of jfk
get fucked Luigi, your empire fell because your women loved the BGD with blonde pubic hair around it and your women still haven't lost that desire after 2000 years
Griezmann is unironically the most attractive athlete in the world (t. bifag). Looking like a caricature of conservative masculinity isn't attractive to anyone except women who are just as boring.
>Rome fell because of Argentina
Heiko...
t.
>faggot likes twinks
what a surprise
Probably because you don't have any actual blondes, just swarthy faggots like yourself that live beyond their means. So you only see the club hoppers
>le 'had to move away from spain to avoid divorce for cheating' look
god bless Argentinian women (and southern italian girls) who are still women and not feminist disgusting west pieces of shit
this, plus he played for sliperpoo so he has the choker mentality
He's definitely more handsome. I don't get why people call Pirlo handsome, he looks like a bulldog's fanny without a beard.
no homo
This is the gayest post I've ever read on Sup Forums and I have three /lgbt/ threads open right now.
>Following footballer's on Instagram unironically.
>your women still haven't lost that desire after 2000 years
Your entire country did lose them though. Sad!