You wake up in 17th century Spain, this fine gentleman approaches you and says "Aargh ghhhhrr gggg aaaggh".
What would you do?
You wake up in 17th century Spain, this fine gentleman approaches you and says "Aargh ghhhhrr gggg aaaggh"
Carter Ross
Isaac Miller
>genetic purity is goo-
Aiden Hill
>"Aargh ghhhhrr gggg aaaggh".
what-
Xavier Wilson
lol why are spaniards so ugly haha?
Samuel Lopez
He was ethnically german, though.
Angel Perry
he was a germ
Brandon Nguyen
lies
Zachary Murphy
Kick his ass.
Owen Harris
Put his chin in the right place with a uppercut
Justin Sullivan
Invite him to play Minecraft and show him this board. I'm sure he'd have fun. He was a pure soul, too fragile for this world of shit.
Benjamin Nelson
Hey chinle
Jace Powell
Respond
"Of course, Your Majesty"
Parker Bell
but this isn't /mlp/
Liam Wilson
"your kingdom will be us"
Isaiah Rivera
he was a Habsburg
Tyler Ramirez
>the franks were unironically the world power at some point in history
I honestly can't believe this and it hurts to think of
Angel Stewart
They were probably more Dutch than French, you know?
William Anderson
How comes most of Europe was ruled by some German nobels?
Colton Murphy
>an overpopulated country with rich natural ressources became the major world power
how surprising
Chase Mitchell
"why'd we have to be named after a literal tard"
Xavier Rivera
>Toward the end of his life Charles' fragile health deteriorated and he became increasingly hypersensitive and strange, at one point demanding that the bodies of his family be exhumed so he could look upon the corpses. He officially retired when he had a nervous breakdown caused by the amount of pressure put on him to try to pull Spain out of the economic trouble it was going through. He lived a simple life from then on, playing games and other activities. He died in Madrid on 1 November 1700
He was truly /ourguy/
Aiden Sullivan
Except that our namesake's reign was the height of the Spanish empire
Josiah Morgan
to be honest, i feel a bit sorry for him
it is not his fault that he was a retard and put into a position of power he couldn't handle
Jacob Wilson
Poor guy. That description made me feel a bit of pity for him.
>Be a literal disfigured autist thanks to interbred parents
>Forced to run an entire country
>Panics
>Gets to play games and live on government dime for the rest of his life
Well, it's not so bad I guess
Landon Butler
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Kayden Howard
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Blake Young
>tfw I'll never protect this smile
JDIMSA