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jannster

excellent post, lad.
Looking forward to more.

being in fear of creating contact with girls because you have a small willy is basically jihad against yourself
a girl you brought into a room won't flee away at the moment she sees your small sized willy

Not got the ol' Janny acceptance email yet. Must be in the post still

alri. this is celsius from last night

The new janny has that freshly-employed spark
Can't wait to watch it die

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was about to finish A Song of Ice and Fire but I dropped my book and smashed the screen

>tfw recessed chin
>tfw ugly face in general
>ugly nose
>weak jawline
>manlet

I have a massive penis (7"x6.5") though, so it's not all bad

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wipe yer snickers and drop yer knickers, lads, I am in the mood for a full English this morning!

Can blacks get blacked?

I mean, imagine like 50 black lads doing a black gay train that loops around so each coon has his thick 9 inch cock in some dirty nigger's arsehole whilst there's one up his own and they're all fucking in sync and pumping HIV nig sperms right up into each other's guts and it's all messy and sweaty and they're all groaning like zoo animals.

Would this still be blacked?

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Thoughts?

this fucking faggot would know

Official things to put on chips power rankings:

1. Salt and pepper
2. Salt
3. Ketchup
4. Curry sauce
5. Salt and ketchup
5. Salt and vinegar
6. Mayonnaise
7. Gravy

Power gap

402. Brown sauce
403. Chilli sauce
508. Cheese

Whichever lad just posted this Noncehunter is a good lad
It's great Kino

>tfw baby face

should i shave?

is this the unedited version?

>no taco
Shite post

same except my face is fine and im tall and my penis is bigger lol

no

*tears off my own penis and spaffs*

Yeah itll be even worse because if
>shes nice
>awkward sex where she pretends and you know shes pretending
>she awkwardly deflects advances
>you immediately know why

You just cant win unless you find a freak with a legitimate fetish, but any girl like that is probably even more batshit than usual.

A shitty chin can be covered up.
a small willy cant.

>I have a massive penis
>(7"x6.5")

Neck yourself

People need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

regret reading this post

I dropped my paper book and nothing happened

an old friend that i cut ties with ten years ago(for good reasons) recently mailed me a letter(because i don't use facebook and he lost my phone number) only to tell me he's getting married and has a kid now

like i give a fuck lmao

what a massive twat

why don't britons have salt and vinegar crisps

rip china

how small is your willy

wish i was a compton gangster in the early 90s dealing drugs and stabbing people for wearing the wrong colours and getting shot in a drive-by at the age of 17

shan't

love pints
love low taxes
love hard working people
love being free to choose

Reminder that I started the ball busting meme

>tfw good looking but shy

>tfw spill water on my books
>ones ruined and the other wont turn on

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Ahh yes the shit taste brigade

I meant sour cream and onion

we do though?
they're the best main flavour

desde la distancia te añoraré

books won't get ruined by that just run a hair dryer over it

pretty small desu ~7.5-8 x 6

wish i was an italian that that was part of the great italian migration to the US in the 1920's then joined the familia in 45

We have them for crisps, they don't suit chips

in 50 years they'll be only 900 million chinese, they're good as extinct

>I don't put gravy on Chips

we do, yankoid

t. eating sour cream and onion crisps right this minute

>So it says here you're 25 or over and not on the property ladder yet, care to explain how you fucked your life up so badly?

i put chilli sauce and mayo 2bh.

>falling for the mortgage scam

>property ladder
never heard of it tbqh
t. property owner

God cured my ADHD

gas yourself

prefer not to say

if you've never had chili mayo chips you haven't lived.

new tim lads
youtube.com/watch?v=1dzk7gW7-5U
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regret ghosting that girl

>chaining yourself to one location and a mountain of debt
Creasing

same except instead of god it was ritalin

>tfw brits watch american films and thing food fights and shoving people into lockers is common
>also sitting on your roof

Requirements to post in /brit/

>6'0 or above
>7 inch willy
>Shagged at least 10 girls
>140kg bench
>16 minute 5k
>Wingspan to height ratio of over 1
>Wrists at least 7 inches

Any others I should add?

>when uncle kicks the bucket family gets a house and land worth ~ £1m as he has no kids and is a bachelor
>when parents kick bucket me and brother get assets worth ~ £500k (currently, probably a few million by the time they go)
>few other relatives with no family, likely will get a few hundred grand off them over the years too

i'm sure some anons have been through similar experiences before, i assume you never really 'enjoy' the money because of where it came from?

full head of hair

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Salt and vinegar with a little sprinkle of pepper

HP brown sauce

This is the goat and only way to eat fish and chips

>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>no

there has never not been a new tim video m8

>16 minute 5k
whats this

Can't believe Oxford health are hacking this poor man

see, the death of the white race is great
look at all the free stuff you're getting

oxford health are a bunch of cunts 2bh

full head of hair, passed 11+

well take a look at what happened
seriously
482,118 pounds in the first month and i'm simply blown away

run 5km in 16min max

2:1 or above

>passed 11+
alri grandad

only got one unmarried aunt who has lots of money and i'm fairly sure she's giving it all to charity (there is too many cousins for it to be that good of an inheritance anyway)

'rents will give me and the brother their propertieis but that's still less than 400k so big whoop

tesco self-service changed me €2.40 when it was only meant to give me €1.40

>mfw

How long it takes you to run 5000 metres

watching nonce hunting videos

don't know why i get a kick out of watching people have their lives destroyed

5'9
6 inch
shagged 1 girl
100kg bench
dont run often

nonces aren't people

say nice things to me please
i accidentally took lots of cocaine last night

It was nice knowing you guys, but I have to leave now. toodaloo, lads

i don't need the money, it just will happen eventually. i was just curious to see how people feel when it happens.

be british

How do I look?

yeah 400k big whoop

what will that buy like 4 new tyres on my supercar ffs

reddit: the game

cheese and onion crisps are the goat tier

ehhh they are, just very stupid and mentally ill people

I know what tim's computer issue is

won't call him up though to tell him though because he'll get paranoid and think I'm oxford health or something and then post my number online in one of his tweets/videos

you slipped and a line accidentally went up your nose?

I dont get why they even record those desu.
humans were a mistake.