/heem/: Chan-Mi Jeon Edition

>Previous:
>Weigh In Results:
sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-Fight-Night-110-Weighin-Results-Mark-Hunt-Derrick-Lewis-Greenlit-122979

>UFC FN 110 Card:
ufc.com/event/ufc-fight-night-auckland-2017#/fight
early prelims start at 7PM ET

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/kmndilvDf9Y
ufc.usada.org/ian-mccall-cleared-potential-anti-doping-policy-violation/
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/LOqDJBZG2PO6Ahy8vcUQLQ/
mmafighting.com/2017/6/8/15765518/olympic-wrestler-arjan-bhullar-to-make-promotional-debut-at-ufc-216
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/76437264/deleted/deleted/
youtube.com/watch?v=NnvLdE5j5sw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Can't even wait to 500 for a slow moving thread. You're either the spammer trying to bait someone into making an early thread or just an enormous faggot

Stop complaining faggot, I'll take these early threads over the spammer's

name a worse champion than pisbing, you can't

Should he retire?

t. enormous cockgobbling loser OP who is also the mandrama spammer

calm urself goof

Imagine being such a hopeless loser you get giddy over making threads

This is the spammer's work, relax the autism

Mark Hunt is /heem/'s official husbando

I can count on one hand the amount of /heem/ threads I've made over the years and I'm a founding father of this general.

Non American sites don't allow it until about 2 hours before the fight..

this is the obese mandrama losers thread he got banned on his computer which is why he was phoneposting so much and now he has his computer back

someone make a new thread

This is the aspie thread you idiot

maybe kill yourself

He made both of them you aspie

manlet confirmed

youtu.be/kmndilvDf9Y

does mommy take away good boy points for having scat and gore, aspie?

ban this spamming burger

I'm okay with this thread, go make another if this one bothers you so much

you're really desperate man. is there a motivation or for your autism?

Why won't you take my picks?
>tfw I originated goofing heem predictions when the original predictionbro was just taking picks
>Tfw this new predictiongoof won't take my picks because a spammer is imitating me

Not cool bro

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Mandrama losers get lost

Guys! Derrick Lewis will heem Mark Hunt via headkick

>she heemed my heart

Youre an obese spamming loser. Do your parents know that?

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How can one get into betting on UFC fights? Been thinking of starting.

So they do? Sad!

Stop replying to that autist, there is NOTHING wrong with this thread. Let's discuss MMA faggots!

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Its made by the mandrama spammer. He always posts early threads. This has to be a raid no one can be this stupid

>MMA faggots
rogan

No, someone made an early thread to combat the aspie threads, get over it already

Who is your favorite female fighter?

>im a mandrama obese loser and i made an early thread for aspies like me

gotcha

>not Toddler Grisham
Heem urself

if you aren't white you should probably die, no offense and I'm not even racist.

ufc.usada.org/ian-mccall-cleared-potential-anti-doping-policy-violation/

if that's your picks pic then why'd it only start getting posted when the spammer came around according to the archive?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/LOqDJBZG2PO6Ahy8vcUQLQ/

>we're going to finally get rid of this aspie by filtering him!
>but we'll keep talking about him!

Lads lads calm down. Let's talk MMA here. If Lewis wins, should he fight the Werdum/Overeem winner in a title eliminator?

Brad Tavares beats Bisping, 100% my guy

Because Eugene only posted it on his instagram recently.

I think so. Especially if Ngannou beats Junior. Though Lewis/Ngannou title eliminator would be fun too!

Also, I don't use the same picture every week. The previous week I used this picture

All 3 of those posts are mine that you linked in the archive.

Alexander Volkanovski is the fighter to watch tomorrow lads.

He is 14-1 and used to fight as high as welterweight despite being only 5"6. His only loss came there and he also holds a win over ex UFC fighter Anton Zafir at that weight. Now he is dropping down to FW. He has some of the nastiest ground and pound I've seen in a while.

see now he reveals himself on his phone

fuck off

#1 p4p WMMA fighter coming through

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He looked great in his debut fight. Featherweight is getting really stacked, top to bottom.

I've bet a few time and don't really think it's worth it.

Max ain't staying at FW for long I don't tink

Same exact black background as and youre using proxies like the dutch one

Fuck.

Off.

Mandrama.

sadly yes. he is suing the ufc and they just keep putting him in fights where he gets his head caved in

>im staying at 145 to protect my belt like a king protects his castle

i'd like to see him move up after defending 3 or 4 times

Plenty of people use tomorrow and just look at the drop down arrows for reporting/image search to see it's not the same. Whatever, if this new predictiongoof won't take my picks so be it I guess.

I think he can be top 15 soon enough.
I think he will stay for a couple of defences at least, especially if the Connor fight isn't a possibility.

Dressed in a false front of spirituality and love
draped in a magician's cape of perfectly calibrated hooks
there was nothing there in the end
and promises never acted on

a false hope that was wrapped in a simulacrum of concern.
Never venturing beyond the superficial
content to sit in a game

The reality you wished into life
the reality you brought forth
like a dog that finally caught a car and didn't know what to do with it but walk away.

Now what?

You'll do it again
and I will be two lines added to the revised story you tell
to the next car you catch, for a month, like a puzzled dog

wandering down your dead end street at midnight
a cul-de-sac of frustration, that you can never follow through with those desires
and you can never keep what can't be had.

Well I was had all right.

I was made a fool, burned, scraped off the pan
and tossed unceremoniously
into your trash to be forgotten.

All the while being wished love and light.
Love and light coming from a place of anger and indignation and dismissal
like a bottomless lake that once I fell in, holding my nose, knowing I may not survive,
and the best outcome might just be I'd come out completely different

Well, I barely got my face wet.

Shallow as a puddle you jumped over
looking like a boys dream, a tomboy
too unsure of how to be a woman

this must be how a woman is, cruel to be kind
and kind to be cruel
invite the boys and turn to run when you have them

take your ball, run, run home
and leave us alone again.
now and forever.

A trust of ages shattered because of fear and self righteousness, our compact is broken
and I cannot face your betrayal again, not now nor in a distant time
when you will be there waiting and I will say, "you left me "
when I see you there, and instead of the return home, I walk away,
angels will weep
we have betrayed each other and our creator
for the sake of human concepts of right and wrong.
and I wonder, how many times before this did you leave me

I wrote this for paige.

WHY

ARE

YOU

SPERGS

STILL

USING

MANDRAMA

THREADS

STOP

DOING

THIS

the other one is mandrama lad, relax

The aspie is now framing the complainer

Fight back against the h8rs. Don't let them keep you down brother, I know you're innocent.

SB!!!!

*GADOOOSH*

f this general seriously

It seems more likely all these tinfoil theories are quite shoddy 2bh

I'm going to always post on heem, but there is apparently no convincing this guy to take my picks. Sheeit it is what it is.

Hope you all bought your ufc 214 tickets today to see the GOAT

Theyre both mandrama. We played right into his hands. He now gets whatever thread he wants. Fuck you all for throwing this general down. Asp faggots

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For real though the main event is going to be unwatchably dull. Decision where both guys throw maybe a strike a minute.

mmafighting.com/2017/6/8/15765518/olympic-wrestler-arjan-bhullar-to-make-promotional-debut-at-ufc-216

She looks like she has a hell of a reach

Why do people hate Mark Hunt?

Looking forward to his debut. Henrique should be a good test for him.

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I hope they make this fight.

Who would you pick?

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Christ Jon's brother weighs 330 lbs and is 6'3

He probably has a 7 ft reach like Jon

TWO CHAIRS

>tfw only 255ish
what's his secret to big gains?

Don't be short

I love when these guys bungle their maneuvers

What's the current manlet cutoff? 6'2?

Is Barzolla still your low-key boy?

I hope we get some good swangin and bangin this weekend

What does heem think about the 'Conor is actually a nice guy' meme going around?

Personally I don't hate him for his antics, I hate him because of the preferential treatment Dana has given him from day one and because he's bringing Mayweather's bullshit of fighting less often for overpriced payouts to MMA.

Shame the fight went to complete shit after those 30 seconds

Makes you think
The other thread got deleted too
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/76437264/deleted/deleted/

So tim Elliot had a shitty weight cut and was pretty late to getting to australia. Thats definetly going to affect his stamina and since he likes to grapple i'm going to assume he will gas out.

never. He should even fight when he hits 50.

To be fair to you both of Jon's brothers are fat boys.

definitely gives Nguyen a chance, Elliots pretty game though.

Who is your favorite new fighter. Chinzo Machida is going great so far. Hope to see him in the UFC.
youtube.com/watch?v=NnvLdE5j5sw

Eliott always has a shitty weight cut

>Watching Remy Bon vs Hari fight
>Hari losing the fight
>starts fighting dirty
>little Kakuda manhandling him
>Remy milking the injury like a divegrass player
What a clusterfuck

Chinzo probably won't make it to the UFC desu. Too old sadly.

fuck I cant wait to see Dad fight again