OFFICIAL CHICAGO WHITE SOX (25-33) V. CLEVELAND INDIANS (29-28) GAME THREAD: FUCK DURANT EDITION

Chicago White Sox (25-33) v. Cleveland Indians (29-28)
Friday, June 9, 2017, 7:10 pm EDT
Jacobs Field, Cleveland, OH
RAIN DELAY (Estimated first pitch: 7:45 pm EDT)

1. Leury Garcia, 2B (.296, 6 HR, 21 RBI, 6 SB)
2. Melky Cabrera, LF (.258, 6 HR, 31 RBI)
3. Jose Abreu, 1B (.276, 10 HR, 32 RBI)
4. Avisail Garcia, RF (.330, 10 HR, 42 RBI, SB)
5. Todd Frazier, 3B (.206, 10 HR, 28 RBI, 3 SB)
6. Omar Narvaez, C (.256, 4 RBI)
7. Tim Anderson, SS (.258, 6 HR, 17 RBI, 5 SB)
8. Matt Davidson, DH (.248, 10 HR, 25 RBI)
9. Adam Engel, CF (4-16, 3 SB)

SP: Miguel Gonzalez, RHP (4-6, 4.83 ERA, 10.6 K/9, 2.9 BB/9)

1. Jason Kipnis, 2B (.226, 7 HR, 22 RBI, 2 SB)
2. Francisco Lindor, SS (.267, 12 HR, 26 RBI, 3 SB)
3. Michael Brantley, LF (.296, 5 HR, 24 RBI, 7 SB)
4. Carlos Santana, 1B (.224, 7 HR, 34 RBI, 2 SB)
5. Edwin Encarnacion, DH (.230, 10 HR, 22 RBI, SB)
6. Jose Ramirez, 3B (.290, 8 HR, 27 RBI, 6 SB)
7. Lonnie Chisenhall, RF (.274, 7 HR, 23 RBI, SB)
8. Yan Gomes, C (.238, 4 HR, 13 RBI)
9. Bradley Zimmer, CF (.273, 4 HR, 13 RBI, 3 SB)

SP: Corey Kluber, RHP (4-2, 4.36 ERA, 5.2 K/9, 2.6 BB/9)

Nice edition subedition
Fugg rain delay subsubedition
Guaranteed slumpbuster subsubsubedition

Go Tribe!

Smooth clowning with Drae

Lets go Migo

inb4 more tank

The Sox are only 4 games back, boys.

Soon to be much closer, probably

Welp, here goes nothing

Guys is this crazy? Theoretical batting order based sort of on RISP:

Brantley
Santana
Kipnis
Zimmer
Ramirez
Chisenhall
Lindor
Encarnacion
Gomes

Brantley hitting singles and stealing. Santana walking, doubles. Kip is best with RISP.

well here we go

>baserunner that should have been out
>playing at home
>against a bottom of division foe

Oh boy here it goes

>thinking about HF when you're 1 game above .500 and the Astros exist

Just focus on getting in the PS pls

>the official scorer called that a hit

Klubot looking good so far at least

Who's getting a Slamtana give-away jersery tomorrow?

well at least we won't be no hit

>Miguel Gonzalez
>10.6 K/9

Shit

hes shit

KIPNIS YOU LOVELY BASTARD

NO
GIDP

That'll do, Kip.

That'll do.

It's 5.6. That was a brain fart.

Doesn't matter. 4-1 against the Tribe that is stinking right now. Only because he's not a lefty I'm not saying this is a sure thing for the Sox.

Ah well, guess that helps a bit

Actually, I got Gonzalez and Kluber's K and BB/9 switched up.

>5-52 RISP

GOT A PRESCRIPTION FOR CLUTCH

SMOOTH
AS
FUCKING
SILK

Fuck you Migo

Starting the game right where you left of from last time getting shelled again

Fuck you and die

wew lad spoopy Doctor Smooth mind

Please keep being good Kluber

>migo

What's our record going to look like by the end of this month?

15 games under, right behind the Phils and pads for 1st pick

fuck this season

>latoddunn

>walks

here

we

go

Nice KKKlube

>26 pitches

Fucking work the count JRam

Injuns desu

hell yeah

>leadoff single
>gomes bad throw
>run

Why does every single mistake fuck this team over?

Great play

thanks melkman. no shutout

Dat 80 speed

HE GOT ZIMM'D

Nevermind, collapse is on

>Pay for every mistake
>Every rally moment gets stunted by a fuckup

I feel like last year spoiled my expectations

p. dope inning senpai.

how long till the Sox irreparably concede this lead?

>the twins will actually win the division
pls no

Fugggg elite defense Kip.

Kluber trying very hard to blow it

>playing in the comedy central

No one can stop them, may as well accept it

>looking at meatball 3rd strike right down the middle

Stop looking at first strike too pls

I actually can't remember the last time the Indians have come back to win a game. Enjoy the win.

its migo so not long at all

Just looked it up and it was May 30th (9-4 vs A's).

:^)

Do you guys call him Klubot because his facial expressions are completely blank?

CAN I GET SOME FUCKING RESPONSE RUNS NOW

Ah fug you're right. Still it hasn't happened much.

Ah didn't see that game because I was at work.

Si

god damn davidsons K rate is painful

Bullshit strikes, but don't expand your zone you bums

Cavs in 7

The coveted reverse sweep? One hopes but one doubts. At least >we got 3-1, kek

>GIDP situation

>dropping something off at coworker's house
>just about to leave
>his 7 year old son just got off the bus
>runs over to say hi to me
>"hey user I have a baseball game today!"
>say "that's awesome! what team are you on?"
>he says "we're the Cubs. we stink"
>say "yeah, you do stink"
>he looks taken aback by this statement
>"well good luck"
>get in car and drive off
What have I done?

>the most dangerous sweep

Taught the kid some valuable lessons:
The cubs stink and never talk to faggots

No expectations are the best expectations.

I don't understand, only one out?

God damn we missed you Chizz

c'mon migo

Pls Gomes

Pls Zimmer

Migo fucking pls

Zimmer pls

Chicago White Sox pls

Migo fuck off

fuck you migo

fucking christ

Thank you based Zimmer!

Pls Kipnis

tanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktank

You have to be fucking KIDDING ME KIPNIS YOU FUCKING FUCK

That plate appearance by Zim was god-tier

fuck

migo

so fucking bad now. just fuck off

>leadoff double

Kluber collapse

No hope

In honor of the sox im playing warthunder

fucking hell this team will be caught up with the phillies in no time and were not even intentionally trying to lose

sac flyyyy

Too bad literally no one else in the lineup wants to do that, fml

>were not even intentionally trying to lose
kek yes they are

R-R-R-REMIX

is it all the bunting thats giving it away?

Is Lindor officially slumping?

>yfw when you'll never go to dollar dog night with your gf watching your favorite team feeling comfy all around
Just kill me lads

>look at a HR worthy first pitch
>swing at garbage that gets grounded or popped up

I'm fucking dead

You have been dead. And this is hell.

Reminds me, I should talk to my rep about finding a game with an open ticket next to mine for my gf.

>it's a spam lefties episode

Wow it's every episode

WAIT A SECOND IT'S A CIÓN EPISODE

THANK YOU EDWIN
*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
THANK YOU EDWIN
*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
THANK YOU EDWIN
*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
THANK YOU EDWIN
*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*

fuck you Migo

this fucking team...

>August 8th - 10th
>Astros vs. White Sox @ Guaranteed Rate Field

I am excited for what a shitshow this will be.

>mfw Uribe's son is on the basepaths

The White Sox are truly a tank to behold.

>it's a can't hit shit with a lefty on the mound and just wait for the other team to build up the lead episode

no

>Sox-tier tanking