Chicago White Sox (25-33) v. Cleveland Indians (29-28)
Friday, June 9, 2017, 7:10 pm EDT
Jacobs Field, Cleveland, OH
RAIN DELAY (Estimated first pitch: 7:45 pm EDT)
OFFICIAL CHICAGO WHITE SOX (25-33) V. CLEVELAND INDIANS (29-28) GAME THREAD: FUCK DURANT EDITION
1. Leury Garcia, 2B (.296, 6 HR, 21 RBI, 6 SB)
2. Melky Cabrera, LF (.258, 6 HR, 31 RBI)
3. Jose Abreu, 1B (.276, 10 HR, 32 RBI)
4. Avisail Garcia, RF (.330, 10 HR, 42 RBI, SB)
5. Todd Frazier, 3B (.206, 10 HR, 28 RBI, 3 SB)
6. Omar Narvaez, C (.256, 4 RBI)
7. Tim Anderson, SS (.258, 6 HR, 17 RBI, 5 SB)
8. Matt Davidson, DH (.248, 10 HR, 25 RBI)
9. Adam Engel, CF (4-16, 3 SB)
SP: Miguel Gonzalez, RHP (4-6, 4.83 ERA, 10.6 K/9, 2.9 BB/9)
1. Jason Kipnis, 2B (.226, 7 HR, 22 RBI, 2 SB)
2. Francisco Lindor, SS (.267, 12 HR, 26 RBI, 3 SB)
3. Michael Brantley, LF (.296, 5 HR, 24 RBI, 7 SB)
4. Carlos Santana, 1B (.224, 7 HR, 34 RBI, 2 SB)
5. Edwin Encarnacion, DH (.230, 10 HR, 22 RBI, SB)
6. Jose Ramirez, 3B (.290, 8 HR, 27 RBI, 6 SB)
7. Lonnie Chisenhall, RF (.274, 7 HR, 23 RBI, SB)
8. Yan Gomes, C (.238, 4 HR, 13 RBI)
9. Bradley Zimmer, CF (.273, 4 HR, 13 RBI, 3 SB)
SP: Corey Kluber, RHP (4-2, 4.36 ERA, 5.2 K/9, 2.6 BB/9)
Nice edition subedition
Fugg rain delay subsubedition
Guaranteed slumpbuster subsubsubedition
Go Tribe!
Smooth clowning with Drae
Lets go Migo
inb4 more tank
The Sox are only 4 games back, boys.
Soon to be much closer, probably
Welp, here goes nothing
Guys is this crazy? Theoretical batting order based sort of on RISP:
Brantley
Santana
Kipnis
Zimmer
Ramirez
Chisenhall
Lindor
Encarnacion
Gomes
Brantley hitting singles and stealing. Santana walking, doubles. Kip is best with RISP.
well here we go
>baserunner that should have been out
>playing at home
>against a bottom of division foe
Oh boy here it goes
>thinking about HF when you're 1 game above .500 and the Astros exist
Just focus on getting in the PS pls
>the official scorer called that a hit
Klubot looking good so far at least
Who's getting a Slamtana give-away jersery tomorrow?
well at least we won't be no hit
>Miguel Gonzalez
>10.6 K/9
Shit
hes shit
KIPNIS YOU LOVELY BASTARD
NO
GIDP
That'll do, Kip.
That'll do.
It's 5.6. That was a brain fart.
Doesn't matter. 4-1 against the Tribe that is stinking right now. Only because he's not a lefty I'm not saying this is a sure thing for the Sox.
Ah well, guess that helps a bit
Actually, I got Gonzalez and Kluber's K and BB/9 switched up.
>5-52 RISP
GOT A PRESCRIPTION FOR CLUTCH
SMOOTH
AS
FUCKING
SILK
Fuck you Migo
Starting the game right where you left of from last time getting shelled again
Fuck you and die
wew lad spoopy Doctor Smooth mind
Please keep being good Kluber
>migo
What's our record going to look like by the end of this month?
15 games under, right behind the Phils and pads for 1st pick
fuck this season
>latoddunn
>walks
here
we
go
Nice KKKlube
>26 pitches
Fucking work the count JRam
Injuns desu
hell yeah
>leadoff single
>gomes bad throw
>run
Why does every single mistake fuck this team over?
Great play
thanks melkman. no shutout
Dat 80 speed
HE GOT ZIMM'D
Nevermind, collapse is on
>Pay for every mistake
>Every rally moment gets stunted by a fuckup
I feel like last year spoiled my expectations
p. dope inning senpai.
how long till the Sox irreparably concede this lead?
>the twins will actually win the division
pls no
Fugggg elite defense Kip.
Kluber trying very hard to blow it
>playing in the comedy central
No one can stop them, may as well accept it
>looking at meatball 3rd strike right down the middle
Stop looking at first strike too pls
I actually can't remember the last time the Indians have come back to win a game. Enjoy the win.
its migo so not long at all
Just looked it up and it was May 30th (9-4 vs A's).
:^)
Do you guys call him Klubot because his facial expressions are completely blank?
CAN I GET SOME FUCKING RESPONSE RUNS NOW
Ah fug you're right. Still it hasn't happened much.
Ah didn't see that game because I was at work.
Si
god damn davidsons K rate is painful
Bullshit strikes, but don't expand your zone you bums
Cavs in 7
The coveted reverse sweep? One hopes but one doubts. At least >we got 3-1, kek
>GIDP situation
>dropping something off at coworker's house
>just about to leave
>his 7 year old son just got off the bus
>runs over to say hi to me
>"hey user I have a baseball game today!"
>say "that's awesome! what team are you on?"
>he says "we're the Cubs. we stink"
>say "yeah, you do stink"
>he looks taken aback by this statement
>"well good luck"
>get in car and drive off
What have I done?
>the most dangerous sweep
Taught the kid some valuable lessons:
The cubs stink and never talk to faggots
No expectations are the best expectations.
I don't understand, only one out?
God damn we missed you Chizz
c'mon migo
Pls Gomes
Pls Zimmer
Migo fucking pls
Zimmer pls
Chicago White Sox pls
Migo fuck off
fuck you migo
fucking christ
Thank you based Zimmer!
Pls Kipnis
tanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktanktank
You have to be fucking KIDDING ME KIPNIS YOU FUCKING FUCK
That plate appearance by Zim was god-tier
fuck
migo
so fucking bad now. just fuck off
>leadoff double
Kluber collapse
No hope
In honor of the sox im playing warthunder
fucking hell this team will be caught up with the phillies in no time and were not even intentionally trying to lose
sac flyyyy
Too bad literally no one else in the lineup wants to do that, fml
>were not even intentionally trying to lose
kek yes they are
R-R-R-REMIX
is it all the bunting thats giving it away?
Is Lindor officially slumping?
>yfw when you'll never go to dollar dog night with your gf watching your favorite team feeling comfy all around
Just kill me lads
>look at a HR worthy first pitch
>swing at garbage that gets grounded or popped up
I'm fucking dead
You have been dead. And this is hell.
Reminds me, I should talk to my rep about finding a game with an open ticket next to mine for my gf.
>it's a spam lefties episode
Wow it's every episode
WAIT A SECOND IT'S A CIÓN EPISODE
THANK YOU EDWIN
*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
THANK YOU EDWIN
*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
THANK YOU EDWIN
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THANK YOU EDWIN
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fuck you Migo
this fucking team...
>August 8th - 10th
>Astros vs. White Sox @ Guaranteed Rate Field
I am excited for what a shitshow this will be.
>mfw Uribe's son is on the basepaths
The White Sox are truly a tank to behold.
>it's a can't hit shit with a lefty on the mound and just wait for the other team to build up the lead episode
no
>Sox-tier tanking