Those last few moments of sound of the radio as you park, shift into Park...

>those last few moments of sound of the radio as you park, shift into Park, and grab and turn your keys out of the ignition

>not waiting in your car until the song has finished
pleb

>not driving in total silence
Hope you wear your seatbelt :^)

>not taking the long way home

>not shifting into neutral, pulling the parking brake then shifting into park everytime

>listening to the radio
pleb

I always (At least 70% of the time) time it just right, so whatever song I'm playing through my aux ends as I get in the driveway.

Whether through picking the right song or driving down an extra block or two.

>living on a slope and needing to pull an annoying-ass lever every time you park

I drive with headphones / pmp
Don't have this problem

What in the hell are you talking about?

you know that's not actually supposed to hold your car in place? slope or otherwise
it's literally like a piece of metal the diameter of a pen holding your entire car and if it breaks, well, i'm sure you'll learn all about it.