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the gf edition

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sophie

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bit tired

plymouth is actually an alright place

reeeeee fuck off

>the black white IQ gap

GET HIM JANNY

anime

magnetized my teeth fillings, can't close my mouth

Claiming this thread for Leftypol discord. Rorkes FUCK OFF.

his beliefs are just as contemptible but now all his vitriol is saved for traditional aspects of american/western culture. im convinced he would have been swept into the alt-right wave if not for its anti-semitism. the point being that jews have a psychological tendency to destroying the unity around them. I have never met a jew in my life that wasn't some pathological altruist in affairs that aren't theirs.

Jannys gonna FLIP

just put the snapchat on ghost mode

Fuck off you Irish bastards!!!

death to traitors, freedom for Britain (just my 2 cents)

The fucks up with her legs

death to britain, freedom for traitors

why aren't you off having white babies, /brit/?

had some carrits for snack :-)

can't print my boarding passes because the printer is broke
looks like I'm not going to Croatia

never feel particularly satisfied with my weekends.

lads give your life a star rating and why

mine is 4*s

the good:

>white male born in South-East England to wealthy parents
>nice gaff
>got a first at a top 5 university
>6'5
>alright looking
>not a virgin
>will inherit some property when grandparents die

the bad:
>dad killed himself in 2010 because he didn't pay denbts
>never had a gf
>can't get a job
>still live with my mum

been getting massive spots on my arse cheeks since i was a teen. get like one a week, but not every week. big and make it hurt to sit, but they come and go in like 3 days. my arse looks like a warzone. anyone know what the spots are?

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I'm a NEET and I can't afford to bring up a child properly

got lucky m8 it's a shithole

>Britain's Great Gay Buildings
Ah yes, the gays. They're normal.

*walks towards you*

just pay and do it at the airport knobhead

can you see in the dark now fren?

applying for a job at a high school
not a nonce just desperate for work

nary a pixel

I saw Are Jezza at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a rorke and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Special Brew in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any bourgeois infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

sort yourself out and make white babies

poo

saw an ad for this the other day and instantly knew someone would post about it here

reminder that tax money paid for that show while children are starving in this country.

>bringing your kids into this world where whites are actively persecuted
lmao no

people who let their pets maul wildlife are nigger tier

Eid Mubarak lads

>laughably photoshopped picture of me making me look extremely ripped and heroic.jpg

am I /myguy/?

>whites are actively persecuted
in what way?

>not a nonce
why would anybody suspect that you're a paedophile?

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Daily Star is just a tabloid.. R-Right?

rorke hates this
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>that coke bloat

prefer not to say

i'd say a six

good
>got a first
>lived abroad for 3 years
>got a masters degree from a top 5 uni
>working in a prestigious job with great propsects
>can lift well above 1/2/3/4
>had a loving relationship with a girl
>not bad looking

the bad
>manlet
>completely and utterly depressed at life

tax money pays for channel 4?

don't want to

Fuck off leftypol

yeh

bonne saint-jean les gars

Is it safe to drink two monster energy drinks 6 hours apart?

mexicans are basically christian arabs. dont understand latino apologists at all.

Yea done it once but during exams

why?

>a top 5 uni

You know when anybody says this that the university was in fifth place. UCL spacker probably.

who /cryptororke/ here

try and refute it
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Always thought guys gave her too much credit. I kinda wanna ravage her nipples and play with her small titties.

Seriously, everyone in Mexico is a fag!!!

>ahh yes, I am VERY afraid of the leftypol bogeyman, despite 8ch being dead and /brit/ probably moving faster than the entire site, they are raiding us

they still assimilate better than muzzies. you literally have no idea mate. be thankful you have mexicans instead of muslims.

No it's why they have ads I think they're only partially publicly owned

mine was 3rd place (like second place going by discipline)

No lad, your willy will fall off

1 star

the good:
>just got a first class degree
>caring family

the bad:
>poor
>KHV
>no friends
>never had a job
>no clue what to do in life
>no interests
>on ssris

why are you feeling depressed sweetie?

lmao Durham

How did it feel getting rejected from Oxford?

willy fell off lads

is that you? HAFWWYM

FUCK OFF PEOPLE WHO DON'T FULLY AGREE WITH ME

Either fucked up my degree or did well. Not got my results yet

you were warned

nah godfather was a really good album

going to the 55th best university in the world next year lads

*finds it and sticks it up me arse*
*doesnt go too well because its flaccid*
oops x hehe :x

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>on ssris

good goy, stay docile

stupid cunt

what grades do you have user, is that why they accepted you?

t. member of the 8 man strong leftypol brigade

willies

>55th best

55th is the 54th loser

Not saying it doesn't exist lad but it just doesn't effect 99% of people in any way. Just one of those meme statistics that people use to spread their bigoted views.

'he 'f

>uni ranked higher globally than nationally

Ah yes 'rankings'

i'd be in far worse place without them
felt suicidal constantly this time last year

stupid cunt

by far the worst poster in this general is the leaf
he just copies the fotm bait but does it worse and less funny than everyone else

good post from the kraut

unironically have far more respect for poor runts who went to a poly than dumb runts who have a rich daddy but couldn't get into Oxbridge so had to settle with Durham

is sargon of akkad considered a normie

the gf

Because I don't want my children to experience the violence and anarchy of the next generations

>nazbol
ah yes
for communists who want to pretend they aren't drones for zionism

didn't apply for oxbridge.

wasn't durham. it was in london. i won't say which but take the hint when i talk about discipline as to which ones i might be refering to.

You lads say bEIgel instead of bAEgel in Britland?

>1458555443392.jpg

rankings are a spook as the tef results show. Good research doesn't mean good teaching

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doing a hmmmm