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sophie
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bit tired
plymouth is actually an alright place
reeeeee fuck off
>the black white IQ gap
GET HIM JANNY
anime
magnetized my teeth fillings, can't close my mouth
Claiming this thread for Leftypol discord. Rorkes FUCK OFF.
his beliefs are just as contemptible but now all his vitriol is saved for traditional aspects of american/western culture. im convinced he would have been swept into the alt-right wave if not for its anti-semitism. the point being that jews have a psychological tendency to destroying the unity around them. I have never met a jew in my life that wasn't some pathological altruist in affairs that aren't theirs.
Jannys gonna FLIP
just put the snapchat on ghost mode
Fuck off you Irish bastards!!!
death to traitors, freedom for Britain (just my 2 cents)
The fucks up with her legs
death to britain, freedom for traitors
why aren't you off having white babies, /brit/?
had some carrits for snack :-)
can't print my boarding passes because the printer is broke
looks like I'm not going to Croatia
never feel particularly satisfied with my weekends.
lads give your life a star rating and why
mine is 4*s
the good:
>white male born in South-East England to wealthy parents
>nice gaff
>got a first at a top 5 university
>6'5
>alright looking
>not a virgin
>will inherit some property when grandparents die
the bad:
>dad killed himself in 2010 because he didn't pay denbts
>never had a gf
>can't get a job
>still live with my mum
been getting massive spots on my arse cheeks since i was a teen. get like one a week, but not every week. big and make it hurt to sit, but they come and go in like 3 days. my arse looks like a warzone. anyone know what the spots are?
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I'm a NEET and I can't afford to bring up a child properly
got lucky m8 it's a shithole
>Britain's Great Gay Buildings
Ah yes, the gays. They're normal.
*walks towards you*
just pay and do it at the airport knobhead
can you see in the dark now fren?
applying for a job at a high school
not a nonce just desperate for work
nary a pixel
I saw Are Jezza at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a rorke and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Special Brew in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any bourgeois infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
sort yourself out and make white babies
poo
saw an ad for this the other day and instantly knew someone would post about it here
reminder that tax money paid for that show while children are starving in this country.
>bringing your kids into this world where whites are actively persecuted
lmao no
people who let their pets maul wildlife are nigger tier
Eid Mubarak lads
>laughably photoshopped picture of me making me look extremely ripped and heroic.jpg
am I /myguy/?
>whites are actively persecuted
in what way?
>not a nonce
why would anybody suspect that you're a paedophile?
Daily Star is just a tabloid.. R-Right?
rorke hates this
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>that coke bloat
prefer not to say
i'd say a six
good
>got a first
>lived abroad for 3 years
>got a masters degree from a top 5 uni
>working in a prestigious job with great propsects
>can lift well above 1/2/3/4
>had a loving relationship with a girl
>not bad looking
the bad
>manlet
>completely and utterly depressed at life
tax money pays for channel 4?
don't want to
Fuck off leftypol
yeh
bonne saint-jean les gars
Is it safe to drink two monster energy drinks 6 hours apart?
mexicans are basically christian arabs. dont understand latino apologists at all.
Yea done it once but during exams
why?
>a top 5 uni
You know when anybody says this that the university was in fifth place. UCL spacker probably.
who /cryptororke/ here
try and refute it
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Always thought guys gave her too much credit. I kinda wanna ravage her nipples and play with her small titties.
Seriously, everyone in Mexico is a fag!!!
>ahh yes, I am VERY afraid of the leftypol bogeyman, despite 8ch being dead and /brit/ probably moving faster than the entire site, they are raiding us
they still assimilate better than muzzies. you literally have no idea mate. be thankful you have mexicans instead of muslims.
No it's why they have ads I think they're only partially publicly owned
mine was 3rd place (like second place going by discipline)
No lad, your willy will fall off
1 star
the good:
>just got a first class degree
>caring family
the bad:
>poor
>KHV
>no friends
>never had a job
>no clue what to do in life
>no interests
>on ssris
why are you feeling depressed sweetie?
lmao Durham
How did it feel getting rejected from Oxford?
willy fell off lads
is that you? HAFWWYM
FUCK OFF PEOPLE WHO DON'T FULLY AGREE WITH ME
Either fucked up my degree or did well. Not got my results yet
you were warned
nah godfather was a really good album
going to the 55th best university in the world next year lads
*finds it and sticks it up me arse*
*doesnt go too well because its flaccid*
oops x hehe :x
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>on ssris
good goy, stay docile
stupid cunt
what grades do you have user, is that why they accepted you?
t. member of the 8 man strong leftypol brigade
willies
>55th best
55th is the 54th loser
Not saying it doesn't exist lad but it just doesn't effect 99% of people in any way. Just one of those meme statistics that people use to spread their bigoted views.
'he 'f
>uni ranked higher globally than nationally
Ah yes 'rankings'
i'd be in far worse place without them
felt suicidal constantly this time last year
stupid cunt
by far the worst poster in this general is the leaf
he just copies the fotm bait but does it worse and less funny than everyone else
good post from the kraut
unironically have far more respect for poor runts who went to a poly than dumb runts who have a rich daddy but couldn't get into Oxbridge so had to settle with Durham
is sargon of akkad considered a normie
the gf
Because I don't want my children to experience the violence and anarchy of the next generations
>nazbol
ah yes
for communists who want to pretend they aren't drones for zionism
didn't apply for oxbridge.
wasn't durham. it was in london. i won't say which but take the hint when i talk about discipline as to which ones i might be refering to.
You lads say bEIgel instead of bAEgel in Britland?
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rankings are a spook as the tef results show. Good research doesn't mean good teaching