Used to be the richest country in the world with the mightiest navy

>used to be the richest country in the world with the mightiest navy
>now a irrelevant socialist shithole
>nobody even remembers our Empire existed

Just form Iberia already.

who gives a shit, at least we're not overrun with mudslimes

are your women hot ?

should i go there for vacation

it looks like a great place to live though
unironically considering moving to portugal (you did it with us there's no reason it doesnt go both ways) how hard is it ?

fuck off we're full

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>used to grow at the same rate as Japan
>now stagnant backwards shithole that has been surpassed even by fucking Spain in GDP per capita
>niggers flooding in by the million

the economy is shit, cost of living is very low tough. learn Portuguese. I hope you like pork.

rude

>you will never live a comfy pastoral life in the azores, completely shut off from the garbage happening in the rest of the world

rude :(

i'm a tourist guide, imagine what i have to deal with.
just don't be as cancerous as the brits.

We know that feel

But Portugal is nice.

>has been surpassed even by fucking Spain in GDP per capita
Rude

>nobody even remembers our Empire existed
At least your country has a history of empire.

portuguese were evil and are bad people
fuck portugal

>says the German

Don't worry, I won't be
Also, I'm chinese so i might shit on the street if I can't find a restroom quickly. is that alright?

>Germany
>calling anyone evil

your navy was shit

it is not.

Portugal is too small to sustain an empire.

C-can I come too? I don't wanna learn portuguese but I can bring with me bacalhau.

I am a Greek
turks are subhumans

Piri Reis was Greek

Why didn't you guys produce any classical composers of note? Lisbon earthquake rub people the wrong way?

no he isn'twasnt. He was real turk from karaman.

no he was not
and he stole portuguese maps
turks are subhumans