What's in the mail?

Pic related. Just got a package....how peculiar...

MODS, THIS IS Sup Forums RELATED. CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

>dragon dildo with a swastika

Hard to open...

Exposed Zyklon B

looks like a book or something...

MEIN KAMPF
or
CRIPPLED AMERICA

wow a book by trump, who cares

inb4 mien faggot

WUT

Blyat

Is it "OP is a nigger"

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Where'd you buy that? Wife would kill me but would be a great bedtime book

I was really excited for a guac bowl. Fuck you for getting my hopes up.

It was actually an anniversary gift from my wife. Got it off Etsy. High quality book, but pictures are meh quality.

>wife would kill me

dude

like dude

really, dude?

>thinking any woman would be okay with you reading a book to your kids where a line is "sad little losers just sit there and bitch"
You'll learn one day buddy, mommy mode makes them get upset if you say "stupid" or "retarded" near the baby, let alone swearing

ahhhh

no, i know, i just wasnt factoring user & anonette jr. into the equation

we should do a Sup Forums approved book thread for little guys, to be used by parents

>being this much of a cuckold
>not being able to say what i want in my own house

dude shut up

>Wife would kill me

She sounds sweet.

Beautiful, user.

So jelly of red pilled wife.

No TIMESTAMP

OP will be know as mega cringe faggot master

>letting your wife call the shots in the relationship
Stay cucked faggot. She's probably cheating on your weak ass.

she's not really all that red pilled, except that she understands her main role in life is to make me happy. I have a 160k a year job and she's a stay at home mom. I shitpost on pol very often.