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wow!

Our president is fucking retarded

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i get told to kill myself a lot for being even half chicano

Lovely.

Triangles are my favorite shape

>>>/chi/

Which is funny because I'm pretty sure that's the same Texan who's dating a CHI himself

He is. He'll post without his flags and the next day be like "haha jk bro just speeding up the thread"

eewwwwww

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do not reply to him retard

It's not even a real general

Hmmm....sounds a little bit autistic.....

had 1030 kcal today
shan't be eating any more today

youtube.com/watch?v=dfmsYwQexj8

giving you one more you to spite the dumb amerishart calling me a retard

First time I saw kcal, I thought it meant 1000 Calories because I didn't know calories and Calories aren't the same thing

is this a /fr/ thread

>amerishart
kys

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posting there right now

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my passport says i have brown eyes but they're actually green

i have blue eyes you shitskin

>amerisharts

nigger

stop replying and get out of this thread you retarded yurofags

>proxyfags

About to make my special tuna-egg salad

it's special because I use ranch instead of mayo)

Question:
How often do you anons search up on Google for information?
I've made this habit of searching anything up on Google, be it a single letter from a foreign language, or to search up definitions of words I probably already know but can't recite the definition for.
Also, do you anons go on wiki article sprees just for the heck of it?
>Pls tell me I'm not alone in doing these..

you know what's interesting?
I'm just having a nice conversation here and get along fine with all of my /cum/friends but this one poopyhead needs to remind everyone talking to me not to talk to me, in turn shitting up the thread. so basically doing what he is accusing me of doing but what I am not actually doing at all.

crazy huh??

a ridicule grave for such a great man

I have this too. It's ocd with internet addiction disorder.

Eh. Just ignore him and he'll ignore you. Win-win.

mediocre grave*

I am an American

more like CHImerican

You really think so?
I always figured that everything was fascinating if you bothered to understand it, so I made a concentrated effort to search things up instead of making assumptions.
Maybe I had ocd growing up... I probably still have ocd, but not as severe.

>ocd
literally a reddit meme at this point

stop having smart conversations here

reddit.com/r/LabiaGW/

lol

Good luck to my Canadian brothers
It's RWC qualification time

Google was made for human farming

I am a Greek

He's buried beneath American soil

The border jumped us

OCD is still very real desu. However some people don't understand what OCD is.

If you post pictures of your eyes online the pictures will be scanned for your iris fingerprint and filed in a CIA database so they can literally track you via biometric imaging in high defintion CCTV cameras at the airport as soon as you get off the plane

I know you're a Tejano and Tejanos fought Mexico to have the border jump them

Which makes us true American patriots

>tfw pronounce it Teyano instead of Tehano

What do you mean? They buried him under earth coming from the US?
if true that's pretty cool

His son brought soil from Bunker Hill and laid it over his grave

haha this is sooo whacky

imgur.com/gallery/WNtPQ

>turtle crossing 4 lane road
>swerve to avoid it
>hit it anyway
>have to see its fucking brains spattered across the road on the way home
think I have ptsd now

poor turtle :(

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How the fuck this chick's dull-ass snapchat story get 300,000 views in 15 hours

>United Sharts of Americuck

Can we find 5 MAXIMUM THE HORMONE!!! fans in this thread??

>going to qdoba at 10am
the state of this country

youtube.com/watch?v=bR21NK8CTuE

I'm more of a Sabaton man.

>See pigeons in parking lot
>Hit the gas as I drive into a crowd of them to try and run one over
>Hear a thud whilst they all start flying away in fear
Fucking pigeons

sociopath detected

*sharts*

They're just pigeons man, their existance is an inconsequential nuisance
It's no different than stepping on a cockroach

*sharts again*

they put up a job posting for a summer student to work on the tunnels in ottawa, but it's only for third years...

i'm going to go buy honey jack now...

Hello footkraut I just wanted to say you're a great poster and I hope everyone replies to you

Go dig holes in your backyard or play minecraft

He cant seem to stay away from controversy. I think he's trying for better or for worse but he needs to stop shitposting on twitter. I'll be curious if he gets a second term though.

I want a widomaker waifu

I want a gf

I'm pretty sure the girl who works at chipotle likes me, it's so unfortunate that I leave her in a few days.

everyone stay hydrated! drink lots of water so tonight we have the energy to get really wasted :3

Is she cute? Does she give you free guac'?

>tfw can't afford to get wasted

im drunk now lads

I don't drink cause I'm a pussy

She is incredibly cute and very sweet, she was teasing me that I go there every day but I have really bad hearing so I don't know what she's saying sometimes so I just laugh smile and nod awkwardly. Only problem is that she has nose ring that seems really out of place with someone so cute that I am leaving soon

maybe she's just friendly with all the customers that come in regularly

Do you have a hearing aid or did your hearing start to go recently?
>nose ring
Hate those. They never look good.

Give me kanker right now!!

I've got a blank space baby and I'll write your name
degenerate

Just had some MASTERFUL tuna-egg salad sandwiches buds

Doubt it, when I walked in she poked her friend next to her and she was staring at me while she was moving stuff around. I never see her talk with anyone else that comes in too


Yeah, no fucking clue why girls wear that shit

Also no I don't have a hearing aid, I had bad ear infections as a kid (I was actually deaf as baby) and I go regularly to get my ears unclogged with wax. The world feels so different when they got unclogged, everything is so clear it's amazing to think people hear like that 24/7

really want a cute mestiza gf

Sounds like you really were meant to be together.
Every love story is a tragedy

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>tfw my ex got a nose ring not long before we broke up
>took it out a couple of days ago
>dyed her hair back to her natural hair color again instead of that awful red
How often do you get your ears unclogged?
>tfw have really good hearing but slightly nearsighted
>have to wear glasses while driving

>cute

If we were meant to be I wouldn't be leaving in a few days, otherwise I would ask her what her plans were for the night or something. I feel like I'm being rude to her almost by not. I could use some female companionship right now.

thinking bout life

I'm a spiritual lesbian

stop posting this person

Wew, that's scary. I really can't explain why women like that shit it's so trashy. Mystery to me, honest. And I go at varying rates, last year I didnt go at all but the year before I went three times, i should go again soon

What are you doing right now, buds? I'm reading about the history of the US navy.
>tfw this used to be our national personification
>now we have Uncle Sam instead

Reminder that lesbians are the most superior caste and the world should be under a totalitarian ultra-feminist Matriarchy