Russian fags why don't you have a qt bf ?
Russian fags why don't you have a qt bf ?
im ugly and i have fetishes
what sort of fetishes?
common
oh okay
then that's not bad
good luck on finding a bf and not getting lynched
Why are so many russians on Sup Forums homosex??
I feel bad for them, but better a russian homosex than a Chechen homosex.
stop larping as a gay
Just DONT be deviant
It's not that hard
>larping
heh yes that's why i have dildo and shave my body
>shaving your body
That's not sexy though, Ivan.
What dildo?
Where do you hide it?
i'm sorry.. please post legs :3
mom pls
t.faggot
I'm too nerdy.
>being a manly man and having body hair is faggy
>but being a smooth twink is virile
Hmmmmmm
No, really, I wanted to buy one, but I don't feel like using Pochta Rossii for that. I'm not going to buy it from bar-bl-gas either
just generic smooth plastic pink vibrator+blue horse dildo from aliexpress with pochta rossii
Sorry faggot
Really?
I thought that customs have been opening and checking packages for some time now
I don't want them to laugh at me
Tetkas who give you package don't know what's inside
you do it simply because you are a pathetic lonely virgin.
you can't get a woman so your brain creates an illusion that you yourself can be both a man (yourself) and a woman (your desire). so when you masturbate and use a dildo you are imagining that you're having a normal sexual intercourse involving both partners and it satisfies you so you wouldn't suffer too much.
>qt bf
how can you find a qt boyfriend in a country where boys are ugly as shit?
wrong
bo it is not wrong and we both know that.
stop deluding yourself, i mean don't let your brain doing that because sooner or later that system it built will collapse and you will suffer a mental agony.
also this
Good, very good
Can I buy a qt russian slaveboy with a green card?
no