Russian fags why don't you have a qt bf ?

Russian fags why don't you have a qt bf ?

im ugly and i have fetishes

what sort of fetishes?

common

oh okay
then that's not bad
good luck on finding a bf and not getting lynched

Why are so many russians on Sup Forums homosex??

I feel bad for them, but better a russian homosex than a Chechen homosex.

stop larping as a gay

Just DONT be deviant

It's not that hard

>larping
heh yes that's why i have dildo and shave my body

>shaving your body
That's not sexy though, Ivan.

What dildo?
Where do you hide it?

i'm sorry.. please post legs :3

mom pls
t.faggot

I'm too nerdy.

>being a manly man and having body hair is faggy
>but being a smooth twink is virile
Hmmmmmm

No, really, I wanted to buy one, but I don't feel like using Pochta Rossii for that. I'm not going to buy it from bar-bl-gas either

just generic smooth plastic pink vibrator+blue horse dildo from aliexpress with pochta rossii
Sorry faggot

Really?
I thought that customs have been opening and checking packages for some time now
I don't want them to laugh at me

Tetkas who give you package don't know what's inside

you do it simply because you are a pathetic lonely virgin.
you can't get a woman so your brain creates an illusion that you yourself can be both a man (yourself) and a woman (your desire). so when you masturbate and use a dildo you are imagining that you're having a normal sexual intercourse involving both partners and it satisfies you so you wouldn't suffer too much.

>qt bf
how can you find a qt boyfriend in a country where boys are ugly as shit?

wrong

bo it is not wrong and we both know that.
stop deluding yourself, i mean don't let your brain doing that because sooner or later that system it built will collapse and you will suffer a mental agony.

also this

Good, very good

Can I buy a qt russian slaveboy with a green card?

no