ITT: Shit normies say

ITT: Shit normies say

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"i buy vinyl for the warm sound"

>it's just noise

"dylan writes good songs to be performed by other artists"

"Why would you listen to music without lyrics?"

>Rap sucks, the lyrics have no meaning

2 people have said that to me recently, feels bad man

>this heat is way better than suicide

"What concerns me more is the anecdote about a dude who stopped to be nice to people because it'd be like sucking ones dick and then he went to only doing it with the intention of profiting off it and then he went over to actually sucking other peoples cocks because it " has no actual meaning"

Some other dude told him then : "But you are literally sucking dick now and it all started with you not wanting to being nice to other people because for you it seemed like sucking dick wtf"

The answer was

You can't compare sucking cock to sucking cock"

>this is that kind of music to do LSD/Acid/weed to lol haha

"whoah, slayer? Isn't that, like, death metal?"

>you can't sing the n-word even if it's in a catchy song

"I listen to everything except country! Except old country like Johnny Cash or Dolly Parton"

>Followed by

"Conway Twitty? The Oak Ridge Boys? Hank Williams? Never heard of it"

"Production is good, just hate the singer"

>Song has a saxophone in it
>"This is some good jazz"

>old music just isn't good

>yeah, i'm not really into classic rock, dude

friend said that to me after i played ariel pink. i was THIS close to beating him up in front of everyone

>Song has piano in it
>"This is so sad put on something else"

the other way around,too
>new music just isn't good

>be me
>show Brand New
>faggot says "Emo garbage"
>plays Madonna
>I say "Madonna is terrible. Tell me when she makes 'Jesus'."
>person says "Tell me when Brand New makes 'Papa's Got a Brand New Bag.'"
>mfw

>rock is dead
>it's all about hip hop now

Where are the words?

>Blondie invented hip hop

just making sure everyone realizes they're in a dubs thread right now

>Gender neutral interjection, all this new music is trash without exception. I guess I was born in the wrong generation.

you're the normie, right?

>"Classical is boring"

>"Jazz is just wank"

>"Metal is the new classical"

>"Electronic is just pushing buttons"

>"Bach was super complex"

>"Radiohead is avant-garde and boundary-pushing"

czech em

Fuck I just rapped by accident

normie won that round

Me in middle school

>Gender neutral non-cis interjection, rap is simplicistic garbage, better listen to some techno

Nigga just do it, mind your surroundings is all. We aint gunna come poppin outta ya cupboard when you home.

Tree falls in the forest and shit.

>Uhhh user why is so much of your music made by white males?
>You shouldn't listen to Jank because Lou is an abusive piece of shit. Omg I love the Beatles though
>Why is music so boring now? Ew I don't want to hear that it's too weird

>I buy records to take pictures of the one time I play them.

Fuckin this

"What you think about the song." "Beat is good."
No shit nigga, the words. The lyrics! The flow.

>"Metal sucks because it's all just over-aggressive posturing/it's bad because they're screaming"
>"Metal fans are the fucking worst"

Person who said the last thing to me likes Radiohead AND The Mars Volta AND jazz.

half of those are correct

fuck off normie

there's nothing comfier in life than seeing a metalfag get triggered

>i'm happy just listening to what critics consider best, what's the point of exploring more music out there? it might be shit

Normie

Brand new are fucking shit, and this is coming from someone who loved the devil and god are raging inside me, its just so amateur

>yfw first two tracks are 7/10 at best, and also the best songs on album

Sunny day real estate on the other hand

>every track on diary is 9/10

Not even a metalfag. I'm /bleep/ as fuck, but I occasionally enjoy some metal. This always leads to me being questioned about why I would listen to metal if everything else I like is good.

Which is apropos for a fucking Radiohead fan to ask.

Wtf I hate metal now

>jazz is music for porn

>listening to Nightfall in Middle Earth
>"user, are you a nazi lover?"
Wut?

Electronic is just pushing buttons user

>t. Someone who programs drum machine beats on a roland r-5

that's actually pretty funny

they have but it still sucks

>t. "i want to be connected to my music, i don't use daws"

>Uhhh user why is so much of your music by white males?
Literally no one would say that. Go outside.

No you're the one who needs to go outside
I've literally been asked this and followed up with recommendations of terrible bands that fit the tumblr criteria

I mean if you think of that way playing piano is just pushing keys and playing guitar is just pulled my strings

this comment made me laugh

>I'm enjoying this music

Fuck I just got triggered.

>it's just one long note

How do I appreciate noise music then?

>your living on it

Thanks, man.

>i've been to an underground show

jazz being wank is the correct one

Metal fans are the worst though.

>hurr it's too complex

Back to /bleep/ with you

big band jazz is 10x better than the rest of jazz

>I bet if (insert mediocre band here) weren't popular, you would totally enjoy them

Nigga, I hate most jazz and you deserve to go to hell for saying that.

If the stuff they like sucks yeah.

The only thing Sup Forums was ever correct about was that there are only a handful of metal subgenres that should be listened to. Coincidentally, they're the only subgenres that produce decent fans.

music is my life

>merzbow fans

metal fans are pretty much the biggest soyboys so triggered by their soy that they pretend they're big and badass because their music talks about brootal stuff like death and satan lmao

He ain't wrong.

Metal is for cucks and soyboys trying to compensate for their lack of masculinity

>pulls up Migos on YouTube

t. someone who's listened to like five jazz albums from a Sup Forums chart

TOP KEK

>all genres are worth listening to
>hip hop is not just party music for niggers

metal sounds like angry virgins yelling

>hip-hop is just money and bitches, it doesn't have real meaning like classic rock!

>all this insecurity

metal is good but metalheads are fucking insufferable

this is actually unironic, for like 99% of things people collect

>If you're looking for lyrics, if you're looking to cry, if you're looking to think about life, don't listen to hip-hop. There's great hip-hop songs where they talk about life and they spit that real shit, but right now, there's not a lot of people talking about real shit. Whenever I want to cry, whenever I want to sit down and have a nice cry, I'll listen to some Bob Dylan. Or whenever I'm trying to have a good time and stay in a positive mood, I listen to hip-hop. Because it's fun. I think hip-hop is important because it brings people together in a beautiful, happy way."

>responds to everything about cucks
Looks like someone here is an insecure soyboy cuck.

But radiohead, TMV, jazz and metal are good user.

>implying i was showing the normie actual noise
retarded normie spotted

This one hurts
>Listening to "A Fine Day to Die" by Bathory
>"TURN OFF THE SHITTY SCREAMO DEATH METAL YOU FUCKING EMO"
>mfw

>>"Metal sucks because it's all just over-aggressive posturing/it's bad because they're screaming"
no
>>"Metal fans are the fucking worst"
pretty much

t. metal fan

>Some pschedelia is too psychedelic.

this

most Jazz is indeed wank but that doesn't make it bad

"I shitpost on Sup Forums by trying to piss off people who like music and enjoy collecting vinyl Because I need attention"

Oh my god, my dad says this while listening to cheesy 80's hair metal

I Am Not A NAZI...... when everybody should be a NAZI

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The point is that all of those fanbases are shit yet theyre criticizing the metal fanbase which is no worse than their own

your dad is fuckin pratrician user

Nothing triggers me harder than people who call things emo when they aren't

The main irony of the metal fans being bad thing is that it was coming from a jazzfag.

People who are into jazz and people who are into metal have the exact same counter-arguments:
>2deep4u
>muh technical skills

They're the exact same, except it's acceptable to call (most) jazz fucking boring.

well, it obviously worked

You mean the kind of 80s hair metal where they're literally talking about sex and drugs? lmao