/Asean/ thread

Puto edicíon

>edicÍon

Edición*
Happy now that I fixed what I fucked up?

To be fair, most Filipinos don't know how to use diacritics at all. Like how Jose Rizal is supposed to be "José Rizal". Maybe that should be taught again, at least in high school.

Selamat hari raya asean

Tagalog cuisine

Frankly Tagalog vs. Bisaya banter was the worst thing to ever happen to these threads.

Bisaya cusine

Should I continue the neet life or give in to Mr. Chiu and become a wagekek?

I thought only chinks eat cockroaches

Continue to eat your OC cuisine

do you speak spanish in phillip penis?

wagekek then marry mr chiu daughter before neeting your entire life
if Mr chiu has no daughter marry him instead

they speak penis

Only cucks do

No, we have no one to talk too


It probably is from some chink site

Cockroach (and insects for that matter) are delicacies in some parts of the world.

Not really. It's taught in some colleges as an elective but very few are actually fluent in it. Which is a shame considering how it was once part of our history.

ah
I came across with those people 3 times here in brazil: philipines scamers!

they ask for money for a fake charity organization
and they dont even speak portuguese, only english
which i find weird. how did those people come here??

it should be part of the language again desu, in order to prevent ambiguities.

This is some next level cuckness

Like that Aussie flip thats want to be japanase

I mean, I don't think we should use it again in everyday use, I mean they should teach it for its historical context. Besides, you can usually tell from context what meaning is intended anyway.

Eid Mubarak /asean/
Selamat Hari Raya

>flips being cancer as always

Thanks for long weekend muslims.

>false dichotomy
oh my god you're fucking retarded as hell.
fucking end yourself you monkey.

Our pleasure.

Your hilo has been reported to FIFA.

Who else long vacation but no money here?

Fuck you. I hate hari raya.

What is this now butthurt bisayaball wants to be a spic again?

some people are called "Jose" instead of "José"
as in, the strong syllable is "Jo" instead of "se"

which one of you is this

Eid mubarak malay fags brother

tonggeng bontot
aku bagi sepuluh, okey?

y-you too ladyboy

selamat hari raya

Selamat hari raya lads

I-is that Mary?
Why did she choose to camwhoring in Sup Forums instead of comfier /asean/?

Made by mexicans because they're so puto.

selamat hari raya /asean/

f-flipgirl I hope
asean recto flipgirl that jogs, where you at

its masbate tranny fag

he always complains about being banned here

>puto
>white king
>proudly filipino
>filipino favourite

Its originally called Puttu before spics came here

because asean autists always scare away the camwhores

For indobro and malaybro.
How much angpao you collect till this noon?
Me, 0 IDR.
I hate not being underage anymore.

I have to give them now, feels bad man.

That aint me. I dont post much on Sup Forums

Wkwkwk,
That would be me in the future after i have a job.

>going on Sup Forums at all
ew

Good to see you're still here, I haven't been posting as much since I got banned for bullying mkl. You ever get back in contact with that weeb from tinder?

>disappear for a month after the french pubes incident
>there are girls here now
What the fuck man.

Anyone new? also been gone for a while
All I remember is flipgirl, malayqt, and frenchie

people should really post more upin and ipin images rather than shitty japanese cartoon ones

I just browse Sup Forums sometimes and see what's up. Yeah we still talk but not as much and I don't like him anymore anyway. He got an above average dick tho so I'm still not sure if to drop or nah. Also, I've been talking to his irl friend that I matched with in tinder lmao

I don't know who flipgirl is
Miss the times when I can just shitpost in here all day.
I sort of recognize the bitch postan' on Sup Forums from either infinity chan or leddit. I just can't tell where.

Its a flip tranny from Facebook not a girl

Whatever happened to the french chick though? Did that user who threatened to send her nudes to her parents pull through? Too lazy to pull up the archives.

oh shit so you did like him and he wasn't just being a feeler, kek
check if his friend is also above average then choose maybe
or do both of em

Why do you think so?
I'm the only upin ipin poster here.
I've been posting them like since months just because i like them.

Still here she's the one who posts stuff about Laos
According to her

Well, I did like him until I met him and heard him say "lol haha" irl multiple times. Idk I'm too lazy to meet new guys now. I like his friend tho, reminds me of that dude I fugged who lives in Parañaque, or Pasay. Probably close to where you live. But judging from his fb posts, it sounds like weeb guy's friend is more weeb than him. I wouldn't mind a threesome with them tho ;^)

or we heard the indians say it as puto and called it that. then the spics heard us say it as puto and called it that.

I wish someone would fugg me and forget where I live too.

yes yes yes i like them chu chu chu

>threesome
you go gurl, eiffel tower that shit up
then proceed to weeb out on anime

best case scenario tho is when the two end up fighting

They seem very similar

Cringy to see same fagging over fictional stories

Could you link to the pics again?

selamat hari raya /asean/ salamat for the 3 day weekend

sorry you ain't in the know m8

Oh I know where he lives. I'm just not sure where is the exact apartment but I might still remember if I go back. It's in Raya Gardens btw

I dont watch anime tho. I've seen some but I dont regularly watch them. They seem pretty close and will probably not let a chick get in their friendship. I'd love to see them do sword fighting tho ;^)

Thanks come join

I remember reading a in blog that the originally Puto looks like Puto bumbong and we refer to it as putul-putul which means choppy or it implied its partitioned
For some reason it got shortened to puto

But this is just blog tier source

This the new tirade, fake sex stories
Kek
Tho the bisayaball fag is still here

That's cute. I'm gonna make putul-putul your dingdong tho

most likely folk etymology

>raya gardens
a lil close

>not let a chick get in their friendship
guys are beasts when it comes to womyn
also much more likely for them to fight rather than cross swords, unless they're closet faggots

Fugg. How can you differentiate the flips posters here?
Are you a psychic?

Thunderbolts and Lightning

Very very frightening

>be in bed all day
>dont showered yet
>raining hard outside
>should I showered in the rain naked?
Y/N

He goes to your uni too and he's 24 lmao

Idk they don't sound that thirsty. Maybe just looking for someone to flirt with. It's also been more than a month since weeb guy and I fugged

...

who is this?

Is it a trap

:)

:))

I already saved it. I'm gonna keep postan it. with a screen cap. tell me who this is !

>mfw Malay chan sucked me off

fatin ilani

you ever think there were dinos in ancient philippines?

yes. spanish dinosaurs is our ancestors

Philippines didn't exist yet

So I was watching Regular show when they suddenly started singing about the various countries, they mentioned Indonesia but not Philippines :( I am malungkot

Allegedly the found a fossil in Palawan
But
>Philippines as the island archipelago did not come into existence until the Tertiary period, millions of years after the dinosaurs went extinct. The isolative nature of the islands in the Philippines had scientists convinced that it was not possible for dinosaurs to exist there.

Ancient filipinos.

Jaja sos re puto

how are you my lovely ladyboy

>Keked on national television

>that guy face
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

post the friendzone logo quick!

If you can't wear your national dress to funerals,weddings,business meetings,etc

GET OUT