Can't can the jan man edition
/brit/
animaisie
Look at the stupid pakis who started the other thread later.
Utter state of them I know
Once again, I couldn't link in time because VPNs aren't allowed and posting through mobile is slow as all fuck
Might just move to cripplechan
Da nigga has superpowers!
>Ey gyal look at dis
penis :P
sue
me n the lads on a mad one
>mfw yanks put emphasis on the 'aus' in austraila
>mfw yanks pronounce aussie with s's instead of z's
Is this the real thread?
YOU JUST KNOW
this is such be yourself advice
so he's prob creeped her out
calling her 3 in the morning isn't going to help his case
ffs
hello lad.s
ive just got home from a sesh in town im pissed as fuck.
im staying up tonight
neither of these is accurate
Eat shit
>going out on a Saturday night
State
very high on weed right now
just thought I'd share
Post willy
Are those your real folds, burger-boy?
currently arguing real time
with some brasilian over
race-mixing commercials
High as a kite on life atm
>>mfw yanks pronounce aussie with s's instead of z's
we're known for doing the exact opposite of this though. that's why we spell americanized, socialize, civilization, etc. with a 'z'
ossi means east german in german
Did you know that singers from Buckinghamshire are moving to America en masse because NHS "nurses" are messing them about by hacking their PCs
might conduct a mcdonnies run myself to be quite frank with you my fellow fat bastard, will probably only get a hamburger and frozen coke as both of those are only $1 each at the moment.
imagine actually getting worked up over mixed race couples
What's the argument
thunderstorming again
that's nearly every day for 6 weeks
Shut the fuck up
Still want to know what a stoned wank is like.
had a dream i got fired so i beat my boss to death with a bat while my disgruntled co-workers held him down
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is it could weed?
abc keeps doing these stories on marijuana stocks exploding and the impending legalisation nation wide
Honestly if you didn't just get in from a night out then you may as well just fuck off you stupid beta abnormie friendless cunt
*devours feces*
Don't live in Florida
>imagine actually getting worked up over mixed race couples
I don't have any folds
Don't eat my posts
you spell that way because you can't pronounce it properly otherwise
>getting in before 4am
lol
reported you to the authorities.
r8
Tolerating life
bet the aussies here are all fat cunts they're always doing a maccies run
what's drumpf's stance on drugs?
reckon he get his energy from cocaine desu
Literally the best wank of your life
VR is a close second
Usual shit when dealing with someone of mixed racial origin
they complain that people would want to keep their racial integrity are racist by not approving of race-mixing propaganda, thereby making the victim the criminal
I'm just bored because these people can't be convinced with dna and statistics
I can also hear people chanting ohhhhh Jeremy Corbyn outside like the lad before did. Is this a new normie thing or do I just live on the same street as someone on /brit/?
love yanks. hate the queen
the visited nations
Saved this to my British """humour""" folder
abc is also fake news
don't worry, i don't actually have a job
alri millionaire
Dont eat me
I think he's okay with medical marijuana but I don't recall him touching the subject with any depth
you burn off the maccas during the run you mong
quite the opposite. we started spelling it that way because that's how we pronounced it
all drugs WILL be legalized eventually, the drug war was a massive failure over all, and cannabis is just ahead of the curve.
Nottingham?
weirdo
had too much to eat again at night lads
redpill me on the opium wars
the airport in dubai does not count
>yes lets announce a nationwide state of emergency because some big buildings have wood on the outside of them
I can't live
If living is without you
I can't live
I can't give anymore
I can't live
If living is without you
I can't give
I can't give anymore
Nothing wrong with it
stop gorging on carbs mongo
fucking twat
>VR is a close second
BE right now is terrible
i think there should be some punishment because there exists in this world people so very gullible and stupid that they would do a life ruining narcotic just for the hell of it
>visit one city in america
>yep, pretty much all there is to see, lets check it off
not racist but i wouldn't impregnate someone with discolored skin
smoking a doobie bros ;-)
reckon there'd be less terrorist attacks in europe if people were allowed to have guns desu
Nah
Shan't be reading any long complicated posts
In brainlet mode in preperation for beddy byes
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not racist but I hate niggers. just don't like em simple as
significantly less
VR porn?
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yeah lets give all the muslims guns, great idea that one mate
reckon there'd be more
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me on the left
Stayed in the Nassima Royal Hotel for 34 nights
There was a little symbol on the ceiling pointing to Mecca
I pretty much stopped off there (on my way back from Singapore) just to see if it really was as shit I expected.
It was even shitter.
yeah, fucking autocorrect
visit the good parts of america while you can
we were once a beautiful nation from sea to shining sea
alas, we begin crumble.. crumble...CRUMBLE
*low rumbling in the background*
more like shottingham amririte ahahahaha
gf getting ready to meet her bf
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
watched a 6 part documentary on the holocaust its almost beyond belief
very strange that the jews immediately adopted many of the same techniques against the arabs in israel
190cm is such an awful poster
really dreadful stuff
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
You're supposed to add a twist to it, this was the original message
yeah but then a normal person would be able to shoot any terrorist who has a gun
>stopped off there just to see if it really was as shit I expected.
>34 nights