/brit/

Can't can the jan man edition

animaisie

Look at the stupid pakis who started the other thread later.

Utter state of them I know
Once again, I couldn't link in time because VPNs aren't allowed and posting through mobile is slow as all fuck
Might just move to cripplechan

Da nigga has superpowers!

>Ey gyal look at dis

penis :P

sue

me n the lads on a mad one

>mfw yanks put emphasis on the 'aus' in austraila
>mfw yanks pronounce aussie with s's instead of z's

Is this the real thread?

YOU JUST KNOW

this is such be yourself advice

so he's prob creeped her out

calling her 3 in the morning isn't going to help his case

ffs

hello lad.s

ive just got home from a sesh in town im pissed as fuck.

im staying up tonight

neither of these is accurate

Eat shit

>going out on a Saturday night
State

very high on weed right now

just thought I'd share

Post willy

Are those your real folds, burger-boy?

currently arguing real time
with some brasilian over
race-mixing commercials

High as a kite on life atm

>>mfw yanks pronounce aussie with s's instead of z's
we're known for doing the exact opposite of this though. that's why we spell americanized, socialize, civilization, etc. with a 'z'

ossi means east german in german

Did you know that singers from Buckinghamshire are moving to America en masse because NHS "nurses" are messing them about by hacking their PCs

might conduct a mcdonnies run myself to be quite frank with you my fellow fat bastard, will probably only get a hamburger and frozen coke as both of those are only $1 each at the moment.

imagine actually getting worked up over mixed race couples

What's the argument

thunderstorming again
that's nearly every day for 6 weeks

Shut the fuck up

Still want to know what a stoned wank is like.

had a dream i got fired so i beat my boss to death with a bat while my disgruntled co-workers held him down

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is it could weed?
abc keeps doing these stories on marijuana stocks exploding and the impending legalisation nation wide

Honestly if you didn't just get in from a night out then you may as well just fuck off you stupid beta abnormie friendless cunt

*devours feces*

Don't live in Florida

>imagine actually getting worked up over mixed race couples

I don't have any folds

Don't eat my posts

you spell that way because you can't pronounce it properly otherwise

>getting in before 4am

lol

reported you to the authorities.

r8

Tolerating life

bet the aussies here are all fat cunts they're always doing a maccies run

what's drumpf's stance on drugs?

reckon he get his energy from cocaine desu

Literally the best wank of your life

VR is a close second

Usual shit when dealing with someone of mixed racial origin

they complain that people would want to keep their racial integrity are racist by not approving of race-mixing propaganda, thereby making the victim the criminal

I'm just bored because these people can't be convinced with dna and statistics

I can also hear people chanting ohhhhh Jeremy Corbyn outside like the lad before did. Is this a new normie thing or do I just live on the same street as someone on /brit/?

love yanks. hate the queen

the visited nations

Saved this to my British """humour""" folder

abc is also fake news

don't worry, i don't actually have a job

alri millionaire

Dont eat me

I think he's okay with medical marijuana but I don't recall him touching the subject with any depth

you burn off the maccas during the run you mong

quite the opposite. we started spelling it that way because that's how we pronounced it

all drugs WILL be legalized eventually, the drug war was a massive failure over all, and cannabis is just ahead of the curve.

Nottingham?

weirdo

had too much to eat again at night lads

redpill me on the opium wars

the airport in dubai does not count

>yes lets announce a nationwide state of emergency because some big buildings have wood on the outside of them

I can't live
If living is without you
I can't live
I can't give anymore
I can't live
If living is without you
I can't give
I can't give anymore

Nothing wrong with it

stop gorging on carbs mongo

fucking twat

>VR is a close second
BE right now is terrible

i think there should be some punishment because there exists in this world people so very gullible and stupid that they would do a life ruining narcotic just for the hell of it

>visit one city in america
>yep, pretty much all there is to see, lets check it off

not racist but i wouldn't impregnate someone with discolored skin

smoking a doobie bros ;-)

reckon there'd be less terrorist attacks in europe if people were allowed to have guns desu

Nah

Shan't be reading any long complicated posts
In brainlet mode in preperation for beddy byes

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not racist but I hate niggers. just don't like em simple as

significantly less

VR porn?

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yeah lets give all the muslims guns, great idea that one mate

reckon there'd be more

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me on the left

Stayed in the Nassima Royal Hotel for 34 nights

There was a little symbol on the ceiling pointing to Mecca

I pretty much stopped off there (on my way back from Singapore) just to see if it really was as shit I expected.

It was even shitter.

yeah, fucking autocorrect

visit the good parts of america while you can
we were once a beautiful nation from sea to shining sea
alas, we begin crumble.. crumble...CRUMBLE
*low rumbling in the background*

more like shottingham amririte ahahahaha

gf getting ready to meet her bf

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

watched a 6 part documentary on the holocaust its almost beyond belief

very strange that the jews immediately adopted many of the same techniques against the arabs in israel

190cm is such an awful poster
really dreadful stuff

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

You're supposed to add a twist to it, this was the original message

yeah but then a normal person would be able to shoot any terrorist who has a gun

>stopped off there just to see if it really was as shit I expected.
>34 nights