OFFICIAL METS VS BRAVES GAMETHREAD

Game 1 of 2 edition

Lineups:

>mest
1. Juan Lagares (R) CF
2. Michael Conforto (L) RF
3. Yoenis Cespedes (R) LF
4. Wilmer Flores (R) 1B
5. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
6. T.J. Rivera (R) 2B
7. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
8. Rene Rivera (R) C
9. Robert Gsellman (R) P

>barves
1. Ender Inciarte (L) CF
2. Brandon Phillips (R) 2B
3. Nick Markakis (L) RF
4. Tyler Flowers (R) C
5. Matt Adams (L) 1B
6. Danny Santana (S) LF
7. Rio Ruiz (L) 3B
8. Dansby Swanson (R) SS
9. Sean Newcomb (L) P

>people actually think asdrubal cabrera and his -0.2 WAR (and sinking) deserves $8.5 million in 2018

lmao

I thought it wasn't supposed to become a carnival until everyone's tired for the second game

>this fucking shitshow of a game

Time to take two from the mest

Haven't turned the game on yet it's already a shitshow?

Really wanted to score there

i mean, consider who's playing

based snackman

Reyes needs to be fucking DFA'd

wilmer to 3rd
rosario call up
reyes buried in a shallow grave

KKKK

get used to it mest. You will be seeing it for years

that's a fucking sexy bunt

>dat fucking perfect bunt

Go Braves! Teehee!

I love the back and forth between Swanson, Phillips, and Adams. They all have stolen flyballs from each other and are always ribbing each other and giving each other shit on those plays. Good to see guys havin' fun out there.

Also, Newcomb is pitching really well. Nice to see.

this is a really weird game. feels like we should be losing

feels like they are trying to hurry up because they have to play two

patience my weeboo friend.
>mest pitching

That's what most of the season had felt like

>mets getting destroyed by some random on his debut

typical mets, bet not one of those lazy faggots even looked at his scouting report pre-game, totally unprepared

remember when TJ rivera was good

>barves in charge of scoring

>pulling him now
bold move

>braves management

DFA assdribble

Suntrust was a mistake

shitty bank, shitty ballpark!

its actually really nice

>that fucking sequence
this game is so meme

come the fuck on

Get used to it barves. You will be seeing it for years.

cespeGOD

>he thinks the mest are ded
>he thinks the first few months weren't a ruse just to trick baseball into going easy on us in the summer while the mest make their playoff push

>cespedes still being a lazy cuban

fuck inciarte

How can the Mets defend keeping Reyes anymore? Didn't they say they would give him until June? He still sucks. He should not be on the team.

>sal ass

it begins

thanks for coming out salad

Thank you BP

Why is salad still a major league pitcher

>reyes

go away jose

reyes and cabrera OUT

rosario and flores IN

if mets bullpen/defense blows the game I will manually translate the magna carta into cambodian and post the finished translation in tonight's game thread

E

LEL

It just happens every single day
I don't know what I was expecting

SAVE US KEMP

inb4 reed blows this

second
hope we're wrong

so far so good

D-does anyone know how gain a working knowledge of Cambodian in less than a day? Asking for a friend, of course.

a language? in a day?

That's not gonna happen

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le gold glove man needs to start every day

Braves going for the long con by injuring all the Mets before the second game

ces pls

WENGER OUT
ROSARIO IN

wew lads

he's back

CESGOD SAVES THE DAY!

AYYYYY LMAO

GET FUCKED BARVES

LET'S FUCKING GO

>the apple rises brothers

>DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?

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gg braves
see you in two hours

PIITB

good shit boys. see you in 2 hours

Here we go again

lineups? All I remember is Matz is back for this one

>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Jose Reyes (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
6. Wilmer Flores (R) 3B
7. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
8. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
9. Steven Matz (R) P

>barves
1. Danny Santana (S) CF
2. Brandon Phillips (R) 2B
3. Nick Markakis (L) RF
4. Matt Kemp (R) LF
5. Matt Adams (L) 1B
6. Kurt Suzuki (R) C
7. Dansby Swanson (R) SS
8. Johan Camargo (S) 3B
9. Matt Wisler (R) P

double duty thread? ok.

sup guys. slept thru first game.

>tfw cespy is back but that doesnt do shit for the bullpen

I was at work for the first, but got fired in time for this one

I hope someone makes a webm of that Matz stretching montage

this

that was fucking hilarious.

>Terry got a guy whose career ended prematurely because of how injured his arm was to talk to Matz

gr8

I hope so

seedman? kek wtf

damn they are hitting the shit out of this guy

>mets pitcher hitting the strike zone
what is going om

matz is the best control pitcher on the team, other than thor

Meanwhile in Queens, Tapwrit won the Belmont Stakes.

>when you learn someone famous died from a sports commentator

>this pitch count

also RIP adam west

RIP adam west

who will be mayor of cohaog now?

>Peter's boss dead
>Mayor of Quahog dead

Family Guy curse

based

Just won $120 on the Belmont
AMA

wew walker came to play

what kind of booze you blowing it on?

Tapwrit Blue Label

yeah man, amazing play.

are you gonna play the powerball? when you're lucky you're lucky.

Might buy some reddit gold

REYES DID SOMETHING

ayy

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>when you eye the NL MVP