Destroy the UK and divide it between EU nations (edition)
/brit/
*smacks you in the eye with my cock*
hey boys, signing in for the night. welcome all, and thanks for having me
hey boys, me again, signing out. So long!
consider myself a member of the ruling class
You are a Patriotic Socialist, aren't you user?
*tries to divert bloodflow to cock to induce an artificial chub on but shits self by accident instead*
nah, socialism is a bit retarded isn't it
signing back in lads, sorry about that! internet cut out!
>patriotic
pretty sure goywell was a troskyist
hello lads, i am here now. how's it foing?
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shadilay my fellow pedes!
aussies not getting enough attention clearly.
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alri bruce
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fug this guy is younger than me
does anyone remember the cuckio meme?
Doing a massive hangover shit
Feel like I'm about to pass out
*votes to kick*
so this is the so called alt right I hear about
>somebody paid at least $150 outfitting tyrone for this video
>We are in a strange period of history in which a revolutionary has to be a patriot and a patriot has to be a revolutionary.
Read his essay The Lion and The Unicorn
You can get a brain aneurysm from pushing too hard
anyone remember the anyone remember the anyone remember the anyone remember the anyone remember the cuckio meme meme meme meme
work tomorrow
this yank doesnt read he gets all his ideology from Sup Forums and youtube
Holy kek
want a gf
dost anyone recalleth ye cuckio meme?
we're fucked now right?
this yank doesnt read he gets all his ideology from reddit and youtube
2:40 is a treat
work in 22 hours desu
you probably want your fantasy of a gf to exist in real life
real gfs and relationships aren't all that
1984 is on the Sup Forums approved book list, he should have read it
Oliver Cromwell is the greatest Englishman to ever live.
progression of me over sunday as work gets closer
this but unironically
orwell is shit, he would probably shill for Novara Media if he were around today
>1984 isn't Sup Forums
hello there reddit!
why does he look so odd
>3.35MB, 4122x600
won't be opening this but from the thumbnail I assume it's a progression of progressively more JUST'd brandons
socialist faschist just like Pierre Drieu la Rochelle
far left: me after waking up on saturday morning
far right: me at 10:00PM on sunday
I hate anyone and everyone who says "I'm an English" instead of Englishman.
Who told you I was being ironic?
honestly i hate the weekend.
i always look forward to them, but i never feel particularly fulfilled by them.
and how did you get the idea the man was trotskyst if your read it?
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what did you do this weekend?
Hol up hol up bitch
The UK is already reserved and is future Pakistani clay
Ishallah'
if only there were chemical substances you could ingest which would force your brain to feel good on the weekends
Why is Pynchon's prose so exhausting to read
I want the literary equivalent of easy listening right NOW!
played with my bum toys mostly hbu x
Huxley
>I want the literary equivalent of easy listening right NOW!
camus or prosper mérimée
My favourite brendan is the third from the right
a heroin high is literally the greatest thing a human can experience
called a friend in the morning
did some maths questions
went shopping for groceries
came home
cooked dinner
called my friend again
went to sleep.
today im doing math questions
going to the gym
eating more food
and then going to start some research into what my PhD question could be.
brendan fraser is the perfect embodiment of hitting rock bottom
Apparently IV coke on its own or a speedball tops straight heroin.
Hemingway
that wasn't even me, smug dickhead
Tolstoy.
Even though its very long you can gloss over the vivid descriptions 2bh, because very little actually happens in each chapter.
Nice trips mate!
no wonder you feel unfulfilled 2bh
/brit/ sings shadilay when?
(ironically)
Now that it has been proven beyond doubt that Brexit is a complete economic catastrophe and working-class Leave voters only did so because they were lied to by UKIP, can we PLEASE reverse this madness and stop all talks of a Brexit immediately? UK cannot exist independently outside of the EU.
i rent a room off a family - so doing drugs is deffo not on the agenda
one of the drawbacks of saving a lot on rent i guess.
>left someone's house warming yesterday even though a girl there was DTF as I got too drunk
listening to bebop
I N T I M A C Y
Maupassant, Kipling, James Hilton
what would make me feel fulfilled.
doing something memorable i guess
Well you'd probably be full-filled if you drank more
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Just got back from the gym lads. Is my form ok?
>ywn live thru this
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coke is shit because you feel awful when it wears off and you're still too wired to sleep the anxiety away
bum toys with greater girth will objectively make you feel more full-filled
might go to some museums next weekend.
completing something you started
reckon Prof Hawkins is going a bit potty in his dotage
Before
>did some maths questions
Are you in school?
you're squatting a bit too deep, bad for your knees mate.
I'm too self conscious to go to a museum
Don't give a shit
*hiccups*
After
detest stephen king
>all Olympic lifters have damaged their knees
Fuck off
want to start buying sex toys 2bh.
I've completed books + sets of problems i suppose
no - i didn't do as well in maths as my degree would imply so i feel the need to revisit it.
i think its a good thing to do.
* hiccups*
Lmao
do you think brendan fraser is aware of the jfmsu memes?
should append that with a fleshlight, rather than dildos/squatplugs
because i reckon i've deathgripped myself up.
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poor charles :-(
finishing a book doesn't give me a good sensation to be honest
maybe you should start something that involve working with your own hands?
His short stories aren't bad
*hiccups *