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chebs

jameela jamil is the GF

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!!

meghan markle will make a fantastic princess

One of my favourite little easter eggs is how Alphonse sort of became one of the Goncourt brothers to keep Edmond company after Jules died, then ended up being named in Edmond's will and outliving him by 10 months after Edmond said he would

>prince harry was literally cucked on camera by some random actor

We need another battle of rorke's drift

howling at that jaw
is there something wrong with him?

God what an ugly cunt

nothing new for the royals mate

Legend

why do asian women tend to have such a profound lack of curves?

>implying any rorke would fight in Rorkes Drift: The Rerorkening

why are ethnic women so trashy?

OUR president

counterexample:

Difference is diet
Working class women tend to be

LEBRON'D

a week of back-breaking soul-crushing labour awaits me at the end of this 12-hour tunnel

me ahaha

fast exposure to western culture and the clash with their ancestral one forces them to chose one and be radical

It really hurts my autism that he doesn't just shave his head and be done with it. Wills, mate, no one cares about people with shaved heads any more.

what if nonce hunters catch the wrong person?

like what if im walking out of a train station and suddnely some cockney blokes surround me and take my phone off me..

just pooed a big smelly grog bog lads. was the amalgamation of a 12 inch pizza and a donner kebab + lots of booze. smelled rank

gut feels much cleaner now it's out

Victorian architecture is relatively simple/inexpensive compared to continental European architecture

why did we STILL build utter ugly shit after the war?

because they literally have the mental faculties of primates. they are the lowest common denominator, the bottom of the barrel, the sort of mud that filter feeders suck up and turn into the dietary habits of poor albanians. They are NOT to be tolerated

jameela jamil is a qt

getting the new crash bandicoot game delivered this friday

going to be playing it next weekend on my playstation 4

Generations of malnutrition

Not looking forward to it aye. Such is life

can't believe that balding runt is going to pollute the entire bloodline with his genetics

what an odd thing to worry about. do you have something to hide? a filthy secret, perhaps?

because people thought it was 'modern' and 'futuristic' in the 70s

you go to your closest lawyer and prepare to make bank

If the nonce account isn't on your phone then it's obviously not you

>12 hours of freedom
>8 hours of sleep
>toil upon dawn

no future no past no end

'alri slaphead

qt x

I would be so happy if this happened to me, I'd try to get away but let them bodyslam me scotch egg style, I'd make sure everyone heard and saw then sue the fuck out of them in court and get loadsa compo money from them

>grog bog
Thought this was just an aussie term, never heard it over hjere before

haha the gf got a bit of cake on her
she's so silly, love her

I'm not a nonce - I guess my question is how do they know who they're after?

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Who's a priti MP

because of literal jewish/leftarded postmodernism

They get their pictures and phone numbers because your average nonces are retards

hahaha

might get a PS4 so I can play it once and decide its shite and not bring it back cause I cba

I've got my eye on you, pseudo-nonce

how do i work up the courage to see an escort
i've never even kissed a girl before, pretty sure i'll start hyperventilating when she touches my cock

What if he's underage? Now who's the nonce?

listening to a choon. not gonna tell you which one. i'll let you guess

>car crash interview
absolutely despise this phrase
find other terms to describe a bad interview you hacks

DESPERATE cravings for small town America lads

just bee yourself

Is anyone actually gonna take the monarch seriously once liz dies? I mean william is such a cuck and harry is JUST

me speaking out against benders under a totalitarian regime

youtube.com/watch?v=9sOeDI2YuMs

How old are you?

everyone is a nonce till proven otherwise 2bh.

heard a rumour that Maya is cucking Stormzy and is really just dating him to ride his coattails to fame

the monarchy is finished the moment she kicks the bucket, everyone is well aware of that fact

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how do you prove otherwise

how repulsive

Person who drove in to the crowd in Newcastle was a black lass in proper african gear lol

>work tomorrow
>only work 3 days a week so it's not that bad

5/2 cucks are the worst

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It is actually shite

>taking the monarchy seriously anyway
they're a meaningless tourist trap, wouldn't care if they fucked off though

yeah shes cucking him with me

I hope so.

>you'll never live in prince charles' gay little village

probably full of middle class nonce twats though tbf

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you mean me x

>how do you prove otherwise
Only a nonce doesn't know how.

The absolute state of Britain

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>A crowd had gathered reportedly to collect fuel leaking from the overturned vehicle when it caught fire. Dozens are being treated in hospital.

>It appears the tanker blew a tyre while rounding a sharp bend in the road.

>The subsequent fire may have been sparked by someone lighting a cigarette, rescue services say.

never understood why people get escorts. just stay home and wank you dickhead

DELET THIS

nah
she takes the eurostar in the morning, we have lunch and then sex, and she takes it back to london back in time to be on rinse
this has been going on for quite some time now. sorry to break it to you x

been working 5 days a week every week since december with no real break

i feel like my mental health is noticeably declining

when did you grow out of video games lad? yes, this includes fifa

Charles will save the Crown

>Poundbury
>more like POUNDandBURYyourdickinhisboipussi

>black woman mowing down muslims
it's a narrative minefield

good lad

I'll be right there singing the internationale with you as buckingham palace blows up

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14 GirlsDoPorn sluts are suing the website for $500,000 each claiming they were misled about how the footage would be used.

They tried to sue anonymously but the court has ruled their identities will be made known to the defense and made public if they go to trial.

They were recruited via craigslist. Some of them were paid $5000 for one hour of sex.

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THAY KUFFAR *WAVES HAND*
THAY KUFFAR *WAVE HAND*

>probably full of middle class nonce twats though tbf
No niggers, no pakis, pretty much zero crime.

Sounds good

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doing a poo

Sent from my iPhone

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literally that scene from Zoolander

>misled about how the footage would be used.

So they weren't told it would go on porn sites?

Because GirlsDoPorn seems to be fairly self explanatory

not a labour voter just want cromwell back

This guy litearlly looks like pepe

It really is absurd

gdp is so peng, i fucking love it