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People in NYC are dicks. Everywhere else they're generally nice

FUCKING

BASED
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anime

brum was utterly GUTTED by the postwar era planners

birmingham crew in?

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Beb

cities i would like to live in:
>Melbourne
>NYC
>Wellington
>Manny
>London
>Paris
>Seattle
>Shanghai

I saw Jacob Rees-Mogg at a grocery shop in Somerset yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for political policies or pictures or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Wether's Originals in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Labour's John McDonnell claims the victims of the Grenfell Tower blaze were MURDERED by political decisions

>Manny
Disregarded this entire post

nice

Would rather buy a British home than an American

found the people in new york pleasant 2bh.

found more of the 'rude new yorker' stereotype in jersey ngl.

i cycle in London but I have really bad co-ordination so im always crashing into things and causing problems

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it's a good city

anime!

don't people like sargon claim to be leftists?

IT KEEPS GOING UP

Looks like a nice little town tbf

>kekistan

is this specifically an alt-right thing or just a general anti-sjw meme?

>no Edinburgh, Stockholm, Amsterdam or Portland

All very livable cities desu

Got a great new gimmick. It looks like this:

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

but i havent found the right context to use it yet

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

anime

*Punches you*

Have lived in America, Japan and now the UK
They become fairly similar once the first year novelty wears off
Dunno where Ill go next, maybe Germany

if the tories call another election they'll destroy labour

haha

sargon is an idiot.
i can't believe there are actually people who get a daily dose of him.

cities i would like to live in:
>Slough
>Luton
>Bradford
>Birmingham
>Blackburn

wang those on the list, great shouts

>he doesn't want to live in southampton

It's a reddit thing

'nd

>but i havent found the right context to use it yet
Maybe when there's a fat asian thread on /gif/

When radical centrism meets anti-feminism, what happens?

one of those is not the same as the others

Neeed
Korean
gf

you could say the exact same about people who listen to molyneux, pjw and milo

ARE

Failsworth is the best place in the world

>german who was taking the piss out of the brum slum
>now repeating the secret truth behind the brum-smear campaign.

appreciate that you've seen the follies of your ways and glanced upon the most crass conspiracy in modern western history.

okay i'm gonna rise up gonna kick a little ass gonna kick some ass in the usa gonna climb a mountain gonna sew a flag gonna fly on a eagle i'm gonna kick some butt drive a big truck i'm gonna rule this world i'm gonna kick some ass i'm gonna rise up kick a little ass ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE
, lads

seen this posted elsewhere, in other words you've nicked it you absolute disgrace

already beat you to it materino

Brits never experienced these things.

>high school football game with cross town rivals
>driving on empty roads at 16 as you and your mates smoke the cone you rolled
>pool parties
>having your mate take his dads boat out
>keg parties with red cups
>sneaking out of your bedroom window and climbing down a tree to meet up with a cute girl from down the block

taking a thulean perspective

alri

Captcha has been fucking abhorrent lately

i will happily say the same.

and also of whoever the left-wing equivalents are.

don't see any radcens in this picture

Citys I would like to live in:

London
Hong Kong
Denbigh
...
Thats it

we have all of those except pool parties and empty roads, both of which sound dull as hell

well the flag of kekistan is based on the nazi flag
so make of that what you will

...

>

They do

this is my image you bag of shit

horrific lads

we have all of those apart from red cups (like that matters), driving at 16 and pool parties you melt

all I see in this pic are 2 alt-right cretins

HUUURRR DURRR
THE NAZIS WERE SOCIALISTS CUZ ITS IN THE NAME
HURRRRRRRR
CHECKMATE XD

'es

umm left wingers are outside talking to people hun
not as much of a shut in demographic to make money from

>>high school football game with cross town rivals
We just have schools fighting each other in the street desu

you've never been on a private boat in your life

50s-90s America was the peak of civilisation

no cheating

70s were shit

>Roommate enters flat
>Says "hey"
>Say "hi" back
>Turns out she was answering the phone

LEFTIST FASCIST

hmmm it actually says its googles images

>people who say sargon is a radcen
really does get on my tits ngl.

we must restore the 0121 to its rightful glory

whats the copypasta of yankfeels about things they'll NEVER get to do

FOY
been on numerous private boats

It was purely for research lad

You don't even have trees

Are you aware Britain is an island?

It was either boring as hell for the rich or devastatingly deprived for everyone else
the REAL peak was 1900-1910 Britain

I live by the sea mate, everyone and their mum has a boat here - jog on

Any respect I had for Sargon went when he posted a gay as fuck picture of his arse

I know sargon is a complete muppet but I still kind of like listening to him, even when he's talking complete and utter shite

just enjoy the shitshow I say. dunno why people put so much weight into what guys like him say about varying topics anyway. he's just some random dude talking out his arse like any other

it seems to me fully mental that you could walk from the city centre a neighbourhood like moseley or harborne or small heath in these days.

that is literally impossible now (without having to cross over literal motorways)

'nd

shut up alt right

yeh mate no boats here despite it being an island. fucking moron.

>HURRDURRmingham

...

>america's long domestic decline was the peak of civilisation

uhhh
nah don't think so

not sure I quite believe you there but I'll allow it

was given a private tour of HMS Diamond when i was 17 while it was being refitted at Portsmouth

does that count

>the REAL peak was 1900-1910 Britain
ah yes, because that wasn't full of deprivation

share a 4 bedroom house with rasheed and his family
get jailed for years for saying some bad things about muslims on twitter
have your daughter nonced by pakis
etc.

Didn't he spam his own twitter with gay cuck porn or something?

impressive

What gets me is his pseudo intellectualism.

he legitimately thinks of himself as being en par with the great philosophers of antiquity.

you're all poor as fuck and the beaches are shit as well as the weather. boating culture is grim in the UK

the only people that boat are posh sailors and fisherman

if you say so mate.

The uk is going to get VERY grim over the next decade after brexit
Need to get out ASAP